daisycutter

had a friend (acquaintance really) who lived in north box hill in line and close to mont albert, who always gave his address as north mont albert - lol

might be pushing it a little, earl as they have a no hipster policy. besides, there are issues of territoriality to consider. you could try the coburg ladies martial arts club though.

with his vast experience he would be the dom

come to think of it, i did notice a shady character hanging around the fringes with a fake cuban accent chatting up some society nob trying to sell him a guava paste franchise. The poorly fitted rug had me fooled at the time. and i must say i far preferred the canapes at the mont albert ladies tennis club.

roger, just did

uncle, were those your lads in the aami alpaca ad who managed to scare the sheila into disrobing? the occupants of the car seemed to be earl and conchita but i'm not sure.

i just watched a rerun of the brady bunch to calm me down and fantasised over bananas

fixed

despite my seething hatred of darklands,i will be there, uncle. are you meeting up with moonie again, or maybe stuie now you are buddies?

uncle, every morning i arise i feel as if i have been resurrected. am hoping for another resurrection this afternoon, [deity] willing.

nah, surrey hills south, or east canterbury, uncle

it's a good theory, biffo. that and the good gossip source

susan was a good friend of jeannie pratt and she said once to jeannie "you should come to more of our parties, you'd have a great time" jeannie replied "no i'm too old and ugly" so susan said "all the more reason to come, you'll make us all look better" ......true story

that sounds like a pile of ....er....fertiliser. oh, maybe you have a point there ernie

it occurred to me it might be one of uncle bitters' relatives

this scammer is sooo dumb they forgot to ask me for money - lol

nah, that's a destructed cake not deconstructed. but nice try and good vid

what are you posting picket? my virus checker just warned me off that url. you do know that the cia are watching don't you?

i've never seen an asiatic hipster in burwood, uncle, but then i haven't really been looking that hard

a well crafted glass of original mead is hard to come by these days, bub

beer is the drink of plebs and untouchables. i presume hipsters fall in the latter category

and don't forget to groom the man-bun too, moonie. wouldn't want to spoil those selfies

spelling, uncle?

more like an andean condor. the lads should be very nervous

probably celebrating like me - had 3 bananas already today