Bitter but optimistic

Given the rate that the Jesse Hogan thread is rollicking along it will overtake this one before long. Redleg would be well and truly f....d then!

I'm going to stop reading this thread - it is seriously [censored] up my head space!

Bring your own fried ( or baked, fricasseed, boiled etc etc) frog.

What's a "tele prompter" ? Is it some sort of technological teaser pony ?

Bah!! Shylock.

You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct. There are some unresolved matters - - The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus. - The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids - And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween - Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations. A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me. As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.

It's all hypothetical at this moment 'lad ! Although some of the posts I've read seem more like hypofantasy.

I see no sense in picking on people who can defend themselves! In fact it could be dangerous!!

Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story. I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers. They gave three reasons for this- There are more lawyers than rats Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies. There are some things even a rat won't do.

I'm opening another bottle of shiraz.

Who cares about eggs? It's the sperm that counts.

I don't know anything about this bloke except that he's a big bastard. Can he play forward? Can he mark and kick a goal?

Might be like that Y2K thing and bring down the internet. Geez, I'd have to go back to buying porno mags!

I wonder if my lifetime ban carries over to the new venue?

It would be crass to sully my benefits with the notion of filthy lucre. Correct! I'm sorry Earl but that bun that Collingwood [censored] wears has done my head in.

Thanks Earl, I'm sure Conchita would be well qualified with a wide variety of ….. err … shall we say "experiences", unfortunately, there is a no beards policy at The Manor.

I'm too busy trying to find a new maid Frog. Any suggestions?

I note there is another thread on Demonland that speculates on the return of "he who must remain nameless" . If the unthinkable actually thunked, what would happen to this thread for us interlectuals?

The club received terrific service from Pedo. Well done to a great team man.

Well that's good layz - you can also use such places to develop those special photographs

"101 ways to suicide" is gaining appeal dc.

What happens in the bedroom is best kept in the bedroom layz!

fulgurant ?

He's f.....d!

As you well know Moonie, I was wearing well contoured lycra undies below that quite fetching frock. However, I must admit they hadn't been laundered for some time.