Moonshadow

What you all don't know is Biffen's real name is Chris and he has a pre pubescent voice. Problem solved. Next.

Agreed. We know he can do it, but has looked disheartened the last couple of years. WTF wouldn't after the pharmacy led saga of Hird et al. I think it's well worth it if he doesn't get stung by WADA. I trust Roos and Goodwin to get the best out of him.

So now it ok to attack someone personally as long as it's on a footy post? I clearly remember Nasher saying that abuse via pm was no different to abuse on an open thread. Please don't tell us that you've never called anyone personal names or belittled posters now Stuie. Done it countless times, as ManDee noted above. You seem to conveniently forget your own indiscretions when it suits. None of us are angels.

If you were a saint and didn't belittle others regularly on Dland then your comments might hold water Stuie. They don't.

Self flagellating with a gimp mask on. Now there's an unfortunate image

Isn't it about time for Uncle Bitter to be back? Or does he still have the gimp mask on?

I'm sure there is a lawyer in the house here who can help you out in a divorce Earl. Demonland's own Danny Divuto, so to speak.

Strange day for footy... Pike retires from the Swans a year before his contract is out and then takes up the senior coaching gig at the Crows. They transition fast these days.

To hang next to his whistle blower appreciation certificates

Were you listening to Comedy Hour on sen?

You are both wrong. BBO was spit roasting one of the lads yesterday and things got out of control. In his drunken Shiraz stupor he forgot to slaughter the poor beast before shoving the rotisserie up its clacker and throwing it on the roaring fire. Of course, the beast panicked and ran off into the local forest with its coat ablaze. The rest, as they say, is history.

If we keep 6, our priority is mids, mids and more mids. Trade for KPFS in the future as they generally take longer, Hogan excepted

Make sure you pack protection

There's still time, but it needs to happen.

I believe Jack Watts did not pole a vote and NicNat got a few. Oops.... can of worms about to open...

Lol! A Melbourne fan claiming that 2 wins in a finals series from 8th place doesn't mean much! Now I've heard it all.

My mistake dc

Next to you anyone on here is an Einstein

Cracker of a gf too. Think she is some sort of Sth American model.

Pretty much.

Apparently it was his wise views on Stuie's wife that got him the month ban Red.

And I'm pretty sure you simply made that up.

Thanks Red. Would've thought that Watts could generate more than $450k. Still a lot of money, Monopoly money really.

I thought the Swans couldn't trade in a player above the average AFL wage? Watts would be above this surely*. Or am I misunderstanding the draft/trade restrictions Gil put on the Swans? Can someone clarify what the story is here? *queue posters saying he doesn't deserve it, blah, blah.