Redleg

They are really hams and very cheesy.

No problems and even encouraged.

Not sure I am happy with DL’s sleeping in player’s beds.

Uncle Bitter uses the croquet mallets to keep the staff in line.

Not an easy rebuild.

I don’t thinks it’s a croquet court, as the ones I have seen never have a border to the course. However, you are correct, as they are called “courts”.

Does spillage from a wine cask lighten or darken Astro turf? Ask the butler, as he must have poured plenty of wines while you were on the manor tennis court or croquet course.

Doubt he will be running in a week, maybe a light jog or walk. Agree though, hamstring awareness would usually just require an easing off and short term modifications to training. In the old days of no hydration, they would be told to run it off and probably tear the hamstring. Sports science has come a long way over the years.

I think he is using a fence to measure intensity. As it’s “change every day King,” I would suspect he might change the next call to a “water measurement “ .

I think we need to get this thread back on to the footy, so let me pose the following question. Which is greener, real grass or Astro turf?

Don't think a dead person can play Uncle Bitter.

The big question of course is, who gets to play Uncle Bitter?

Hopefully that’s for some outside coaching experience and that she returns home as an assistant coach and eventually Coach of the Dees AFLW team.

Well to be fair the first two played for them, the last lives there and Daisy has been to Geelong and patted a cat.

What your head rotates 360 degrees and you projectile spew, vile green bile?

Without judging you, it does explain a lot.

You and me both.

Oh dear, I see a reply coming soon.

Thank the Lord that the footy draws closer.

Or simply likes threesomes.

There are actually a lot more, dare I say it in these crazy times, members of the “female “ persuasion than you think on DL. Like in real life, they use an assortment of various gender identification avatars and names. I still grapple with whether Walking Civil War is a male or female or whatever moniker.

We have several lawyers on DL.

Actually no, I just held the finger down for a burst. I don’t want to ban you, as Uncle Bitter had his Tinder and Harmony accounts cancelled and therefore you are all he has left of the opposite sex, to associate with.. I feel a responsibility to ensure he is not left alone, in that dark lonely manor he resides in.

Came to your senses, well done.

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!