Moonshadow

I picked a good weekend to go away on a tantric retreat, thus avoiding the footy with Bitters and Biff (and by the sounds of it, Maple and maybe even dc). I'm guessing there were many in that area at the G who went home sans wallet. How else would that motley crew afford to eat slop and drink cheap wine at a inner city pub? Shameful, but not unexpected.

You'll be wearing a hound's tooth jacket with leather elbow patches I'm guessing Biff. The stereotypical Demons supporter for sure.

And you should be dead with the amount of shiraz you consume Bitters.

One of your finest Boffin, er...

Certainly less innuendo Maple

Maple, not the best response to a mature gent like picket

Maple think of the scene from Pricilla Queen of the Desert with flowing robes on top of a bus and you'll get an idea of Bitter's entry to the MCG on Saturday. Always the showman, unfortunately.

And that's nothing to sneeze at!

Good Doctor I see your point but I think you might be overestimating Bitter's ability to moderate to any real effect. Mostly he'd be correcting poor English and encouraging jolly good floggings. He is never moderate.

Bitters, the finer styling and intricate musings of your posts are lost upon many in authority on this forum, (perhaps Dr Dick Hopping excluded). You might put yourself forward as a voluntary mod supervisor, another community service to add to your long list.

Drugs are bad.

Be brave dc. Uncle Bitters is scarier. On that you can bet your first born

Walk with me dc. You are not alone.

Unfortunately Maple I will be away this austere weekend renewing my spiritual roots and restoring my tarnished faith. Bless. Thus, I will leave the beer soaked, politically incorrect abuse throwing at the G to Bitters and Biffen for now.

Me thinks Bitters is coming off the booze, or perhaps the columbian marching powder. Why else would he be so angry?

Not quite. Biffen robbed the place

I read that our Hulk Hogan was recently awarded $150mill damages as a result of a secret se x tape. Wow, we really can't afford to re-sign him now. Out of our league.

Zzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzz....zzzzzz..zzzzzz..........

I take it that's a rhetorical question Maple. Of course the answer is no. Biffen was on a drug fuelled stupor for a month or two and has only just come back on board sober, and Bitters has been busy offending Demonland's own moral compass by going "boo!" In his face and poking a hallitosis riddled tounge out at him.

Welcome back on board Maple. Did you take a long trip back to your native Canadia?

Too right. Dr John, I think you are masking a homo-erotic phallic infatuation with a failed attempt to call upon history and humour as your point for posting. Get a grip man!

A true nobody

I think time has eroded the legibility of that sign Bitters. I believe it more than likely read "Dr John Hewson"

Conchita Wirst must have exhausted you Earl. Are you a bicycle MAMIL or are you a fixie man?

I believe he's applying for the CEO job at Eros, so maybe not biff.