daisycutter

most likely brunswick street earl

where is lordweaver when one need solace and guidance?

i can see you see right through me oh wise one if i was a 10yo i would enrol at your school just to bask in your intellect

you haven't answered the question does he measure up to your lofty ideals or is he a filthy dh?

good evening bbo what's you take on all this beams defecation stuff? in or out?

talking of missing persons, where the bloody hell is stuie?

you can put your member along with biffo's in the microwave too, bbo

nothing like a curve ball to stir up the natives

nah, got rid of the lot on yesterday's up lucky

another tense gripping day of trading i've been on the edge of my seat all day haven't had so much fun since bbo's lads got stoned and mistook him for a fox

bbo, you lecherous bastard. i just read in the daily that 4 out of 5 primary school teachers are female think i might take up teaching. do they have any back room jobs that don't involve kids?

just make sure bbo you do it in a way that the dad doesn't smash your face in too we like your ugly face just as it is

he even has pills to help with the perpen-dic-ular

i thought it was a middle east tv news service

i dunno, he's become quite expert with the equilateral triangle

"hark the Herald angel sings" said slobbo

duh! that's not a trade f log

has any club done a trade yet?

i hear you, but there are conflcting opinions from "experts" it may be from the malt gluten not being fully broken down or added caramel for colour/taste

and they both contain gluten if they're malt whisk(e)y, more's the pity

I've just put you on High Spell Alert - be careful

maybe he's caught dangerfish and is shipping him back to the G

nah, that's just his luggage, virgin wanted too much he doesn't travel light our od. i suspect there's a lot of single malt whiskey there

geezus f log you're a sadist here's back at you

i was hoping you might start up a web page and use couriers biffo have been getting complaints about you from the neighbours i tried to tell them you weren't totally dodgy being a dees supporter and all but after they told me a few things it might be best if you could drop the personal deliveries no hard feelings old coq