Bitter but optimistic

Actually that’s an improvement. I was expecting spewmante .

Don’t say that until you see the quality of the booze that the lawyers come up with

Maybe “ downstairs “ at The Manor would be appropriate BYO of course

I wouldn’t presume to argue with you Saty !!

You are correct Moonie. Kev's training reports are top class. Succinct, informative and without self aggrandisement.

I'm guessing you don't collect the lollies very often Jane.

No, not a relo Moonie but seems as though he would have been a jolly fine chap. I'm sure he would have been a big hit at The Manor.

Oliver Jones Tmac Fritsch Trac Preuss

Frosty is up there among my favourite players Graeme YM Love his enthusiasm and the excitement he brings However, my heart could do without the “excitement “ of Frostball kicking for goal

I consider my person more valuable than yours Moonie

We were outnumbered. Moonie and I were illegally among Carlton members What a bunch of [censored] heads!

His position can’t be justified on “potential “ much longer

Just got rid of @Moonshadow - he’s pizzed again

Exciting finish but we were [censored]! Fortunately Carlton were shiter!

I’ll pass on that

Just boarding at Scumbury. In an attempt to raise my morbid spirit, I gave myself a jolly good flogging before leaving The Manor I’m a better man for it

In utero probably

Hopefully the big mongrel will be playing today Josh!

Indeed Ethan. Imagine if Melbourne win and the poor child becomes a Dees supporter. A lifetime of misery awaits.

He bobs up occasionally when I’m watching porn Luci ( Which is fairly frequently TBH )

Just turned the Tele on Do Port get paid money to wear that absolutely shitful jumper?

I reckon we'll win well tomorrow! Why? [censored] if I know! However, I've been reading all the pessimism and I'm figuring ……. " We can't be that hopeless" . Can we? Anyway, I'll probably run into @Moonshadow at the footy …. which in itself is good reason to get [censored]. So I'll be in the right mood either way.

Sadly ………………………………….. yes!

I'm not surprised Jane. As I posted earlier, given the way he landed, and the mass of the man, I reckoned there was zero possibility of him playing this week . Just hope it's not even worse than anyone's letting on.

I was just doing some research and stumbled across the following. Oddly enough it wasn't a porn site. Anyway, I knew WJ and Red would appreciate my posting them. Joke 1: A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter, "We added up your time sheets." Joke 2: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer. Joke 3: One day in Contract Law class, the professor asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..." Joke 4: As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died." Joke 5: A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mummy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'" Joke 6: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are fantasy creatures. Joke 7: At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won't do." Joke 8: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? Taller. Joke 9: The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father's office and said, "Father, father! In one day I broke the Smith case that you've been working on for so long!" His father yelled, "You idiot! We've been living on the funding of that case for ten years!" Joke 10: How many lawyer jokes are in existence? Only three. All the rest are true stories.