Demonland

If he was leaving maybe. Holding up well atm.

I'll allow it

I'm positive Binman will have an answer to this. @binman, save it for the podcast. 😜

If you're interested you can watch the press conference live at this link at 10:15am https://www.afl.com.au/news/913155/live-from-10-15am-aest-afl-appoints-andrew-dillon-as-new-ceo

One for the champion data haters.

The moment we knew it was over…

Just to remind Collingwood who’s boss

After the disappointment of the home loss to Richmond VFL, the Casey Demons’ next challenge was to take on the undefeated Box Hill Hawks in unfamiliar bush surroundings at Wonthaggi. The trip to the country did them no harm because, at the end of the game, they were well and truly back in town. The Demons signalled their intentions early with strong attack on the football. A nice passage of play saw Ben Brown goal five minutes into the game with help from James Harmes and Tom McDonald. Despite being well beaten early in the ruck the Demons held sway for the first half of the opening term but the Hawks grabbed the momentum to boot three goals before McDonald goaled late to make the deficit five points at quarter time. Casey came out after the break full of purpose. The instigator of the comeback was Joel Smith returning from injury. Playing in attack, he kicked his first goal to level the score and, after Taj Woewodin’s goal to put the Demons in front, Smith kicked his second. Box Hill was not to be undone and the Hawks fought back once more to reduce Casey’s lead to single figures deep into the opening half. But Smith was on fire. He scored his third goal for the day at the 32 minute mark but Jake Melksham’s remarkably slick goal from the boundary a minute later had the crowd in raptures as the team stretched the lead to 17 points at the halfway mark. The game opened up after the break with the Hawks scoring first followed by another smart goal from Melksham. Bailey Laurie and Ollie Sestan added to Casey’s tally with Melksham chiming in with his third. By the final break Casey was 23 points in front. The Demons coasted home to a five goal victory at the end with Melksham adding two more to his tally in a best on ground performance. The team was bolstered by the return of skipper Mitch White, as resolute as ever. It was well served in defence by the likes of Tomlinson, Daniel Turner and Blake Howes. Last week’s hero Luke Dunstan limped off in the third quarter with what appeared to be a calf injury. Like their AFL affiliate, the Casey Demons are back in second place and have another challenge coming up when they face up to another undefeated team, the Gold Coast Suns on their home deck at Carrara next Saturday. CASEY DEMONS 2.3.15 8.5.53 13.7.85 16.10.106 BOX HILL HAWKS 3.3.21 5.6.36 9.8.62 11.10.76 GOALS CASEY DEMONS Melksham 5 J Smith 3 McDonald Woewoedin 2 Brown Jefferson Laurie Sestan BOX HILL HAWKS Jeka Koschitzke 2 Bramble Butler McDonald Mascitti O’Sullivan Porter Stanley BEST CASEY DEMONS Melksham White J Smith Tomlinson McDonald Harmes BOX HILL HAWKS Brown Meek McDonald McKenzie Butler Koschitzke Statistics Jed Adams 3 kicks 2 handballs 5 disposals 2 marks 19 dream team points Jack Bell 7 kicks 1 handball 8 disposals 3 tackles 14 hit outs 51 dream team points Ben Brown 1 goals 1 behind 7 kicks 2 handballs 9 disposals 5 marks 1 tackle 48 dream team points Matt Buntine 6 kicks 3 handballs 9 disposals 1 mark 2 tackles 32 dream team points Luke Dunstan 5 kicks 6 handballs 11 disposals 3 marks 1 tackle 40 dream team points Zane Duursma 3 kicks 6 handballs 9 disposals 2 tackles 29 dream team points Kyah Ferris-White 1 handball 1 disposal 1 tackle 5 hit outs 11 dream team points Max Gregory 2 kicks 5 handballs 7 disposals 2 marks 22 dream team points George Grey 4 kicks 5 handballs 9 disposals 1 mark 2 tackles 33 dream team points James Harmes 1 behind 13 kicks 12 handballs 25disposals 5 marks 2 tackles 83 dream team points Blake Howes 5 kicks 5 handballs 10 disposals 4 marks 1 tackle 41 dream team points Matt Jefferson 1 goal 5 kicks 2 handballs 7 disposals 5 marks 1 tackle 44 dream team points Bailey Laurie 1 goal 6 kicks 12 handballs 18 disposals 1 mark 5 tackles 65 dream team points Tom McDonald 2 goals 1 behind 11 kicks 3 handballs 14 disposals 8 marks 2 tackles 1 hit out 85 dream team points Jake Melksham 5 goals 2 behinds 13 kicks 4 handballs17 disposals 6 marks 1 tackle 101 dream team points Oliver Sestan 1 goal 8 kicks 1 handballs 9 disposals 1 mark 5 tackles 47 dream team points Deaykin Smith 6 kicks 6 handballs 12 disposals 4 marks 2 tackles 51 dream team points Joel Smith 3 goals 1 behind 10 kicks 4 handballs 14 disposals 7 marks 3 tackles 91 dream team points Roan Steele 8 kicks 1 handball 9 disposals 3 marks 2 tackles 44 dream team points Adam Tomlinson 15 kicks 6 handballs 21 disposals 8marks 1 tackle 1 hit out 86 dream team points Daniel Turner 11 kicks 1 handballs 12 disposals 7 marks 1 tackle 62 dream team points Mitch White 18 kicks 5 handballs 23 disposals 4 marks 6 tackles 97 dream team points Taj Woewodin 2 goals 1 behind 9 kicks 3 handballs 12 disposals 2 marks 4 tackles 64 dream team points

The game was over in a little more than the blink of an eye. Twelve minutes and nineteen seconds into the game to be exact. That was how long it took for Melbourne to kick five straight goals through the courtesy of Kade Chandler, Bayley Fritsch (twice), Kysaiah Pickett, Tom Sparrow and the players downfield who split North Melbourne’s defences to set up a lightning start to the match. Soon after, play was suspended to enable the paramedics to collect the unfortunate Charlie Comben from the ground with a broken leg and by this time the Kangaroos were shattered and the game was already more or less over. After a long delay, proceedings continued and the Demons added three more goals to take a 44-point lead into the first break. Alastair Clarkson’s nightmare did not end there. His team continued to receive blows on the injury front as well as on the scoreboard. By night’s end, he had lost Callum Coleman-Jones from concussion after coming off second-best in a marking contest with Steven May and Tom Powell went off after rolling his ankle late in the game. Predictably, the Demon ruck and on ball division was dominant with Clayton Oliver and Christian Petracca in ripping form, Chandler, Fritsch and Pickett causing havoc up forward and 150 gamer Angus Brayshaw mopping up everything that came his way in defence. This was the quintessential Demon demolition of a young team in distress and under duress. Notwithstanding that they were coming off a five-day break and coach Simon Goodwin is still tinkering with his lineup, they smashed their way to an eleven goal half time lead and then pushed back on the throttle in the third term adding only four points to that lead. But the adversary was on its knees at three quarter time and Melbourne went for the Roo kill to pile on six goals to hold a 108-point lead minutes into time on. To their credit, the Roos refused to give up. They managed to score the game’s last three goals in quick succession but, despite that late flurry, the end result was a 22.7 (139) to 7.7 (49) win for Melbourne which marked North's biggest losing margin under Clarkson, the Demons' fourth 100-plus score for the year: a result that has seen the move to second spot on the AFL ladder. Goodwin was satisfied. "It was exactly what we wanted," he said. "We really wanted to put the defensive side of our game to them and we did that for the majority of the night." Of course, for teams with high expectations, games like these are never really good indicators of what they need to do in order to achieve the aims to which they aspire. These will come further down the track and not in the blink of an eye. MELBOURNE 8.2.50 13.3.81 16.4.100 22.7.139 NORTH MELBOURNE 1.0.6 2.3.15 4.6.30 7.7.49 GOALS MELBOURNE Fritsch 4 Chandler Petracca Pickett 3 Grundy 2 Bowey Neal-Bullen Rivers Schache Sparrow van Rooyen Viney NORTH MELBOURNE Zurhaar 3 Larkey 2 Cunnington Shiels BEST MELBOURNE Petracca Oliver Fritsch Chandler Brayshaw Viney Bowey NORTH MELBOURNE Sheezel Simpkin Zurhaar Ziebell McDonald INJURIES MELBOURNE Nil NORTH MELBOURNE Comben (leg) Coleman-Jones (concussion) Tom Powell (ankle) REPORTS MELBOURNE Nil NORTH MELBOURNE Nil SUBSTITUTIONS MELBOURNE James Harmes (replaced Michael Hibberd in the fourth quarter) NORTH MELBOURNE Daniel Howe (replaced Charlie Comben in the first quarter) UMPIRES Chris Donlon Ray Chamberlain Martin Rodger Matthew Young CROWD 29,455 at the MCG

GONE BUSH by KC from Casey After the disappointment of the home loss to Richmond VFL, the Casey Demons’ next challenge was to take on the undefeated Box Hill Hawks in unfamiliar bush surroundings at Wonthaggi. The trip to the country did them no harm because, at the end of the game, they were well and truly back in town. The Demons signalled their intentions early with strong attack on the football. A nice passage of play saw Ben Brown goal five minutes into the game with help from James Harmes and Tom McDonald. Despite being well beaten early in the ruck the Demons held sway for the first half of the opening term but the Tigers grabbed the momentum to boot three goals before McDonald goaled late to make the deficit five points at quarter time. Casey came out after the break full of purpose. The instigator of the comeback was Joel Smith returning from injury. Playing in attack, he kicked his first goal to level the score and, after Taj Woewodin’s goal to put the Demons in front, Smith kicked his second. Box Hill was not to be undone and the Hawks fought back once more to reduce Casey’s lead to single figures deep into the opening half. But Smith was on fire. He scored his third goal for the day at the 32 minute mark but Jake Melksham’s remarkably slick goal from the boundary a minute later had the crowd in raptures as the team stretched the lead to 17 points at the halfway mark. The game opened up after the break with the Hawks scoring first followed by another smart goal from Melksham. Bailey Laurie and Ollie Sestan added to Casey’s tally with Melksham chiming in with his third. By the final break Casey was 23 points in front. The Demons coasted home to a five goal victory at the end with Melksham adding two more to his tally in a best on ground performance. The team was bolstered by the return of skipper Mitch White, as resolute as ever. It was well served in defence by the likes of Tomlinson, Daniel Turner and Blake Howes. Last week’s hero Luke Dunstan limped off in the third quarter with what appeared to be a calf injury. Like their AFL affiliate, the Casey Demons are back in second place and have another challenge coming up when they face up to another undefeated team, the Gold Coast Suns on their home deck at Carrara next Saturday. CASEY DEMONS 2.3.15 8.5.53 13.7.85 16.10.106 BOX HILL HAWKS 3.3.21 5.6.36 9.8.62 11.10.76 GOALS CASEY DEMONS Melksham 5 J Smith 3 McDonald Woewoedin 2 Brown Jefferson Laurie Sestan BOX HILL HAWKS Jeka Koschitzke 2 Bramble Butler McDonald Mascitti O’Sullivan Porter Stanley BEST CASEY DEMONS Melksham White J Smith Tomlinson McDonald Harmes BOX HILL HAWKS Brown Meek McDonald McKenzie Butler Koschitzke Statistics Jed Adams 3 kicks 2 handballs 5 disposals 2 marks 19 dream team points Jack Bell 7 kicks 1 handball 8 disposals 3 tackles 14 hit outs 51 dream team points Ben Brown 1 goals 1 behind 7 kicks 2 handballs 9 disposals 5 marks 1 tackle 48 dream team points Matt Buntine 6 kicks 3 handballs 9 disposals 1 mark 2 tackles 32 dream team points Luke Dunstan 5 kicks 6 handballs 11 disposals 3 marks 1 tackle 40 dream team points Zane Duursma 3 kicks 6 handballs 9 disposals 2 tackles 29 dream team points Kyah Ferris-White 1 handball 1 disposal 1 tackle 5 hit outs 11 dream team points Max Gregory 2 kicks 5 handballs 7 disposals 2 marks 22 dream team points George Grey 4 kicks 5 handballs 9 disposals 1 mark 2 tackles 33 dream team points James Harmes 1 behind 13 kicks 12 handballs 25disposals 5 marks 2 tackles 83 dream team points Blake Howes 5 kicks 5 handballs 10 disposals 4 marks 1 tackle 41 dream team points Matt Jefferson 1 goal 5 kicks 2 handballs 7 disposals 5 marks 1 tackle 44 dream team points Bailey Laurie 1 goal 6 kicks 12 handballs 18 disposals 1 mark 5 tackles 65 dream team points Tom McDonald 2 goals 1 behind 11 kicks 3 handballs 14 disposals 8 marks 2 tackles 1 hit out 85 dream team points Jake Melksham 5 goals 2 behinds 13 kicks 4 handballs17 disposals 6 marks 1 tackle 101 dream team points Oliver Sestan 1 goal 8 kicks 1 handballs 9 disposals 1 mark 5 tackles 47 dream team points Deaykin Smith 6 kicks 6 handballs 12 disposals 4 marks 2 tackles 51 dream team points Joel Smith 3 goals 1 behind 10 kicks 4 handballs 14 disposals 7 marks 3 tackles 91 dream team points Roan Steele 8 kicks 1 handball 9 disposals 3 marks 2 tackles 44 dream team points Adam Tomlinson 15 kicks 6 handballs 21 disposals 8marks 1 tackle 1 hit out 86 dream team points Daniel Turner 11 kicks 1 handballs 12 disposals 7 marks 1 tackle 62 dream team points Mitch White 18 kicks 5 handballs 23 disposals 4 marks 6 tackles 97 dream team points Taj Woewodin 2 goals 1 behind 9 kicks 3 handballs 12 disposals 2 marks 4 tackles 64 dream team points

We spoke about it last week. Hunter added a new trick to his arsenal this week; the underground kick.

Collingwood just don’t know how to lose.

I’d like to report a murder.

As much as I want Adelaide to win I’m appalled by this umpiring

Clarry still well ahead - 93. Clayton Oliver 72. Christian Petracca 33. Brodie Grundy 30. Jack Viney 29. Jake Lever 26. Max Gawn 18. Lachie Hunter Ed Langdon 15. Kysaiah Pickett 14. Angus Brayshaw 11. Trent Rivers 10. Kade Chandler 9. Ben Brown Bayley Fritsch 7. Charlie Spargo 6. Judd McVee 5. Jake Bowey Tom McDonald 4. Tom Sparrow 3. James Jordon Alex Neal-Bullen 2. Jacob van Rooyen 1. Michael Hibberd Harry Petty Steven May