Ethan Tremblay

Our trading of players over the last few seasons has been next to woeful. Is this dude going to be the exception? I don’t think I could take another Sharp, Schache, Daw, Hunter, Dunstan etc.

Nick Daicos is a serial-stager.

Shut up, Chol. Your own player jumped into your front first.

GWS kick seven in a row and look like running over Hawthorn. Umpires: “hold our beers.”

Rub salt into the wound by showing Albanese at the game.

He’s a wannabe American.

I’m hearing from people in the know that he’s hoping to be back in Victoria in late September.

We get it Gaz, the boxes are ticked

4/5 of freekick-Hawthorn’s goals from direct frees.

Noticed this happening quite a bit this season, more so than other years.

They want to be on the good side of whichever team has the bigger following.

Temu Guy Sebastian.

Jeez these welcome to countries just get longer and longer every time.

Finals have been very ordinary so far. I’m glad we’re not a part of them.

Agree. But why was he playing a mini keyboard towards them?

Reminds me of my hot friend. He was a fast jet pilot in the RAAF, but wanted a new challenge so he went for SAS selection. He passed selection the first time around and is now an operator. His wife, an amazing human, is a surgeon (and is stunning). They couldn’t have kids of their own, so they adopted; by all accounts, the kid came from a troubled background. I thought this kid could be their downfall, I even egged him on to do bad stuff when he was young. But no, the perfect son and student, he’s nearing the end of his first year at uni studying biochemistry. They succeed at everything, it makes me sick.

Should’ve listened to me, Fages.

[censored] nerds.

Jack Martin still plays AFL? I honestly thought he was done a couple of years ago.

Time to move Mo off Cameron already.

Prediction time: Dangerfield to be taken out by a .50 cal in the first 10 minutes of the game but will come back in three minutes later and have 34 touches and kick 3.

If De Goey doesn’t cop a suspension, then I think that’s definitive proof that: the AFL protect Collingwood; the AFL hold ‘big name’ players and lesser known players to different standards; the AFL consider the ‘brand’ more important than upholding the laws of the game; the AFL are unethical, lack integrity and are corruptible.

And Keays.

Very glad we didn’t get Houston.