Lexinator

And the Oscar goes to...

A very morbid omen.

Toupée.

Need ANB to do a number on him again. Hopefully means the Bont might win it for once.

Takes the saying 'legs 11' to a whole new level. If you google the great man, apparently his last known weight is 111kgs. He's to a 111 point win over these mongrellls. Dad jokes 10111.

Another example of McVee flying under the radar. If he plays more midfield he may get recognised more?

Can you ask Staff to rattle the bin lids a bit today and if we win to give his best rendition?

Thanks for everything, Staff. Your fingerprints are all over our premiership club. All the best in your future endeavours. I know it was already mentioned, but always had a laugh when he rattled those bin lids in the rooms after a win 🤣😂

Rivs developing well. Future captain material. My son was born few days before this match and watched it in hospital, always will remember that crazy, bending goal to seal it by Riv and thought to myself 'this has been a good week' 😍 Here's to many more games in the red and blue ❤️💙

https://www.afl.com.au/news/1201783/football-industry-mourns-reporter-sam-landsbergers-shock-death-in-traffic-accident Very sad.

Sounds like you need a raDeecal change of scenery.

That's disgusting. I've heard this before too. I only have the TV to show me insight but when they do pan onto fans they are ferals going off. My mate and his dad went to a Port game years ago and he said he feared for his life, real mob mentality apparently amongst their fans at their home games. Although, he's a Collingwood fan so some exemptions can be afforded 😁

Signed, tomorrow Gawn.

Umm, this is a regular occurrence across the AFL industry. Just because it's the 'narrative' of the club at the moment doesn't mean there needs to be an another article on it. 'Journalism' stooping to a new low.

Thank you BBB, an amazing career across 2 clubs. Importantly, a great human both on and off the field. So glad you got a flag with us ❤️💙 One of my favourite memories came recently against Port when he booted a goal outside 50 and it shut those bogans up in the crowd 😁

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Best training report ever, had a good chuckle and great to hear the updates with CP5. Thanks @WalkingCivilWar 👏👏👏❤️💙

Agreed. I feel we are akin to 2019, where we needed a few high pick draftees. I would be happy seeing us getting the best available talent or splitting our first pick for 2 1st rounders if that's achievable. Midfielders with pace would be ideal.

Desperately want to beat these bastards!

Gawn looks like Harry Potter right now.

6. Viney. 5. Turner. 4. Langdon. 3. Petty. 2. Chandler. 1. Hore.

Best performance for the year. Really liked how we've moved the ball today. Let's take leaf out of today's performance and move it into next year.

Juddy!!! You beauty!!!

Love your work, Melk ❤️💙

Maybe Kozzy needs a run on ball to get involved, very quiet game.