Demonland

Commentators seem to have a North bias.

Can we please stop handling over our heads to the opposition?

Shut up Huddo. Who are you to say who should wear a headband?

That goes without saying. We're our own worst enemy.

Clone Max and just play 22 of him.

Field umpires killing us.

Oh Lever

Has the wind changed direction?

Why are we afraid to boot it aimlessly into 50 all of a sudden?

Has Lewis not learned to not kick to the top of 50m in his 300 games?

Spargo can't kick 20m with the gale.

Now we're not allowed to tackle?

Why do we over handball?

Harmes makes some bad decisions sometimes.

The mission hasn't changed all year.

4 goals into the wind. Impressive.

It's taken 23 rounds for us to target a player.

Ben Brown is a flopper.

Finally after 23 rounds we get an indirect disposal decision.

3 goals against the wind. Colour me shocked.

Ben Brown's run up starts in St Kilda.

Mark of the year from Fritsch?

Once again a team is allowed to dispose of the ball any which way without consequence.

He has a record of 7 - 3 against us. He won 5 - 0 against Roos. He lost to Goodwin 2 - 3.