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Suspected we'd be in trouble when I saw BT giving Fritta a tongue bath pre game. We love the bathwater. Been on it all week I suspect.

Smoke and Mirrors. The way of the world.

I'll replay it for years. One for the ages up there with Jack Watts QB effort.

Been taking notes from Serena Williams.

Lever's in career best form. Has it on a string ATM. As for the young fellas coming in to the team now with the mature leadership directing them around the ground. Blokes who have been there, done it and respected throughout the game, Gawn, Viney, Trac, Oliver, May and Lever. Think back to when Neeld was Coach. Right now he'd be thinking of making Windsor the captain.

Good onya captain hindsight.

That Myers does not waste a kick.

What a goal Fritta.

Not a good advert for Chocko's footys.

Like watching a car accident in slow motion.

5.14 Folks. We are a hard forken watch. Does my head in.

Sheet kicking is sheet football.

Ugly footy. The Melbourne way.

Tedious, spluttering and inaccurate perhaps?

Ours are expected.

Billings OUT. Spargo IN.

Disco's got some moves. I like it.

Nice work Windsor.

Facts. And his old man sits comfortably among the best ever.

Plenty, same with Geelong. And ya don't want to be at the bottom of the ladder when Tassie comes in. Be stuck there like we were and the teams up the top will be stuck there like Geelong and Hawthorn when the 2 you mentioned come in..

That's how we roll. Dare I say it .... Boring.

Go young fella. Great goal , great celebration.

I don't know how the father/son rules work. All I know is that I watch the players sing the song after games with armfuls of kids and there are too many girls for my liking.

Spent my whole life as a melbourne supporter, I don't have to imagine. And our gameplan while somewhat effective is ugly AF and a tough watch. And that's if we're playing well. Every game is a grind .... For me as well. Goodwin is wasting the careers of our guns and the best big marketing opportunity we've had for 59yrs playing boring unattractive footy. If this club wants to survive long term we've got to get bums on seats, eyes on TVs, which will excite and expand the membership base and create more lucrative sponsorships. We've got to entertain the mob. Not bore them to tears using a rugby union type maul for the gameplan. There, I said it. Rant Over.