Master Deebater

Hey Goodie, if you're quick the bus departing with Jones and Omac hasn't left yet. [censored] off and we'll send your stuff tomorrow.

So Melbourne. We were all expecting the usual result. I only hope Goodie and HIS line coaches takes full responsibility. And in presso, please don't scratch your left leg. It's disturbing! It might be congenital dermatitis - or some relief measure.

Go back to page one and read through. It's very insightful

Message to Jones. We love you're 290+ games, but mate it's over. Get your bag and the other one (yes they're the two by the door). The club (demonland club) has sprung for the uber for you and that gumpie Oscar to get outer here. Try a new career removing tattoos.

They seem to be using us as witches hats... like a training drill

As I said earlier in the Game day blurb - May is as tough as nails. He's fearless and loves nothing better to go hard for the ball and leave some hurt. Unfortunately (apart from avb and sometimes hibbo and vines) we don't have enough of these types.

Yellow maggots are [censored]

If you're 12 ...and are just joining in for the first time. Welcome to the next 60 years of hell! My poor grand kids

Need to apply more pressure

The way this is going it'll be season hopes gone. I'm expecting a different ,stronger melbourne comes out after half time. But no money on it

RDB would fix this. Jones off - weak as [censored].Pi$$ Ellingworth on

Dumb footy. Just [censored] dumb

The Sinners have had 8 scoring shots to our 6 and we lead. But not for much longer

What is wrong with Thomlinson? Go away (sideways) from the protected area YFI

Love the strong work by May. He keeps them honest and sore.

After a poor low energy start plus some skill errors, we are getting the contested game going.

Oliver going one handed. Weak effort

The good thing is that by Essendrug winning and displacing us to 10th we know must win against the Sinners. Get it done Dees. And make sure #17 plays.

We need two Joe's! Daniher and someone to pay for him That's right where the hell is the other Joe...er.er.. the MFC faithful savior Gutnik Gone but not forgotten.

Is it Sunday night already? ....Oh i get it, you're a lucky man

Sorry P man its only a GOOD win

Remember Eddies statement that playing Cottonwool was "Melbourne's GF" As it turns out it for Collliwobbles spot it the 8!

What both Max & Tim? If so terrible news! Sauce (source)?

Some people excel with the added pressure of a management position ( ie/ stand in Captain). Trust me...As a senior player he's been poor, but he'll perform tonight. Sad that HB is being rested but I really want him right for the colliwobbles game

At least we got it done. No biggie, just did what we should've. We're relieved! I hate the fact that the negative press wish us the worst.. dermie the sniffer , king is poo, & eddie eat [censored]