Ethan Tremblay

Lol @ Port feral fans.

Jeremy “junk time” Finlayson.

To qualify for a Port membership, do you need to first provide proof that you have an additional chromosome?

Yep.. whistle had been blown, tackled and head into the turf…

He 100% did.

Butters yelling into ANB’s ear.. [censored].

How was that a reversal??

I have not seen one decent looking human in Port colours in the crowd.

ANB is the guy you’d want by your side if you were in the SAS.

Need to shake up Salem and Billings.

What position is Billing’s playing?

Marshall is one of the most one-dimensional players.

Sparrow rarely misses when he’s moving.

Port Adelaide’s string-bean lippy players [censored] me to tears. Run through them and make the sooks earn it.

Yeewwwww Fritta!

Far out. That was out on the full..

Light, agile and fast.

Burgoyne’s been on the helium again.

Does Dixon know a bird has made a nest on top of this head?

Jesus Christ Derm… I like you, but please shut up.

Win, lose or draw, Derm’s hair is the real winner in this game.

Sarah Jones: “Ross Lyon is putting on a coaching masterclass”. Hmmmmm

These teams are poo (and not the satisfying type).

He doesn’t have…. “The Edge”.

Hopefully Petty remembers which way he’s kicking.