DutchDemons

I always thought his name makes him sound like a Bond villain.

He's clearly very thick as a person. But he's a great footballer. It's sad that the off field issues have led to this.

Daicos for Oliver straight swap.

Off season has well and truly begun.

If we trade Oliver to Collingwood I will die inside.

What is shizzen supposed to mean, it’s your favourite word and I have no idea what you’re trying to say.

Gonna require a bit of this upon arrival. Hopefully he’s less of a bust than the last Brody we got from Collingwood.

Good news breaking Adrian. Would love a Dee Brief/Demonland podcast crossover one day.

I love how he griped about not playing in front of big crowds and now wants to go to… Gold Coast.

Do we want more of the last two years or something different? I would say something different. Glad to see this happening.

There desperately needs to be a Media Watch type of show about AFL media. It’s outrageous how pathetic they are.

CP5 when another club wants to talk to him.

He’s a super immature 30 year old sook who thinks he should be a leader but is mentally fragile. Get rid while we can get anything and clear his salary off our books.

See ya later Tracc, you’ve done well to turn the entire fan base against you by your lack of commitment.

This is highly disappointing.

Collingwood lost!!!

Couldn't care less.

Hawthorn Geelong prelim brings flashbacks to a dark, dark era.

His experience in writing horror books shall be invaluable in continuing the MFC tradition of playing horribly.

Did we get a new coach yet?

I’m comfortable with all of it.

How hard is it not to open your mouth on field and be a [censored]? Reading some of these comments, apparently it's hard not to sit behind a keyboard and be one too.

Brilliant news. Max better start passing the knowledge down to him ASAP. Then hopefully he can be our ruck until George Gawn takes over after Kalani.

Remember when we won a premiership? Those were the days.

We are not good.