Fork 'em

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/meet-the-new-afl-cult-hero-who-doesnt-care-what-others-have-to-say/news-story/e4db376825f4be00021e379dcf30dd87

If I said I wasn't very disappointed in both the Men and Women I'd be lyin'. Chokers.

Whereas I prefer to call what most of the MSM label conspiracy theories spoiler alerts.

Cause we beat 'em by more than 15 😜

Facts

MRO, Goal review, Umpiring ......

Replace NBA with AFL. Sixers with Melbourne. Heat with Collingwood, Celtics with Carlton. Tell me I'm wrong.

Yikes 😂

Unless they're outta smokes.

Who was that bloke from the swans who 10yrs ago declared half the comp was doin' coke and got shut down by the AFL. Dale Lewis?

Wouldn't matter with our game plan. He'd have to jump on top of 10players heads every time the ball come in. And if your 6 guns aren't firing you aint winning a flag.

No. I watch the footy for the footy. Not the propaganda.

So as soon as another club shows interest in one of our players who is showing abit of form we should trade 'em. Got it 👌 All these media parasites who think they're club list managers. Fork 'em all.

I'd play for Melbourne for less money.

Continuing my story from above. My old man was [censored] off when I shot through. "There's no jobs up there, yadda, yadda, yadda." "You want your whole life to be a holiday.", to which I thought .... "What's wrong with that." I was at the stage of contemplating going back to Melbourne there for abit. I knocked off work. Went to the pub, got a couple of Beam cans and was on the Murray river with a fishing rod in the water watching the cockies fly by within' 10 mins. There was no way I could do that in Melbourne and made my decision there and then to stay. Never looked back from that moment. 10years later the old man comes to visit. I loaded him in the car, launched the boat 200m from my house and took him for a burn up the river. He looked around and declared, "Geez, ya got it made." One of my proudest moments TBH. Not everything is about money man. Though I was doing ok in that dept as well.

What if they can earn bigger money closer to home? Or away from the rat race of Melbourne.

I dunno. I moved away from home when I was 18. Spent a few years home sick at different points till my visits back to Melbourne to see family and friends got less and less. Now I can't stand the joint. Reckon getting homesick as a young fella is pretty natural. It passes for some, but for others it's stronger. And I was raised by my old man from the age of 5 😁

Any chance of a link?

As a fisherman who mostly uses lures this is 100% correct 😂

Well we know one thing. The Melk will give it all he's got. Stood up during multiple big moments during the year and one of our best kicks for goal. Not much competition on that front I know.

It was sheet cause we weren't in it. And had we been there the game would've been an ugly maul. Cause that's how we roll.

My sister declared today it feels like it didn't even happen.

We we're robbed big time. Would've loved to have celebrated with our players and supporters both after the game and the next day. Instead we celebrated by phone. Well I did.

Nah, Look at him across the desk and say "Fork the Pies" Then get back to work.

Yeah, something happened there. Disrespected Grundy bigtime. Good luck trying to bring the next free agent to the club if that's how we're gonna treat 'em.