Demonland

Why do we not have any penetration in our snaps?

They're sticking every mark and we can't hold a thing.

Garlett has butter fingers.

TMac 2019 is a shell of TMac 2018.

The kick though.

Petracca's kick could go anywhere.

We will not play finals until we start converting from inside 50 entries.

Need to stop fumbling and start taking grabs in the forward line.

Melksham is on fire.

What is it with Queensland stadiums that have seats to fool people into thinking they're full.

Anyone on Demonland ever suggested we target Jack Martin?

Coast to coast action.

Harmesy's back in town.

Are we wearing the wrong studs? Slipping all over the place.

Carlton robbed by the umpiring today. 24 frees to 7.

Collingwood will win this by 5 or 6 goals now.

19 to 7 in favour of the Pies. Carlton up by 12. 19 mins into 3rd.

As long as we win Carlton winning isn't a bad thing. Come to think of it is not a bad thing if we lose either. If we don't make the finals we may as well take home number one pick.

Stats say it was 21 frees each.

Who's going to teach the old farts on this website how to use their smartphones?

As a frequent traveler to the Gold Coast the Rain predictions are never accurate. If there is a sun icon in the weather app even if it's accompanied by clouds or rain then you're in the clear. ?️?️?️ = ☀️

There is nothing listed on the MFC Website under Training Times (next session is 14/5) nor on the Match Day Information page. Both these pages usually list that type of information so it's a good bet that there is no "Open" Training Session on Metricon today. You can call the club or reach out on Social Media to confirm but I'd say it's probably not Open. https://www.melbournefc.com.au/Team/training-times https://www.melbournefc.com.au/Team/match-day-information

Which results do we want/need to go our way?

I too haven't watched in probably 20 years (maybe more) and mainly used to watch to get the ins and outs. In the 24 hour news cycle world that part is redundant and the "entertainment" was never really entertaining especially after Trevor Marmalade was given the boot.