Moonshadow

Lucky I deleted my post then...

Was he calling out for Stuie in anger, bemusement, madness or lust? Or was it related to his bladder control?

*mirror*

That is certainly the height of rudeness Toady. Very naughty.

I used to play against East Burwood in the mid 80's. They wore shorts and jumpers then. Interesting tactic DC. Skins vs tops, eh!

^^^ that was such a extraordinary and intelligent post you had to edit it! Well done Einstien

As far as paraphrasing goes, that's quite a stretch Bitty. Using your teacher's artistic license to full effect. I think he actually said "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member". My favourite Groucho Marx line is "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception", or maybe "I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt"

Clearly correct posture was not one of their finest lessons Biff.

He's got a cute bumm.

Is that some sort of new yoga pose? Can't be comfortable. Brings a new meaning to the term 'tree hugger'.

You'll have to pardon BBO for not getting back in a timely manner Maple. He and Biff are busy tearing Frank Burns/Stuie a new one on the Clarkson thread.

Maple, usually you make sense. The increasing number of posts you make on this thread and that this one makes little sense leaves me to believe either you are on the drink or you and frog are siblings. The former clearly is the better option of the two. Perhaps you should consult "Biff Biff" or "Uncle Bitter" to address your level of sobriety. They'll tip you over the edge, if nothing else.

Those would be difficult to muster dc.

Wha?? Not a good idea to drink heavily during the day Maple

Honestly Bitty, this post shows you have way too much time on your hands and are ridiculously self obsessed. I would have thought that the term "thoughtless pervert" pretty much sums you up in two words.

I admit to being thus, except for the "old" bit. That's your domain Grandfather Bitter.

I thought pussie ruled the world?

Demonland.... where fruit is the excuse for soft porn.

...and you like a bit of discipline too Bitty, don't you? More than a bit, a lot.

He probably just needs to get away and visit you Jazza. Get down and watch the Apollo Bay Hawks score a win. Toughen up at a country footy game. A few beers and a meat pie, maybe pick up a squeezer at the Lavers Hill pub. That'll get him back on here and ready for more insults from BBO.

Jeezus, you have a heart overhaul (I heard they had to search for quite some time) and you're posting whilst getting a Brazilian and in the recovery room and you think Toady needs to take a break! Take a look in the mirror, if it hasn't cracked.

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.........zzzzzzzz.....zzzzzzzzzzz........ Wake me when you say something worth reading Bitty.... ZZZZZZZZ.....zzzzzzz......zzzzzzzz...........

...for his name alone. Even if it costs us a pot of gold.

I hate to say it, but your retorts to BBO are getting much better Toady. It pains me to say that.

One of your finer posts cowboy. Very good.