Demonstone

It's a shame that we couldn't do a deal to trade you for somebody who doesn't constantly whinge and criticise.

Gabriel Stumpf?

Me too without the six pack Same here, @Billy. I drink the six pack after my morning workout.

McClure is the unflushable tu rd.

If we're after a draftee that could cut the opposition to shreds, I'd be looking at young Wiltshire.

Perhaps they weren't Sharp enough.

Nice to see a positive MFC story in 'The Age' for a change. The Demons have aced the AFL futures market, but Collingwood have floundered.This is how they did it

The nearest McClure has come to such a prestigious award was the time he snuck up behind a chicken and was nominated for the Pullet Surprise. (sorry)

Sam McClure just can't help picking at the scab, can he? https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/oliver-would-take-a-pay-cut-to-make-his-cats-dream-a-reality-20241010-p5khg2.html

In the end, I decided an image would say more than a mere five words.

Agreed. He was respectful, understood he was a guest at this party, posted quality comments, didn't try to subtly troll us and didn't carry on about his own club. @No. 31 would do well to follow his example.

Trade period runs for ten days. Let's not lose our lunch on the morning of day one.

Day one of the trading period and posters are bemoaning that we haven't yet brought in any players. This happens every year. You'd think people might learn to wait until the trade period is over before panicking.

Get yours right. He played with MFC for four seasons - 1998 to 2001.

Is "buttcheeks" one word or should I spread them?

There are more people coming to Melbourne than leaving these days.

You might be welcome if you ceased talking about Carlton. This is a Melbourne forum. Stop trolling or FRO.

Not Cumming to Melbourne.

If we do draft Hynes, I hope he wears number 57.

Then they'd have Henry, Henry and McHenry who could really harry the opposition.

If we're looking for somebody who spreads very well, I'd nominate Butters (except when it's cold).

Let's keep this classy, people. The proper and polite expression is "an obese rodent's fundament".