DutchDemons

I hope when we walk down the race each player taps a carrot in honour of our fallen comrade.

Poor bloke, that is awful.

Charlie Spargo has fallen off a cliff. Incredibly disappointing match.

The pain is comfortable.

It’s interesting to watch the clash of styles, good kicking versus terrible kicking. Which will win?! Tune in to find out.

This legitimately made me laugh. I hope our entire 2024 is sticking it up to the fraudulent footy media cartel.

I think we will finish somewhere between 1st and 18th.

Tasmania Tasmanian Devils?

I hope all the supporters get around Clarry. Our most important player, club champion multiple times, has been through public hell and deserves a lot of love from the Dees faithful.

That Julian guy who lives in the Netherlands whose review was read out sounds like an upstanding citizen and all round good guy.

I’m glad to have gotten that praccy out of the way. Fired up my WatchAFL to check out the game only to find out there was a problem with my account. Shook out the cobwebs, contacted the support staff, got my account fixed, I am now ready to rock for opening round with no glitches (hopefully!).

This. It sickens me honestly. I am beyond gutted about Gus. This is gut wrenching.

Would rather a one hit wonder than a no hit wonder.

I am devastated. I wish incredibly bad things upon Maynard and Collingwood.

Sorry Andy but the place was called van Diemensland originally. I think you have to change the name of this site.

The Tassie Maps surely, or the Tassie Two Heads.

Australia’s greatest ever white ball victory. Pat Cummins has gigantic balls to win the toss and bowl, and then execute the perfect game plan. This team is something special.

Eric is Bananaman!

No West Indies because they got knocked out by the mighty DUTCH who today beat South Africa by 38 runs, doing everyone else in the tournament a massive favour!!!!

All the negative comments here are surprising. It’s not like a club could use a mid-40s pick to get an All Australian ruck man or anything. Regardless, welcome to the jungle, Tom!

I think this works out well for all parties. Yze gets the big gig, we get fresh eyes from a guy who’s been in the top job last season and whose been there during Richmond’s success. And he was their midfield coach so hopefully he can help our mids actually deliver it inside 50 properly. Welcome!!

Collingwood’s 3 step plan for premiership glory has been leaked. I believe this is a method which the dees are in prime position to copy next season so that we can also taste glory on the last weekend of September again next season. Step 1: get rid Grundy Step 2: ??? Step 3: flag

His hanger and goal was chef's kiss beautiful. Can't stand Collingwood but gotta respect that effort. Fair play to him, he had a massive day out yesterday and totally deserved the Norm.

Craig McRae better name his daughter who was born this morning Flag.