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Dear Uncle Bitters, went passed palatial Romsey today ( on business) and spied a gent on the side of a hill on some acreage sunning himself on the Balcony of a palatial mansion with two cucumbers over his eyes sipping a beverage of some description in a state of absolute euphoria! Not sure why but i thought of you!!!

Third rounder be buggered! Paul Connors is an " Astute" player manager. If he has done his homework he would have sussed out that in view of Essendrugs Zero Duty of care and flagrant flaunting of rules, means that any player suspended has an excellent case to put before the league if not the Courts for Unsafe workplace and as result suspension which has then provided player and manager with a "Free agent" clause. I would think that the AFL being heartily embarrased by their inept handling of the issue from the start, would not want a player manager threatening court action to free his client from an unprofessional and unsafe workplace. SOOOOO WINNER WINNER WINNER!!! We get him FOC ( Free of Charge) Ah, just the way Fence likes it!

The same thing he said about Jack Trengove.

Look at the influence of Dangerfield to Geelong! and I regard Fyfe as a better palyer! And you want to quibble over Cost?? Sheeit offer him what he wants and chase HARD!

"Everyones Innocent here don't you know that"?? Andrew Dufrense "Remember Uncle Hope is a good thing maybee the best of things, and no good thing ever dies" "Doctor Doctor give me the news, I gotta bad case of watching the Aussie cricket team Lose! "What a lovely day for an exorcism" Regan in The Exorcist! "I said Momma wer'e all Crazy now" Slade Anyone else like to add to our "Friday Night Looney Night?"

I hear your footsteps walking down the wicket to the middle of the Pitch I tossed it up you had no clue I have you as we go two up thats right Your feeble mind your dodgy blade I feel your guilt as I take another wicket here tonight!! I gotta lonely feeling that I hearin ...... The sounds of Goodbye!! The sounds of Gooodbyyyeeee!! ( To the tune of "The sounds of Goodbye" Kamahl!

The Red Fox is my equivalent to the Bible! Classic!!

It sounds like a case for our intrepid CSI Come on doowwwn Uncle Bitter!

Dear Uncle, Moonman, Destroyation, Hemmingway, Daisy, Old Dee and others, Was at the "G" Today and was intrigued, to see and hear Jack Watts anthem song was "Come Together" By the BEATLES! I immediately thought ,... Come Together??? if it wasn't so laughable I might have been tempted to try my luck! Fence

1 A peanut walks into a bar and gets Assaulted!! 2 Why did Snoop Dog carry a Raincoat?? Fo Drizzle! ( In correct RAP honky jive talk accent!)

Dear Uncle, I notice that Basil Rathbone features as a Favourite! Would you like to comment on the esoteric and after hours activities of Prince Albert V around the turn of the Century, given you are a Historian of Note?!! ( I know what you are thinking, Fence out of left Field)!

Dear Uncle, I likewise had similar experience, but I have invested in a really good, Theraputic and Anti Cathartic device for just such occasion. I ventuerd to Clarke Rubber and purchased a small piece of high density Foam! What I did was cut out a TV Remote control copy and drew a few dials on it, thus resembling a TV remote. When objectionable footy is played I duly hurl this said remote at the screen! This causes instant relief, a calming of Blood pressure and most importantly saves on buying a new TV every other week the DEES go shizen!! Go On try It!!

Ah No! but have been viewing ( Between Work) snippets of the Dogs Scoprs clash No, Just content to watch via foxtell on the magnificent 55 cm surround sound system of Chez Fence!

I also will pervade over all things from idylic abode of Chez Fence! One of my daughters was half keen but then was reminded that it was a shitihad reneged ! Ah Susan Renouf sangster etc etc hnmm liked the company of handsome men, but probably a little of your style and requirements Uncle Bitter!

Dear Daisy and Uncle B and ah you too Hemmingway! Nar boys all kosher Virus checker is just that! No problems my end but if you wanna be sure look it up on Google Rum Martinez Takumi Watanabi! Guaranteed Eye Opener!! Trust me PF!

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Love it As a Torp specialist myself when I played I used to love barrelling 60-70 + M goals!! Lurved it!

Fixed MAELSTROM now is everyone happy!?

Come on Daisy cutter, be nice and change it back so all can have a chortle! Must admit a break in the Maelstrom eh?

As Posted elsewhere I have decided that too many on this site are frequently questioning my "Gravitas" and "Modus Operendi" I have decided to give the many faithful on this thread just a glimpse of my credibility so as to erase all possible doubt! My occupation can therefore be listed as INTRODUCING PICKET FENCE ENTERPRISES PTY LTD ENTREPRENUER, RACONTEUR, URBAN LEGEND. SPECIALIZING IN LARGE AND SMALL SCALE COMMUNICATIONS EXPERTS PUBLIC RELATIONS CONSULTANTS TEAM STRATEGISTS STRATEGIC AND GOAL SETTING PLANNING TALK TO PICKET FENCE PERSONALLY FOR A NO OBLIGATION FREE CONSULTATION NFL

Ah for the adventures and convos of Uncle Bitter, Food for the soul, or a Panacea for the mind?

Now come on Uncle, if we are going to start up our own version of Heart Balm aptly named "Bitter Fence" you need to treat me with just a modicum of respect!? After all who are you to sling of eating "Possum pies"??

Now I don't mind a bit of French Food and have penchant for duck cooked in any way! But I was once tempted to try the "Snails" as an entre and like the time I overindulged in Quzo ( a separate time) was violently ill for days after. So both snails and Ouzo have been well and truly of my list for decades!! I do cook an amazing Roast Quail in with redwine and blackcurent sauce which has been known to win high praise from my intellectually endowed friendship group! Not that they know Jack about quail!!

I have just had another thought! Maybe Uncle and I can start up our own psychological, forum We could call it "Bitter Fence"? Come one come ye alll ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Profesionally managed and guided!! Office open for business!! I do ,Like the sound of that !!

I have an idea Why not a sub genre of this thread titled "ASK UNCLE BITTER" It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist" Uncle Bitter? THOUGHTS??