—coach—

Have refrained from posting post game so far as I have been incredibly disappointed with what I saw last night. Rang the membership department today to ask them to downgrade my membership for next year as I’m kinda over paying good money for the team to repeatedly make the same mistakes. The lady on the phone was lovely and I really feel for her as she is a long time member and hurting just as much as all of us. She explained to me that the phones have been busy today with people wanting to cancel memberships for next year and downgrading. She also confirmed that they keep a record of calls like mine and send the report to Pert each day, which is the main reason I wanted to call. As it’s the only way I have of telling the club that the current habits are unacceptable and inexcusable. Unless things change dramatically over the coming weeks, there is a really good chance membership numbers for next year will slump back to numbers last seen in the bad old days early last decade.

Goody needs to get down on the bench and [censored] do something

Why the duck is our forward setup? everyone stands 30out in a bunch, ball bombed to them, 10 players go up, all miss it

Running at 11% goals per inside 50a

[censored] WAKE UP!

Surely if there was a chance we would be tired coming into this game why wouldn’t you inject some additional speed from fresh players like Lockhart?

Now that was embarrassing defensive work

Uninspiring stuff from us so far

Was lying in bed cursing this faruking lockdown and trying to remember A: what day it is and B: what appointment I had after 4pm today. After checking my reminders and a bit of light surfing, I realized we are playing at 4 something or other today. What a strange time to play footy midweek

Gotta say, I much prefer goody down on the bench with the players rather than in the box, seems to get him into the action more

Steven May, we are not worthy!!! says as I’m on my knees bowing down to the great man!

What do we have to do to get a high tackle paid

Oscar is such a wombat

Trac bloody amazing!

JEEEEZUZ HANNAN YOUR A [censored] WIT

Other than the shocker on Oscar near the end there, I reckon the umpiring has been solid

And the bulldogs

I really like rivers, just needs to kick better. Can read the play like a natural

Can we please buy 3 more May’s?

CAN WE STOP [censored] KICKING IT TOO THE OPPOSITION!!!!

Just quietly, May is worth every cent

All started with milkshakes poor kick inside 50 straight to saints player and then all went to [censored] form there. I F U C K. I. N. G. hate that zone 50m rule, Tomlinson immediately ran away from the saint player who took the mark, BAM 50m!

Protected zone rule only applies against us

Hahah spoke too soon

Beautiful kick Brownie! My daughter says she wants to eat him! not in a sick way, she’s 7 you sickos