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never tried a gamey banana, earl. can you recommend a fruiterer where i might acquire one?

good point moonie. must remember that

I think if i had been offered only that for breakfast i would have eaten the air hostess instead

could you make that punt road oval instead? and toss in the arden street oval as well for good measure

another gentrified struggle town

ok i'll give it a spin

to our hellhole of demons.........

of course he was.....it seemed the smartest thing to do given the circumstances

i like to cut to the chase

an extra gash could come in handy, but, biffo

already sent my nomination form off, red. it was the un commission for war crimes and atrocities wasn't it?

and lacked the most important ingredient - a soundtrack

good to see they use google translate, uncle. far better than the original hindi

so you're saying he will still be struggling at 21?

what's this got to do with bananas?

who ever heard of anyone in the undertaking business returning a cheque, blank or not?

you need help, moonie help to find a good gag

couldn't you just dip into your hayman island account to see you through? or was that another ponzi?

when is the bonfire, biffo?

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or the schloss-karton

maybe uncle bitters invited him up for a jolly good flogging. he certainly deserves one

ok thne, a little short story of your musings on gertrude would do but no depravity please (maybe just a little bit)

maybe you could entertain us with a short story on bananas with a wicked twist at the end, ernest? there must be one little novella left in your repertoire

they also weren't called mids in those days, nor were they inside or outside.