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Excellent, I'll bring the pillow slips and a suitable length of rope.

Point of order good sir DC. That a..hole has a Kane Cornes

Forgive me if my maths is awry, but in my day 16 plus 4 equalled 20. So if Fritta has kicked 16 goals 4 behinds why is he not on the list?

My recollection is that Norwood was happening when the SANFL intervened with Adelaide. I believe a promise was made to Norwood but Port gazumped them. I think Norwood will be pushing.

I was once persuaded to have one more glass of red, and out came one of those filled with a full bottle of 707 Yes I did finish it, very nice. I have no recollection of the rest of the evening.

Surely thou art jesting 😄

Blue blazer and a blood nose should suffice 🙂

My guess is both already blue and given long enough needles WSW could make them red. My God what a disgusting thought! Why am I thinking about bitters balls?

Deadly Earnest? Great name.

Well clearly there is comparison, I think Grundy is better 🙂

Yes, but those steak knives look good 🙂

Another Richmond supporter is born.

One can only hope that Freo are dumb enough to start tanking soon. 😄

In desperation after a messy poo wiping ones bottom with crepe paper is de rigueur. I once used a tea bag but that's another story.

Wtf

No that was the poor grammar 🙂

Apparently it is given away in prison.

Yes I know the type, she's probably 25yo but bitter and twisted from following that evil side! I hope you sanitised thoroughly on departure and at the very least improved the average IQ of the place by leaving a large [censored] in the restroom.

Well Binnie I will hate them longer than that!

Que Sera sera

Dettol, fire hydrant, scrubbing brush, napalm, sorry don't think it's possible.

So your boss is too slack to sack you and you can't be bothered quitting. That was my excuse. Bite the bullet Red you won't regret it.

And you say Bluebeard had no idea! Have you read the applicable official AFL rules? I know it has to be no because I have, and Bluebeard is pretty spot on.

Just one. He got stuck in the drive through, so they kept feeding him.

Must have used Carlton's silk.