Demonland

We will not play finals until we start converting from inside 50 entries.

Need to stop fumbling and start taking grabs in the forward line.

Melksham is on fire.

What is it with Queensland stadiums that have seats to fool people into thinking they're full.

Anyone on Demonland ever suggested we target Jack Martin?

Coast to coast action.

Harmesy's back in town.

Are we wearing the wrong studs? Slipping all over the place.

Carlton robbed by the umpiring today. 24 frees to 7.

Collingwood will win this by 5 or 6 goals now.

19 to 7 in favour of the Pies. Carlton up by 12. 19 mins into 3rd.

As long as we win Carlton winning isn't a bad thing. Come to think of it is not a bad thing if we lose either. If we don't make the finals we may as well take home number one pick.

Stats say it was 21 frees each.

Who's going to teach the old farts on this website how to use their smartphones?

As a frequent traveler to the Gold Coast the Rain predictions are never accurate. If there is a sun icon in the weather app even if it's accompanied by clouds or rain then you're in the clear. ?️?️?️ = ☀️

There is nothing listed on the MFC Website under Training Times (next session is 14/5) nor on the Match Day Information page. Both these pages usually list that type of information so it's a good bet that there is no "Open" Training Session on Metricon today. You can call the club or reach out on Social Media to confirm but I'd say it's probably not Open. https://www.melbournefc.com.au/Team/training-times https://www.melbournefc.com.au/Team/match-day-information

Which results do we want/need to go our way?

I too haven't watched in probably 20 years (maybe more) and mainly used to watch to get the ins and outs. In the 24 hour news cycle world that part is redundant and the "entertainment" was never really entertaining especially after Trevor Marmalade was given the boot.

Round 8 Gold Coast v Melbourne Saturday 11 May, 4.35pm AEST Metricon Stadium 2.45pm: Gates 1, 3 and 5 open Members Melbourne Members with interstate game access can enter the game by scanning their Membership card or using their Digital Card in the Melbourne FC app. General public Tickets to the match can be purchased via Ticketek. Public transport Passengers in possession of a valid event ticket can travel FREE with TransLink to and from the event on scheduled Surfside bus, Queensland Rail and G:link services (conditions apply). Plan your trip to the match using Translink's Journey Planner. Car parking There is no public parking available at Metricon Stadium without a permit. A limited number of Persons With a Disability (PWD) car parking spaces are available in the Red Car Park at Metricon Stadium for holders of a valid, government issued disability parking permit. These car parks will be issued to customers on a first in, first served basis on event day. Park and Ride For those driving to the match, a Park and Ride service is available at the corner of Boowaggan Road & Robina Parkway, Merrimac. The car park opens at approximately 2.20pm and will close approximately 1 hour after the final siren. View a map of Metricon Stadium HERE. TV times All broadcast info in local times. Melbourne: Fox Footy – 4.30pm Sydney: Fox Footy – 4.30pm Brisbane: 7mate and Fox Footy – 4.30pm Adelaide: Fox Footy – 4.00pm Perth: Fox Footy – 2.30pm Tasmania: Fox Footy – 4.30pm Canberra: Fox Footy – 4.30pm Darwin: Fox Footy – 4.00pm For all other regions and radio info, refer to the AFL Broadcast Guide. Mobile app Live scores, stats and match highlights are available at the tap of a finger in the club's mobile app. Download it for iOS or Android. Social media Match hashtag: #AFLSunsDees Follow the club on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for live match coverage and a behind-the-scenes insight into match day. VFL and VFLW double-header VFLW Round 1 Essendon v Casey Saturday May 11, 11.30am Windy Hill, Essendon VFL Round 6 Essendon v Casey Demons Saturday May 11, 2.00pm Windy Hill, Essendon Admission prices Melbourne/Casey Demons Members: $5 when you present your card on entry Adult General Admission: $10 Concession/Pensioner General Admission: $5 Children Under 15: Free Broadcast Live stream: Both matches will be live streamed via YouTube. Radio: Casey Radio 3SER 97.7FM will provide play-by-play coverage of the VFL match from 1.00pm.

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BB had been warned multiple times not to bypass the profanity filter. Perhaps that rule will sink in over his holiday. The filter is there for a reason yet BB continually felt the need to show everyone the exact curse word he wanted to use.