John Demonic

The kebabs are bigger in Coburg

We're going to retire half their team via two year contracts by the time we're through.

Tom Morris could fit into a large desk drawer

Next to the club rehab centre? We'll have a village, rather than a training base.

Were the victorian options going to help us win a flag over Jackson, Pickett, Rivers and ANB?

And a new home base at Mac Point Hobart?

im homesick for a drama free demonland where everything was right in the world. https://web.archive.org/web/20211008041837/https://demonland.com/

I don't think anything new is being said, just some food for thought from a very good afl writer in Jonathan Horn that probably has no vested interest. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/article/2024/aug/28/from-the-pocket-melbourne-must-leave-buzz-words-and-fan-favourite-behind-to-rise-again

One of them is a special comments caller now though, after his career turn around and Wimbledon Final defeat. Maybe we'll hear Tracc on 7 next year doing special comments while taking a year off/after forcing a trade 😜

On.Trac5? That sounds like my year 2000 hotmail address dedicated to Shane Woewodin.

Am I the only one thats tired of David Zita and the memes? Acts like he's being held down and forced to do his job by waiting at the tribunal - Dreamjob for many and Paid well I bet. Maybe im just grumpy tonight.

If he takes a year off, maybe Home Brand can sponsor him?

Bingo haha. The topic isn't funny, but well, it was an obvious direction the media would take it.

While we wait, (EDIT: ITS PAYWALLED FOR ME) I've seen "neutrals" ie axe-to-grind Collingwood fans, mention that Petracca should take us to the grievance council to force a trade, because of the handling of his injury. In the way Paddy Ryder did (Or threatened to do?) I'm going to guess that maybe some of these journo's have been reading these opinions and it's going to be the next topic in the media cycle.

We're becoming Brand Petracca. Maybe an official name change as well?

5 of them?

They're taking a short break from reading demonland

you forgot the arm sleeve of tats

Yup. I recall people potting the Melksham trade for the 2nd rounder we gave up. After a season there were still some questions. Then in 2018 he then became one of our most important players. That was the year he led the competition in goal assists. x4 his output from the year before. 22 to 32 goals. He's also gone from "lazy and half hearted footballer' to a mature leader and an important player

A suppository of all wisdom

Re Time to decide: Goody or Tracc These kinds of ultimatums just end up destroying everything ie the fabric of the club. Goodwin goes, many players unhappy, club radically alters with new coach, new timeline/window Tracc will leave the year after anyway, or maybe other some important players. Same position we're in now. Tracc goes, many players unhappy. club radically alters with new players, new timeline/window . Goodwin will be sacked anyway, and we'll lose a few more players. Same position we're in now Same end point, different scenario's. Hopefully things are healed and we see tracc and Goodwin in the red and blue next year.

Other cheaters? Paper baggers, Dopers, Real Estate Cap Cheats etc

Although he's the best in the business for goal assists/involvements. Maybe we can trade him for a player who's also in that category. Gryan Miers and a couple of firsts?

I want the crowds, I want the big crowds...

its a trap! We'll end up with Brendan Bolton and Adam Cerra and #11 & #F18