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for your edification mable this is what a stoned romsey alpaca looks like

mable you shouldn't drink before sundown, unless the alpacas in canadia are different and look like elephants

you should stop talking to the lads when they're stoned bbo. alpacas can be very nasty and hurtful when under the influence

so bbo, she had no problems with your fags, drugs er supplements and self flaggelation? i'd quit why you are ahead and just drop the grog (compensate with the other)

i thought everyone knew that haven't you ever smoked a dried banana?

correct.....that's what religion is od i knew we could work that one out

what's religion? is being a dee's supporter a religion?

which leads me to ponder......where the hell is lordweaver. i miss his little parables

probably got that last bit right jazza

geez jazza, i get the silly and bugger bit......but geriatric? that's a bit rich. i'm just coming into my prime years many more till i catch up with barbara walters or joan collins

Haha. that lot wouldn't last moonie till dinner time

my favourite Scottish tatoos (click to enlarge)

r&b you are becoming another f log......you need to spend time in the naughty corner

was thinking cod biffo

there's an even better pond in fukishima........does strange things to frogs

the lads will be celebrating bbo don't expect to find anything left in your bar or stash

probably the same place as the fun in being a dees supporter

you could be an abbott poster boy if you keep going till 70 od

actually od is just a spring chicken i'm thinking of suing him for mis-representation in his nickname the silly bugger is so young he is still working

like the chancellor of second hand ones then?

what's a cheque r&b?

i think you are mistaking sniggering for gagging bbo i'm sure biffo could smuggle in a wee toddy though, but knock back any recreational supplements he may try and sell you

jack the 10th floor is code for that part of the gat that victoria's finest don't have access. it's complicated but only accessible via a hidden door.

i presume you're only referring to when you are sober/not high biffo i.e. what you can remember

that's a very good point jazza so who was the other male in bbo's room on the 10th floor? surely not stuie......then again.....