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Mel Bourne

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Everything posted by Mel Bourne

  1. Don’t ask me about next week. No [censored] idea.
  2. All going to plan, folks.
  3. Ha! If the Gameday thread came with audio, it would not necessarily be the sound of silence.
  4. My prediction is the Tigers will throw everything they can muster at us early. Possibly even heading into half-time in front. Then this particular thread will become a place of darkness. Season over. Certain players will be told to never play for us again. Then the more well-rounded team (ours) will systematically carve it’s way to a 42-point win. Hooray!
  5. It’s clearly been decided that match-time is a key ingredient for getting him back to his best. So many of our players (and across the league) were obviously struggling after an intense period of the fixture, so early in the season. Clarry more so than the average player, for reasons known. Assuming his hand is right enough, I think he’ll be better-off for those matches and a decent recovery period.
  6. Rachele is not gonna sleep well tonight.
  7. I’m not a big “conspiracy” guy, but it is so insanely obvious that goal umpires have been told to review as many scores as possible, because Crypto Bet have told the AFL they’ll give them money every time it happens.
  8. BT quote of the round/season so far…. ”Taylor Walker. So intelligent.”
  9. No. Tik Tok Turkey
  10. The kick from the centre, straight to the only player in deep forward - a lions player - was a moment of utter disbelief.
  11. Here is the most recent list for all the would-be team selectors. Expecting a fresh one soon with Salem’s report
  12. @Demonland Would it be possible to have a constant window with our injury list/availabilities somewhere on the front page of the site? It’s a bit of a P.I.T.A having to go and look for the Injury List thread, then scroll through that to find the latest post from the club. Anyway, for anyone else thinking Marty Hore is an option, he was listed as 2-3 weeks away, last Monday.
  13. They also smoked at half time.
  14. I actually did wonder if something’s gone through the club. They just look so…lifeless.
  15. We look like the Gold Coast Suns circa 2011.
  16. Questions will be asked.
  17. Um

    Mel Bourne replied to DeeBlood's topic in Melbourne Demons
    Incorrect. While a space between each dot is acceptable, it is not required.
  18. Billings is worth persevering with. He’s coming off two years plagued with injury-setbacks, and is finding his feet at a new club. He was never going to play his best footy in the first few weeks. (Oh and, my phone seems pretty determined to spell his name as “Billing’s”, so I can understand the errors)
  19. No worries! And thank you for making me realise I posted this in the wrong thread!
  20. Billings is worth persevering with. He’s coming off two years plagued with injury-setbacks, and is finding his feet at a new club. He was never going to play his best footy in the first few weeks. (Oh and, my phone seems pretty determined to spell his name as “Billing’s”, so I can understand the errors)
  21. Yep, you really don’t want to read the comments on AFL reddit. Thankfully nothing racist (AFL Reddit does a good job of policing this), but I had no idea how much of a “sniper” he is perceived to be by opposition supporters.
  22. Frustratingly, this is just your usual unnecessary and undisciplined stuff from Koz. He’ll get a week.
  23. Copped a big hit in the ribs, from memory.
  24. Jack wearing Gus’ helmet. 👌
  25. This ain’t cool. Plenty of stuff we can joke about, but this isn’t it.

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