Moonshadow

Good lord! All this talk of dc peeking into Roosy's kimono and BBO pulling his 'weight' makes a real man like me want to vomit! You guys need to get a room together.

Didn't you know dc? BBO is the new Saty, with new and improved venom.

There you go again, talking about schoolboys. Poor Jesse doesn't know what's in store for him tomorrow.

Pedo has done more this year than Fitzy has done in total. One has turned around and had a solid year, the other has turned around and largely gone unsighted during 2014.

To be expected. What's his name?

AFL website phantom draft has Petracca at pick 1. Of course, this is not based upon club needs, more where Callum Twomey rates a draftee, FWIW. http://www.afl.com.au/news/2014-08-15/phantom-draft-form-guide

Who would've known, jazza! Next you'll grow a Ned Kelly beard, ride a fixie pushbike and drink long macchiatos. Much better than sniffing your cows coming...

That could be Jazza! Hannibal Jazza: "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti". I do wish we could chat longer... slurp, slurp...

Nice chianti? No such thing.

No I much prefer a mince donkey bolognese with olives and capers.

Or the Shetland ponies BBO.

As wise a words as I've read on 'land.

I've seen some VERY unsettling things in the last week Biff. Visions that will burn in my memory for a long, long time. BBO has a lot to answer for. Your 'prescription' drugs are working wonders Biff. I wonder if they could also help Toady, or even Stuie...?

A mask and a gimp ball Biff. I think you'd have a number of those to choose from.

Mate, have you had a look at your life-like avatar lately?! I'd say it's you that needs considerable help. Biff, please send a wheelbarrow of your finest anti psychotic drugs to BBO. Oh, I forgot.... They are not anti.....

Sage advice indeed. I've always considered your wisdom underrated on 'land dc.

Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.

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Honestly, how on earth did you ever pass a Working With Children Check?

BBO would probably fit into your ring quite nicely Biff if you permitted.

Accurate wrap sheet dc. You should be on the MRP.What BBO failed to mention was that he went from the gym straight to the game. The stench was horrific - I'm sure it would have easily cleared the Gat of all inhabitants Biff, if they didn't pass out initially. And the lycra outfit was something out of this world. Yes, it was Melbourne colours, but so ill-fitting that he spent most of the match desperately shoving flesh back in it's place. Quite disturbing really. The father of said young girl in front of us discretely asked me if BBO was my mother! Good lord, can you imagine!

I was a bit worried when he put his hand on my knee. Thanks for the heads up Biff, not.

Yes. It is true. I 'ran into' BBO at the game today. And might I say I came off 2nd best. He is one big unit. Thankfully they have no armrests in between the seats at the Darklands. All of him could fit into 2 seats ... just. All this talk about fitness, his drinking arm is certainly fit. Apparently they ran out of beer. Not surprised. Much to my distaste, we sat near the cheer squad. I was perched in between BBO and The Ox (yes, he was there chewing beers as well). The Ox is large, huge in fact, but nothing in comparison to BBO. You should've warned me Biff. I may need to seek counselling

Real men don't eat quiche Bitty. And I'm pretty certain PT stands for psycho-therapist...

Given up the darts and then started the hallucinogens Jazza?