WalkingCivilWar

You mean your reasons for detesting the other clubs is part of your thesis? Make room on the Honours Roll... here comes QD!!! I’m procrastinating (successfully, too). Supposed to be working but got a bad case of the CBFs.

Nailed it!!!

You’re right. I clean forgot that there’s footy fans out there who wanna hear BT bang on for 10 minutes about the fact that it’s the first time in VFL/AFL history that two opposing players in the same match both have the initials O.F. (Ollie Florent and Orazio Fantasia). It took him 20 seconds to say that. He spent the remaining nine minutes and 40 seconds saying “Orazio FANNN-TAAAAAYYYY-ZEEEEYYAAA” over and over and over again. Meanwhile the game continued, uncommentated. ?

Elgar the defensive zone if you’ll guard the forward fifty.

Spot on, Macca. I had to come home the circuitous way, many different airports, long layovers etc. but the only time I truly worried about contracting covid was when in hotel quarantine. This should’ve been the time I felt most unlikely to catch it.

Hotel quarantine. At Peppers hotel, Adelaide.

The horror... THE HORROR!

Exactly! So many opportunities for spreading. On one occasion, the daily visit by the cops and I couldn’t find my mask so didn’t open the door. Through the closed door, the cop says, “don’t worry about it, just open the door anyway,” And that’s just one example of myriad breaches.

Idk why they even chose to quarantine people in hotels. This was always gonna go south. I know, hindsight is 20/20. But I’ve been thinking from the get-go that while building a purpose-built facility for quarantining, preferably in the middle of nowhere, they could’ve quarantined returning Aussies in disused army barracks for example. The hotels they’re using are not designed for quarantining and no amount of adaptations will ever make them suitable. AND, they’re all in the heart of the city! There’s an invitation for spreading if ever I saw one. I had to quarantine in a hotel in Adelaide and I lost count of the instances of potential for breaching rules. And this was AFTER the second wave and long lockdown in Melbz. Anyways, that’s my two bob’s worth. ??

I love a good cup of chai *cough* skiing is fun. Like everyone else, sorry.

Didgeridoo the plans for a new indigenous guernsey? Or are we wearing the one with that cymbal?

Well, we agree on Essendon being hands down the most hate-able of them all. ?

Very nearly didn’t happen due to Chol. ?

There’s actually not one current Carlton player that I can honestly say I hate. Brendan Fevola used up a lifetime of hate-credit imo.

I love Jason Bennett and Nigel Carmody in commentary. Idk why they can’t be used on Fri and Sat nights.

Tchaikovsky couldn’t come up with a pun, doesn’t mean he’s no good. That’s the best I’ve got.

Mozart the people on here will appreciate our conun-drums.

Should we give it a rest now? Waltz says you, DC?

Wondered where you’d gone DS. Thought you might be too Dee-bussy to join in.

Mahler remind you... you’re speaking to a Dee sharp major!

I need to relax... this is Straussing me out!

I don’t hate Carlton. There, I’ve said it! Moreover, I like Patrick Cripps. And I love Eddie Betts. But then, who doesn’t?!

Schubert-ter watch your mouth!!!

Rack off, man. I mean, Rachmaninov. Soz, I’m sometimes dyslexic.

I’m just too Bizet to spend time on any more bad puns.