Maple Demon

Surely by now, DC, you should know that Biffen's various business enterprises are, shall we say, on the fringe of civility.

What about that dubious merchandise racket you were advising on in seasons past? Surely you could take that over...

Based on past discussions, I would have thought that you would have had a variety of alternative businesses or business locations already lined up.

BBO has attained a unique level in society, Robert. I'm afraid that he is very selective about whose shoulders he rubs.

Was just checking in on the important news while I was there.

Someone is down in the dumps

I wasn't aware it actually existed....will have to look for it.?

I prefer to think of it as living dangerously, Uncle Bitter. Either that or all us Canadians have an uncouth frontier thread in our DNA.

Aren't you just full of the sass today, OD?

Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol. If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

Telling someone to swear off their alcohol of choice?? I am once again shocked, Uncle Bitter. And if Biffen were to see this, I'm sure he would be highly disppointed.

Anyone heard from our old friend, Biff Biff?

Well, why not? This is highly disappointing Uncle Bitter!!

That we do. So, what have I missed?

Just remember that it is always after 9:30 a.m. somewhere in the world.

Bananas haven't been mentioned on this thread in quite some time. That is almost sacreligious, gents!

You have to attend the Winter Olympics, Ernie. They are far more exciting. Plus, due to the cold climate, warming shots of whiskey never go awry.

Not necessarily....I have used old fuddy duddy to describe someone and I am not near the 'oldies' leaderboard.

I agree with all of the above except the reference to me selling the fake signed Celine albums as that assertion is clearly flawed. Firstly, the selling of 'authentic' merchandise is your domain Biffen. Secondly, I would never promote Celine as a fellow Canadian. She lives in Las Vegas and I lump her in the same category of one of Uncle Bitter's favs, the Biebs.

Careful, Earl. Conchita might get jealous.

Sacre bleu!! It has been nearly a day since someone has posted to this thread.

Hopefully you didn't scar the poor lass for life with a mental image she won't be able to shake. Although the way you describe her reaction, it sounds like that is exactly what happened. Good to hear that you are promoting Demonland, though.

Mais oui!

Congrats, DC, on the 20 000th reply? And to Hemingway on the overall 20 000th post!?

As yes, French is a sophisticated language. However, I do not enjoy it in a Celine Dion song.