chook fowler

and how did they expect to pay Clarrie? Very sus.

need someone to make Taylor accountable - AJ more likely IMO

Underwhelming start to the season. Two yawn worthy games with as much atmosphere as question time at Parliament.

Toby Bedford was a big loss

GWS looking omnibus

Could it be that testosterone trumps homesickness? Who’d have thought.

Billing’s kicking is and always has been shizen

Clarrie, just WOW

One goal in a half, F’ing marvellous

Where’s Petty?

I am of the age that’s all I know.

There are adult diapers for that

I’m free.

No, just a naughty boy.

Well deserved. Hope he takes full advantage

Would make a good politician

Billings disposal is still a worry - 2 unforced clangers today.

Brute Bernard is looking good

Bowey very solid

No sign of Brown dog

F’ing maggots - never any different

Who is 31 for us?

Maggots true to form

Ben Brown impressive as a commentator

No Henderson which is a surprise