layzie

I've got this overwhelming feeling the Port are going to get a clearance and goal in the first 40 seconds. Change the damn narrative!

Me too, the midfield has been borderline disgraceful. I hope they are really embarrassed right now. The ball is getting into their 50 so fast. 32 inside 50s, felt like 100 that quarter.

I'm sorry, soft?

Definitely but it's fair to say they haven't been good either. The SPP over the shoulder goal should have been killed.

The one and only redeeming factor is the margin

What an insipid half of football. Absolute joke. Couldn't give a toss about the score, we are 5 goals down as far as I'm concerned. Our midfield couldn't be waving white flags any harder than they are right now. The metrics stink. Port have 10 marks I50, 18-10 clearances. One mark between Grundy, Gawn and Lever. 78-68 contested ball pretty much every stat we pride ourself on we are getting belted and it's embarrassing. We would need to literally be a different team to turn this around because we've been total horse manure.

May, you lost every ounce of your strength at the worst possible time

We have been [censored], absolutely putrid. Disgusting performance, Port's pressure way too much. We suck

How many I50s for Port this quarter?

What the hell this is garbage

Our midfield is being urinated on

You just knew that ball was going out on the full

A clearance that should have been ours goes their way. 7-1

Just kick a couple of goals and make some kind of game out of it. Give the people something to watch

Really really poor from Melbourne, about to get a serious tune up

T-mac looks garbage I'm sorry but he looks like he's moving 1km an hour

Dial up the pressure for god's sake. It seems impossible to get the ball off them, every God damn handball of theirs finds a target

Need a goal hard

Will we ever get it over half way?

I feel like good teams show something in times like this

Momentum well and truly in Port's favour

This could get seriously ugly

Port have 7 marks inside 50. I can't cop that

Yeah not looking good at all

It makes no sense, you'd think we'd be a good team in the wet.