Fork 'em

This is not how you build a supporter base. Boring, monotonous football with clown like errors. Never fail to disappoint.

I can. Farken hopeless.

FAAAARK.

Ha, of course he kicked it. 6pt up and we're playing like millionaires.

Some of Salems elite kicking.

I've seen this movie before. It doesn't end well.

That wasn't ideal.

Every miss is deflating. But there a times you need a captains goal.

The mouthful comes after you kick the goal Gawny.

Bloody hell Max. There's a reason I couldn't watch.

Well is Petracca on the ground?

OMG. Choking. Fumbly scared rubbish.

Fork. This is carp.

Go for it Joel. Make yaself a hero.

Sheet kicking's, sheet footy.

Didn't look good on the box either.

OMFG

What about now ? He aint the sharpest.

Well ... Kozzies not playin next week.

Keep the mob entertained.

Lever is very handy with the gloves. Don't let the moustache fool you.

Give it up. It is painful. No-one cares you got offended on someone elses behalf who'll never read this anyway.

Meh. The game's going to complete sheet anyway.

People forget the AFL is a business. And if you run a business like the AFL how do you maximise profits and trigger bonuses? You ensure your big clubs are playing at the best venues in the best time slots and winning. And if a blind eye needs to be turned now and then to ensure this happens, so be it.

How does he think Viney plays?