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Mel Bourne

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  1. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I was of the same opinion only just a couple of days ago. As for his CVā€¦.Austereo, CH. 9 and the Collingwood FC. Yeah it would seem ā€œcultural cancerā€ is the guyā€™s specialty.
  2. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    There are always exceptions to the rule. Nesbitt is clearly a one-club person whose dedication comes from a profound connection. Pert is - as it would seem - a professional ā€œAFLā€ CEO who we imported from a cultural wasteland.
  3. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Regardless of how you feel about him, five years is too long to be the CEO of a professional sporting club. That aside, this is a train wreck and at the end of the day, heā€™s the train driver.
  4. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Will not be renewing membership while Pert is CEO.
  5. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    If true, both Pert and Goodwin going into 2025 together is untenable. And again, if true, the board must remove the CEO as soon as possible. Whether or not such actions are justified, going rogue is inexcusable.
  6. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    One theory: Goodwin has to say he still wants Clarry in case a deal doesnt get done.
  7. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Who is ā€œweā€ exactly though? Because Goodwin apparently doesnā€™t. If weā€™re to believe him, forces higher up are about to strip him of a club champion. A champion who he believes he can still manage and return him to his best form. So either thatā€™s not how he really feels, or the club are officially saying they have no confidence he can. This all fits in with the notion that one of Goodwinā€™s characteristics is being ā€œmatesā€ with the players. I canā€™t help but be reminded of the teachers I had in high school who wanted to be ā€œinā€ with the students (ā€œthe ones whoā€™d say ā€œNone of that ā€˜misterā€™ stuff, call me Steveā€). You liked them but you didnā€™t fear them, and you were often trying to find out where the boundaries actually were.
  8. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    The money is exactly why you sign it. It should be a fixture of any AFL contract.
  9. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I will never understand how these contracts donā€™t have behavioural clauses that give clubs the option of termination. And by ā€œterminationā€ I mean, not paying another [censored] club a single cent.
  10. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Love Claz, but Iā€™m pretty sure whoever the greatest player of the modern era is knows how to kick.
  11. Cool, so Goody wants one of his mates to come aboard. No coaching experience? Who cares, they can figure it out. The important thing is Goody and Sloane have lots of shared learnings to get nostalgic about Oh and number one defender of ā€œthe campā€. Keep him away.
  12. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Or it just makes Oliver look devious.
  13. Mel Bourne replied to Oxdee's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Have received a few texts from non-MFC mates in the last half hour. Bit unnerving.
  14. Mel Bourne replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Iā€™m not saying itā€™s impossible, but for the Swans to redeem themselves it now requires an astonishing feat of self-belief. If they were to even make another GF with this squad, the game-day nerves would be paralysing. If their losses were close (or even just ā€œcompetitiveā€), it would be a totally different story.
  15. Mel Bourne replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    This Swans squad needs to be completely dismantled, and the parts sold off. To embarrass yourselves so profoundly for the second time on the big stageā€¦why would you even want to risk it happening again?
  16. Hmmm, he signed an extension with Port late last year that sees him there till end of 2026, so we wouldnā€™t get him until 2027.
  17. Mel Bourne replied to Romey's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Folks decrying the various negative reactions to this news certainly have a point. It is obviously a step in the right direction. But even though Iā€™ve seen our lack of base as the most glaring stain on our clubā€™s metaphorical tuxedo, any potential jubilation is tempered by the fact that this is a solution to a tediously-long problem that should have never occurred in the first place.
  18. Iā€™m enjoying how this thread is becoming like the end of a Scooby Doo episode.
  19. Mel Bourne replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    One of the greatest deceptions ever pulled off was the Catholic Church convincing society that Mother Theresa was in any way remotely, a ā€œgood personā€. She was in actual fact, a psychopathic grifter with a penchant for other peopleā€™s suffering. Anyway, as you wereā€¦.
  20. ā€œThe times are always changingā€ Phase three billion and seventy.
  21. Mel Bourne replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Indeed he does. However Iā€™m not sure what ā€œthe bestā€ from Trac is going to look like, considering what I imagine will be a far-from-ideal pre-season for him. Heā€™s in a tough spot if he wants to move on. Unless he miraculously pulls off a blinding season, heā€™ll be a 30 year-old player with a question mark over his head.
  22. Mel Bourne replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Is this actually Joe Rogan?
  23. Mel Bourne replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I look forward to reading some book in twenty years that actually tells me whatā€™s been happening at the club for the last three.
  24. I can handle that if I must, but do not dare to invade the sacred space between my gymnasium and the company I bought some adhesive patches from seven years ago.
  25. I am a little weirded-out by the affronted reactions to receiving an unsolicited email in 2024.