Demonland

by J.V. McKay The term "purple prose" usually applies to the sort of language you come across in romance novels. Basically it consists of words and phrases that sound stilted, overly descriptive, or cliché. Well, there's no love or romance involved when it comes to those boorish louts from Fremantle but the colour purple and the use of clichés is just perfect for Saturday’s game at the G because guys like Matthew Pavlich and Jeff Farmer will match perfectly the pink theme of the day. And when it's all over, I'm tipping they will be blushing a bright pink or perhaps even a reddy hue as they stand by helplessly watching their team being destroyed by the resurgent Demons in the red and the blue. In a way I think I'm very brave to select Melbourne to win. Forget your Adelaide's and your Collingwood's. Fremantle has to be the form team of the competition at the moment. In consecutive weeks they have beaten the two AFL sides reputed to have the best lists in St. Kilda and West Coast. Admittedly, both victories have been by the proverbial bee's diaphragm but, as we Demon fans are getting used to saying, "a win's a win" and four points is four points. These Dockers also have a sensational record against Melbourne at the MCG. The last time they lost to the Demons at the home of football was in Round 16, 1998 when their score of 13.5.83 was 23 points shy of the home side's 16.10.106. The tables were turned in Round 10 the following year with Fremantle scoring 22.12.144 to Melbourne’s 13.12.90. Tony Modra kicked 10 goals in his best game for his second club, which recorded its first ever win at the MCG. That score remains a record for the Dockers at the home of football (one point better than last years score in the shootout – see below). The teams didn't meet at the MCG again until 2003 when the visitors were too good and too accurate in front of goal 16.5.101 to 10.11.71 and Justin Longmuir went ballistic in the second half to finish with 6 goals. Then came last year's shootout at the G which saw Jeff Farmer kick an arrogant seven goals against his old club while Matthew Pavlich and Luke McPharlin added to Melbourne's embarrassment by outmarking and outplaying almost anyone who came near them. So now that I've established the Dockers are not only the form side of the competition but the MCG is like a second home to them, why on earth am I going for a Melbourne win? Good question. I just like the team spirit and the hardness Melbourne is showing at the moment. The Demons are also a much improved side at the coalface (the clearance battles) where most games of AFL football are won these days. The two guns in this area are Brock McLean and Cameron Bruce, two very different types of footballers but together in the midfield they are proving to be very effective. Then there are Travis Johnstone and Brad Green who are capable of causing a lot of damage to the opposition. All of the abovementioned are team leaders in their own way and they are rejoined this week by two other leaders in David Neitz and Brad Miller, not to mention Matty Whelan who is a leader in the back line. The Dockers aren't slouches in the midfield either with players of the ilk of J Carr, Peter Bell and Haselby but they aren't winning the clearances and are not likely to in the absence of their head ruckman Sandilands (head ruckman because he's a head taller than anyone else). They do have some dangerous tall forwards in Pavlich, McPharlin and Polak and those two little pests in Farmer and Medhurst who led the Demon defence a merry dance during last year's shootout. I have little doubt however, that Neale Daniher has done his homework and learned the lessons of last year's thriller at the MCG and, as a result, that he will have different strategies in place this year. He said so this week and who am I to argue with The Reverend? I'm confident therefore, that the Demons will acquit themselves well. I would have been happier with a wet weather forecast like the one we had last Friday night against the Cats but the Bureau of Meteorology (why meteorology? – after all it's about weather not meteors!) has forecast a fine day and 15 degrees. That'll still do me and I reckon that the boys from the west will be begging to hear the sound of the final siren this week as they go down in a screaming purple heap to the tune of 40 points. Incidentally, this will be just enough to nose the Demons' percentage ahead of the Dockers and push them into the top eight with every team in the competition to play every other team once before the end of the home and away season. A win will set up Melbourne's season and I'll be in the pink. Thank you very much. MELBOURNE v FREMANTLE THE TEAMS MELBOURNE B: Bate Carroll Whelan HB: Yze Rivers Bell C: Green Bruce McLean HF: Robertson Miller Davey F: McDonald Neitz Pickett FOLL: White Moloney Johnstone I/C: Jamar Dunn Bartram Godfrey EMG: Holland C Johnson Read IN: Neitz Miller Whelan OUT: Brown (hamstring) Sylvia (bruised rubs) Holland NEW: - FREMANTLE B: Thornton Johnson Parker HB: Schammer Grover Mundy C: Black J Carr Walker HF: Headland Pavlich Medhurst F: Farmer McPharlin Longmuir FOLL: Polak Hasleby Bell I/C: M Carr Duffield Dodd Warren EMG: Cook Crowley Peake IN: Longmuir Farmer Warren OUT: Sandilands (fractured jaw) Crowley Peake NEW: Michael Warren (Claremont) Field umpires: McLaren Quigley Woodcock Where & When: MCG, 2.10pm, Saturday 13 May TV & Radio: Fox Footy (Vic, Qld, NSW, SA), Ch 10 (WA only), ABC, 6PR Head to Head: Played - 17, Melbourne 9, Fremantle 8 Last Time they met: Fremantle 15.11.101 d Melbourne 11.10.76 in Round 17, 2005, at Subiaco Oval The betting: Melbourne $1.65, Fremantle $2.10

by Nasher (our man on the spot) The stage was set for an excellent game between two quality VFL teams at Bellerive Oval as Sandringham travelled to Hobart to meet the Tassie Devils on a cold and windy Sunday afternoon. The weather bureau had also forecast rain periods but thankfully the showers held off until late in the game. Although the conditions might not have seemed conducive to high scoring, the crowd was treated to classic battle in which the Zebras defeated a gallant Tasmania outfit by seven points, 22.8.140 to 20.13.133. For the second week in a row the Zebras were without their injured and inspirational skipper Chad Liddell and full forward and top VFL goalkicker Nick Sautner led the side out in his place. The team was boosted by the return from injury of Guy Rigoni and David Gallagher was back after a week's suspension and this offset the loss of a few Demon listed players to the AFL to cover Melbourne's injury woes. Young forward Michael Newton was also given an opportunity at senior level for the first time. The Zebras were eager to atone for last week's shock defeat at the hands of Bayside neighbours Frankston and, knowing that a loss would put them out of the top four, they started the game full of running. It was an usual game in that it was a sea-sawing affair, with each quarter having a half of its own. Sandy started with a quick takeaway courtesy of a Shane Neaves hitout in the ruck and the first foray forward saw Danny Hughes take the first of many marks for the day which resulted in a goal after he kicked truly from 50 on a 45-degree angle. Curiously, Neaves went off after the first five minutes and Nick Smith took on the ruck duties against North listed giant Brad Moran in what was the beginning of an intriguing battle that lasted all match long. Chris Johnson started his game very poorly with a kick in to the man on the mark on the half back flank, which resulted in a shot on goal from the Devils, however he was fortunate that the shot missed. Two more goals to Sandy thanks to Sautner saw the Zebras take an early three goal lead but the second half of the quarter was dominated by Tassie whose coach Matthew Armstrong performed his customary switch, putting Jade Rawlings in to defence and Chad Jones in to attack. Jones took several strong marks at centre half forward and was instrumental in setting up goals for the Devils. The second quarter began as the reverse of the first. Tassie kicked a few quick goals early and looked as if they were about to blow the game apart, having scored three of the first four goals of the term. Thanks to some miserly defence from Chris Lamb and Andy Biddlecombe, and some great clearance work from the midfielders, Sandringham managed to get back on top late in the term. Each side kicked another three goals, including a beauty on the run from Peter Summers, and Sandy, despite the opposition being on top for most of the quarter, somehow held a three-point lead at the main break. The Devils won most of the clearances early in the third, however it was all to little avail as their bombs forward were constantly being repelled from speedy duo Chris Johnson and Daniel Ward. The latter was dominant in the third quarter and appeared to have the ball on a string, taking a courageous mark running with the flight of the ball, and providing run out of the back line. Chris Johnson received a handball running forward and had a shot from the boundary line 40 metres out. The ball spun over the goal post and was given one behind. The resulting kick-in saw Ezra Poyas chop the ball off and take a mark on the 50-metre line. He immediately passed off to Johnson who had a shot from the same spot as he did minutes earlier, this time kicking truly. The third quarter was turning into an avalanche of goals, with Hughes kicking another two and it looked like the Zebras were going to run away with the game. Smith was absolutely everywhere, and midfielder Peter Summers seemed to have the ball on a string. Sandy took a handy 25-point lead into the final break. Tassie was not to be deterred and began the final quarter with two quick goals. The home side had lifted a notch in intensity, and received immediate spark thanks to a Brett Geappen goal from the pocket. The crowd, who had previously been quiet, began a very loud chant, which is invariably a catalyst for a Tassie onslaught when playing at Bellerive. Armstrong once again switched Rawlings and Jones around. Rawlings took two good marks and kicked truly both times. Several Tasmania goals later, including a brilliant snap from Ken Hall, and it looked like the Devils were going to run over the top of a tiring Zebra outfit. Michael Newton took a mark and kicked his maiden goal in VFL senior company to steady the ship a little for the Sandy. Phil Read, after getting plenty of the ball all game, kicked truly from 45 on the boundary line in a set shot most Demon observers would think was beyond him. Then Poyas took a mark on a half back flank and received a 50-metre penalty, followed by another thanks to Devils veteran Trent Bartlett abusing the umpire in question. Poyas kicked truly from an easy set shot and Bartlett was reported as a result of the incident and charged with allegedly using abusive language. The Zebra lead had been extended to 14 points. Late in the game Devils’ skipper, former Demon and a Zebra premiership player Ben Beams, kicked a freak goal from the pocket to bring the margin back to seven points but it was a case of too little too late for Tassie and the Zebras held on to win the game. Nick Smith was dominant in the ruck all day and got plenty of contested and uncontested ball all around the ground. On baller Peter Summers continually won the ball and delivered for the forwards all day, while Danny Hughes was best afield with 6 goals 1 behind in a consistent strong marking performance. Sautner's five goal haul took his season's tally to 21, seven ahead of his nearest rivals in the race for his seventh Frosty Miller Medal for top VFL goal kicker. Sandringham’s victory sets the scene for another tough battle against the Kangaroos’ other VFL affiliate, the undefeated North Ballarat at Trevor Barker Beach Road Oval next Sunday. The reserves had a bye but will also meet the Roosters in next Sunday’s curtain raiser. HOW THE DEMONS FARED Simon Buckley - played on a half back flank for most of the game but didn’t get in to the play much although showed his pace on a few occasions though. Very much an outside player who did not go near a pack all day. Daniel Hughes - presented well all day and his conversion was magnificent, kicking 6.1 and his one miss was a tough one from outside 50. When he was not marking it and converting in the forward line he was gathering possessions on the wing and delivering it superbly. Some people have questioned how well he does the "small man" things such as crumbing and general ground level play, and he did not particularly appear to address any of those issues today - all of his goals were from marks or free kicks. Chris Johnson - kicked in to the man on the mark twice today and he would be disappointed with that. However, he really lifted in the second half, combining with Ward to give run out of defence. Looked extremely dangerous in his brief forays forward. Nathan Jones - rotated between the middle and a half forward flank. Linked up well in the middle and won his share of the ball because he was always at the bottom of the pack. When he was on a forward flank however, he could not get in to the play. Shannon Motlop - drifted in and out of the play all day. Chased hard and applied good defensive pressure when in the midfield, but didn't really get enough of it or use it well enough to be damaging. Shane Neaves - spent the best portion of the game on the bench, and hardly got a notable touch when he was on the ground. Michael Newton - a fair first up effort, led hard and set up several goals. Took a good mark and kicked a steadying goal in the last half when Tassie were in the middle of their avalanche. A good foundation to build upon. Phillip Read - won his share of the ball in the middle, however was undisciplined and gave away too many cheap free kicks. Also made several unforgivable clangers that resulted in opposition goals. Nicholas Smith - played in the ruck all day and was dominant. Got a lot of the ball and took a few strong marks, mostly in the back line and the middle. Knew where to position himself in defence. He was one of Sandy's best although at times showed questionable accountability, with opponent in Roos big man Brad Moran, also racking up countless possessions. Unfortunately still didn't have a lot of presence when going forward. Daniel Ward - had heaps of the ball, especially in the second half, and put his pace to good use. Made some disappointing disposal errors, but that has always been a weakness for Ward. Courageous as ever in defence. Matthew Warnock - had a tough day at the office playing on Jade Rawlings, who kicked a bag of five, and was also against Chad Jones at various stages. Well beaten and needs to do a lot better if he is to regain a place at AFL level. Sandringham 5.3.33 9.5.59 16.8.104 22.8.140 Tasmania 3.6.24 8.8.56 11.13.79 20.13.133 Goals Hughes 6 Sautner 5 Poyas 3 Crowe 2 Gallagher Johnson Motlop Newton Read Summers Best Smith Hughes Sautner Ward Read Summers

by Whispering Jack (with thanks to Johnny Nash) The morning after a wet night. The rain is gone. So are the dark clouds, the bad feelings and the obstacles that were in my way. There's nothing but blue skies (well almost) and rainbows. It's going to be a bright (bright), bright (bright), sunshiny day. My apologies for using a bit of poetic licence folks, but that's exactly how I feel right at this moment. Which is quite the opposite at least to where I was a month ago with regard to my footy team. Even yesterday when I stepped on the V-Line train bound for Richmond Station and the Rivalry Round match between Melbourne and Geelong, I admit that I did so with some trepidation. My mind was full of negative thoughts about how they were going to perform and I fully expected the worst. My mind kept drifting back to a similarly dirty evening some three years ago when the Demons played the Cats on rain drenched MCG in the late 2003 Heritage Round game. It was a disastrous night for Melbourne fans who watched as their team was demolished completely by a promising young Geelong combination that was obviously going places. From our point of view however, there was nothing but doom and gloom for the foreseeable future with perhaps the only ray of sunshine being the inevitability of a priority draft pick. It was the ensuing early draft picks and the improved team performances in the following seasons that convinced me that things were getting better for the Melbourne Football Club. However, an appalling performance in the pre season game in Adelaide, some poor early form against Carlton and the Bulldogs and a growing injury list saw dark clouds building on the team's horizon. The club’s 2006 was literally hanging on a thread a fortnight ago with two or three minutes to go in Sydney when scores were even and the following week's win over the Kangaroos was hardly inspiring. There was something different in the victory over Geelong. Melbourne succeeded against the odds. It went into the game without its skipper, without a number of talls (which effectively deprived it of an entire defensive and attacking spine) and some important defenders. A few of the players were in the side off limited preparations, there was a question mark over the fitness of last year's leading goal kicker Russell Robertson and then Nathan Brown, who was playing well, injured his hamstring early in the second term. How could a young Demon side with a number of fresh teenaged faces and a number of others with limited AFL experience, match it with the early season flag favourites who were welcoming back into their line up some experienced and dangerous players? Bloody well, I reckon! The first challenge for the young Demons was to start the quarter well and they did that as they took control for the first fifteen minutes thanks to some great play from Brock McLean who gave them great drive out of the middle aided by up and coming leaders in Cameron Bruce and Brad Green and a solid display by Brown who was in control at half back. Important goals were scored by unlikely types in Mark Jamar and debutant Lynden Dunn and the Dees suddenly held a two goal lead. Geelong braced itself and fought back but the important thing was that Melbourne was thereabouts at the first break and had not cracked. The second quarter was an arm wrestle with Geelong still barely ahead at the main break but the Cats took the ascendancy early in the third term and, when Cam Mooney was paid the softest of frees against Benny Holland (is there a C. Mooney appreciation society among the umpiring fraternity or what?), he put them in what should have been an unassailable position with a lead of three goals in the wet conditions – a lead that soon went to 21 points and could have been far greater but for some lairising from one or two Geelong players. It was a time to dig deep and Melbourne struck back through some inspiration cameos of toughness from Byron Pickett and silky smoothness from Aaron Davey. Brock McLean, who was strong all night, worked the packs beautifully, Adem Yze, Bruce and Green continued to do the important linking up around the ground and the young Demons all stuck manfully to the task. Unsung heroes like Daniel Bell (in the absence of Brown) and Nathan Carroll tightened up in defence and Jared Rivers was simply masterful and, in my opinion, overshadowed the AFL's leading defender at the other end of the ground. Since his return to the team in round three Rivers has shown great composure and is one of the main reasons for the team’s resurgence. This bloke is a champion in the making at a club which has produced very few champions in the past three or four decades. So Melbourne took control of the game late in the third term thanks partly to some brilliance from its rising stars (and you can pencil in the names of Matthew Bate and Lynden Dunn in bold ink among that group) and a goal of sheer brilliance from The Flash. Geelong appeared to be tiring badly while the Demons were full of running and that pattern continued until deep in the quarter. A lucky late term goal when the ball skidded seemingly forever through the goals gave the Cats some hope but the Demons were never going to let this one out of the bag. A lot of the praise for the win must go to Neale Daniher who used the rotations brilliantly in the tough conditions. If you look at the AFL’s Official Statistics there is a category that goes under the heading "TOG" and this column highlights the length of time the coaching panel utilised the midfield group, particularly its younger members. Brock McLean was on the ground for 85 minutes out of a possible 115 or 74% of total game time for 28 disposals. Brent Moloney was also on for 74% for 22 possessions and Matthew Bate (69 minutes or 60%) for 21 touches (11 of them contested!). These are just three of the stand out examples. In conditions like the ones that prevailed last night, it's important that your players are kept as fresh as possible. It helps the players remain hard at it when they're on the ground and there could be no better example of this than the use of James McDonald and Travis Johnstone who were also used sparingly. In his 83 minutes, McDonald got his hands on the ball 16 times and executed 9 tackles. Melbourne's engine room burned strongly in the cold chilly rain soaked conditions helping immeasurably in getting the team over the line. I'll finish off with the bright ray of sunshine but preface my comments with the usual warning about young emerging sides and the fact that their performances are often tinged with inconsistency. Last night we saw all of the club's four young horsemen, McLean, Moloney, Bell and Colin Sylvia together in the same team for the first time this year. They are no longer the club's youngest now that we have Clint Bartram, Bate and Dunn playing so well and Chris Johnson likely to join them. Nathan Jones is not that far away either. Soon, we’ll be talking not about a handful of young horsemen but an entire cavalry. The prospects for the future are great. As for the immediate future – the coming weeks see two more games at the G against current top eight sides in Fremantle and Hawthorn before a further test against the Eagles at Subiaco. I know we are, as always, taking things a week at a time but every week, things are looking brighter and more sunshiny. Melbourne 3.3.21 6.5.41 11.7.73 13.9.87 Geelong 4.2.26 6.6.42 10.10.70 11.15.81 Goals C Bruce A Davey L Dunn R Robertson 2 M Bate M Jamar B McLean J White A Yze Best C Bruce B McLean A Yze M Bate J Rivers J McDonald Umpires H Kennedy S Meredith D Woodcock Official Crowd 36,041 at the MCG.

by The Oracle Unbelievable isn't it? The entire football world has just spent almost the whole week ruminating on the result of one game of football and in particular whether Sunday’s affair at Launceston should have been a draw or whether the chocolates should have been awarded to Fremantle. The protagonists have employed a vast array of eminent business, legal and other professionals to slug it out over two premiership points and yet tomorrow night Melbourne will be slugging it out for a little over two hours but hopefully exactly eighty minutes of playing time for stakes that are four times as valuable - eight premiership points. That's right, the Melbourne v Geelong match at the MCG is an eight point game. Assuming it's not a draw (and let's face it, you can overturn a draw with consummate ease these days) the winner will most likely move into the top half of the ladder, the loser will sit with the also rans. That’s how important a game such as this is to the contestants in what is turning out to be an incredible football season. And yes, in describing this football season I use the word "incredible" because who would have thought a little month ago that six of last year's finalists (Geelong, St. Kilda, Sydney, Melbourne, Port Adelaide and the Kangaroos) would be in negative territory in terms of win/loss ratios at this stage of the year and that not one of them will have moved into a positive position by Sunday night? This fact underlines how important a win is when you're pitted against another contender for a finals position. A win would have you inside the eight but only marginally at best. A loss really puts you behind the eight ball. Of course, the Demons have been behind that eight ball since the opening match of the season when they lost a game they were expected to win. So far this year, they have struggled to produce the standard of football that was expected from them during the pre season and after the opening two games of the Nab Cup Competition. Even then, the Demons couldn't register a convincing victory and now that they have started to win games again, they've all been heart stoppers. That's a timely thing for the Melbournefc which is dedicating this game to the Heart Foundation. The club is calling upon supporters to wear red for this clash in recognition of the valuable work the Foundation does within the community. The team has shown a fair bit of heart over the past fortnight but the problem is that its players keep falling over with injury and right at the present time, a number of Demons – especially talls – are missing from action due to one injury or another. Names like Clint Bizzell, Brad Miller, Alistair Nicholson, David Neitz, Paul Johnson, Paul Wheatley and Ryan Ferguson represent a huge proportion of the club's taller timber and they’re all out this week. Another important forward Russell Robertson was limping around the "G" in the last quarter of last week’s game so it’s probably just as well that the forecast for the game is for rain. The Cats, on the other hand have some handy footballers coming back from injury including Steven King and Kent Kingsley who will surely stretch the Demons in the height department. The Demons' answer has been to bring yet another youngster, Lynden Dunn, into the side for this week after Matty Bate's promising debut last week. Dunn impressed in the wet at centre half forward for the Zebras and is a lively youngster who has come a long way this season. Still, his selection also highlights the fact that it's a young, inexperienced and perhaps undermanned Melbourne that is coming up against a team that, a month ago, was one of the flag favourites, a team which won the pre season competition at AAMI Stadium against opposition which a week earlier had given the Demons a thumping, and a team that opened up 2006 by thrashing Brisbane and the Kangaroos in consecutive weeks at Skilled Stadium. And how can we forget the fact that the Cats also served out a humiliation to an ailing Melbourne in last year's Elimination Final. I'm hoping that the Demons who suffered from that drubbing remember enough about it to motivate them to overturn the result this time around in a game that might not be as important as an elimination final but given the eight points at stake, is a must win. It's that hope more than anything else that leads me to tip Melbourne to win by the barest of margins. The expected wet conditions will suit the right down to the ground and I reckon they have the heart to upset their tormentors from last year in a game that will be all about heart. Demons by 1 point (and that's without the aid of the AFL Commission). MELBOURNE v GEELONG Friday, 7:40pm AEST, MCG Where & when - Friday May 5 at the MCG, 7.40pm. TV & Radio TV Channel Nine - Melbourne (8.30pm), Adelaide (8.30pm), Perth (8.30pm), Sydney (11.15pm), Brisbane (11.15pm) Radio 3AW ABC and MMM Head to Head - Melbourne 82 Geelong 116 Drawn 1 The last time they met - Geelong 18.8.116 def Melbourne 9.7.61 at the MCG; Second Elimination Final 2005. MELBOURNE B Bate Carroll Whelan HB Yze Rivers Brown C Green Bruce Sylvia HF McLean Robertson Davey F McDonald Holland Pickett FOLL White Godfrey Johnstone I/C Bartram Dunn Jamar Moloney EMG Bell C Johnson Read In Dunn McLean Out Miller (groin strain) Wheatley (hamstring) New Lynden Dunn (Calder Cannons) GEELONG B Milburn Scarlett Hunt HB Rooke Mooney Egan C Enright Bartel Tenace HF G.Ablett Kingsley Kelly F Gardiner Ottens Chapman FOLL King Corey Ling I/C D Johnson Riccardi Slade Wojcinski EMG Balke Mackie Playfair In King Kingsley Riccardi Out Balke Callan Prismall (arm) Field umpires Kennedy Meredith Woodcock

by Barry from Beach Road Sandringham succumbed by 21 points to bayside neighbour Frankston on a gloomy rain drenched afternoon at the Trevor Barker Oval on Sunday. The reigning premiers were put on the back foot by the visitors who were totally committed to the football and applied relentless pressure from the very outset. Frankston dominated the rucks with Clarke and Eames holding a strong edge in experience over second gamer Shane Neaves giving the Dolphin on ball brigade first use of the football. Their forwards were then able to reap the benefit of the constant supply and, aided by a wind advantage were able to capitalise with a goal feast against what was regarded as the best defence in the competition. By quarter time, Frankston had seven goals on the board to Sandy's solitary two (one of which was kicked after the siren). As if that was not enough to jolt the Zebras back to reality, then two early goals against the wind from the Dolphins certainly did the trick. The problem with that was that by then Sandy was staring down the barrel of a 44 point deficit which is a difficult enough task to overcome in the best of conditions let along the wet, drizzly conditions that were prevailing on this afternoon. Nick Smith was called away from the forward line where he had been performing well and marking strongly and Nathan Jones lifted the work rate in the middle with the assistance of another youngster in Shane Valenti. Slowly, the home side began to work its way back into the game. Sandringham had Chris Johnson and Simon Buckley playing with dash and confidence on a wing while Lynden Dunn continued to underline his improvement with some strong wet weather marks. Nick Sautner who had been well covered came to the fore with a spectacular high mark and goal and by half time the deficit had been whittled down to 25 points - still a huge margin in these conditions. The Zebras continued to up their work rate after the break with a much stronger effort and threatened on a number of occasions to make serious inroads into the Dolphins' lead which was cut down to three goals late in the quarter. However, a lapse in concentration and a lack of discipline allowed them in for two crucial goals late in the term giving them a 31 point lead into the final quarter. That extra two goal buffer was precisely what the doctor ordered for the visitors. Coach Williams made a few moves and Ezra Poyas lifted his game on the forward line but while Sandy continued to threaten, it was all a case of too little, too late; especially once the rains came teeming down to blunt any possible wind advantage. It was a tough day at the office for Sandringham which suffered as a result of injuries to both AFL and VFL listed players. In particular the team missed out on the experience and presence of skipper Chad Liddell, Guy Rigoni and the suspended David Gallagher. With the 12/10 rule in vogue, the club gave a few new faces in Daniel Corp, Marc Johnson and Andrew Fleming an opportunity in the big time. Although they acquitted themselves well, it's difficult to replace players with hundreds of games of combined experience with first gamers, especially in the conditions that applied this week. Sandringham faces another difficult task on Sunday when it faces Tasmania in the Apple Isle. The Zebras had a lot of trouble with the Devils last year and are now in a position where a loss would see them dropping out of the top four with some further hard tasks coming up. Perhaps the defeat at the hands of Frankston will come as a sobering reality check for last year's premiers. Sandringham 2.0.12 5.5.35 9.9.63 11.15.81 Frankston 7.3.45 9.6.60 14.10.94 15.12.102 Scorers Dunn 3.4 Sautner 2.3 Smith 2.0 Valenti 2.0 Jones 1.2 Summers 1.0 Ward 0.2 Motlop 0.1 rushed 0.3 Best Jones Johnson Valenti Dunn Smith Ward HOW THE DEMONS FARED Daniel Bell - an encouraging display after playing half a game with the reserves last week coming back from a groin injury. Moved well and ran with a fair bit of dash after struggling early when the defence was under a lot of pressure. Simon Buckley - showed great pace and good long kicking skills on a wing but is very much an outside player and drifted out of the game as conditions worsened. Lynden Dunn - best of the Sandringham players. Presented well to the ball and held his marks in the wet and slippery conditions. Kicked 3 goals 4 behinds including a couple that he perhaps should not have missed. A five goal haul might just have been enough to cause the Demon selectors to start thinking about him for a run at AFL level. Danny Hughes - started on the interchange and wasn't on the ground all that much. Took the odd nice mark but that was about it. Chris Johnson - played well enough and showed a few flashes of brilliance on the wing and would be a favourite for to replace Paul Wheatley in the Melbourne team this week. Nathan Jones - worked hard to get into the game after a slowish start. Was in everything after quarter time and will be a valuable asset at AFL level once he learns a bit more about the tempo of senior football. Shannon Motlop - footy's such a fickle sport. Last week at Werribee, he had the ball on a string and picked up a million possessions. On Sunday, he seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and looked uncomfortable. Shane Neaves - well beaten in the ruck by a couple of experienced hands and made a couple of mistakes. Will learn from the experience. Phillip Read - had his moments but like Motlop, wasn't getting as much of the ball as he was last week and wasn't particularly dangerous around the packs. Nick Smith - played his best game yet for Sandy. Started as a forward and marked strongly for a couple of goals and was then seconded into the ruck where he did well around the ground. Has a big turning circle and that may not be fashionable at AFL level but he worked hard all day and could be rewarded with his first game since round 22. Daniel Ward - a good honest performance without being spectacular. Matthew Warnock - didn't have much of an impact. RESERVES CRASH by Zebraman After a bright opening whereby the Sandringham Reserves held a 13 point lead at quarter time, the Dolphins grabbed the initiate in a strong second quarter when they booted seven unanswered goals to take a stranglehold on the Sunday's curtain raiser. They then cruised to an easy 64 point victory over a somewhat shell shocked Sandy team. Forward Michael Newton showed out early but was again inaccurate, Tom Dean and Leigh Fletcher showed out at times and Demon youngster Heath Neville also impressed. The young Zebs can take a breather and regroup with a bye this week. Jace Bode - played a half and appeared to be injured. Andre Gianfagna - showed out with pace early and but only had an average game. Heath Neville - a good mark with lots of pace and was probably his team's best. Michael Newton - good early but kicked poorly for goal again. I would like to see him at a higher level to gauge his improvement. Sandringham 3.4.22 3.4.22 4.8.32 5.12.42 Frankston 1.3.9 8.6.54 10.8.68 16.10.106 Scorers Gullifer 1.2 Heywood 1.2 Newton 1.2 Mentiplay 1.1 Semmel 1.0 Turcarelli 0.2 Gianfagna 0.1 rushed 0.2 Best Dean Neville Heywood Gianfagna Fletcher Semmel Reported W Gullifer (Sandringham) for striking G Manson (Frankston)

A HIGHWAY OF DEMONS by Whispering Jack CHAPTER TWO - EVERY GRAIN OF SAND "Then onward in my journey I come to understand That every hair is numbered like every grain of sand." Bob Dylan [Every Grain of Sand] I am absolutely confident that I had never previously blacked out. Then again, I was also certain that I had not, in my present lifetime, ever been anywhere near Cairo, Egypt; but when the murky haze of unconsciousness started to lift, there was a pyramid standing far away on the desert horizon. Beside it, in the shimmering heat and the blinding sunshine, I could just pick out the Cheshire Cat grin of The Sphinx. The man I now knew as The Doctor was fidgeting with a metal gadget when he noticed I was regaining consciousness. "Good. I'm glad you've finally come around. That bit of fresh air must have helped. Mind you, I was getting a little worried. You were looking very pale. I think it's time to come back inside the Tardis and we'll have a cup of Chinese tea�, he said as he waved away a nasty horde of flies with the metal object in his hand. "Wh … where are we?" was my weak response. "We seem to have experienced a slight problem with my sonic screwdriver. It appears we may have overshot Stonehenge and landed here instead." Here. That’s great! It's grand final day. I'm missing the biggest game of the season, I'm lying face down with a mouthful of sand in some stiflingly hot desert in bloody Egypt in the company of a deranged octogenarian who just offered me a cup of Chinese tea, I'm due home at six o’clock and we have "a slight problem"? Right. I knew that it was important at such times to get a hold of oneself because, after all, the saving grace of the current situation was that things could not possibly get any worse. I was doing my best to do this when a huge metallic object suddenly appeared from over The Doctor's right shoulder. Sirens began to wail and red lights flashed across the heavens. From nowhere, dozens of heavily armed men in shiny uniforms made of a glossy reflecting fabric began moving menacingly in our direction. I was wrong. Things definitely could get worse. Then, for some eerie reason, I figured that we might not in fact be in Cairo, Egypt and this was soon confirmed when the leader of the group addressed us saying, "We've been expecting you folks. My name is Beyonce Springsteen and I’m your chaperone for the duration of your stay here. Welcome to Las Vegas!" Before we could utter a word we were taken on board the metallic craft and shuttled off to the sprawling city in the desert that lay immediately beyond the pyramid and The Sphinx. I was desperately seeking a word that could adequately describe the scene that lay before us but the only thing I was able to come up with was "futuristic". It was then that I noticed the sign in the foyer of the large hall into which we were deposited upon our arrival. "Las Vegas welcomes all Delegates to the 2064 Republican Party Convention. Thank you for supporting our candidate George Bush V in his campaign to become the 54th President of the United States of America." We were taken to a nice hotel room, clothed and fed and feted like kings. When I attempted to protest and explain that we weren’t there for a Republican Party Convention, that I was a citizen of Australia and wanted to be out of there as quickly as possible, The Doctor pinched my arm with enough vigour to force my silence. "The lad’s a little tired. Recently arrived from Australia and already missing home. You know how it is..." The response was immediate. "Yes, and don’t we just love you Aussies around here? I’ve always had a soft spot for you guys since you became our 53rd state way back in, when was it? Forty-six? You’re going to be right at home on this visit. In fact, I have some tickets for tonight’s big Ozrules Playoff match at the George Orwell Stadium. You will both be my special guests." I entered the Stadium feeling mightily miffed about the fact that everyone had been calling it the "G". Then I discovered that the place was not what I thought it was at all. I know what a casino looks like because I have been to a couple of James Bond movies and this was certainly a casino but nothing like the ones they have in exotic places like Monte Carlo or on a Hollywood movie set. The machines and tables were all electronic, full of noise, bright lights and non-stop virtual action. Our hosts provided us with enough chips to while away an hour or so before the big game. The Doctor lost but I struck it lucky and won four or five billion dollars so I shouted everybody a cup of coffee and cake which I later discovered was made from cryogenic plankton (whatever that was) but it did taste nice. During the afternoon, I learned that the opposing sides for the big playoff were the New Orleans Daleks and the Las Vegas Cybermen. Springsteen tried to impress us with a gag about how the visiting team was notorious for its flooding tactics and while it produced gales of uncontrollable laughter among most of the group, I sat there quite stony faced. I simply didn't get the joke. I managed to get some laughs of my own however, when I suggested that it would be nice if we could get a look at the playing field before the start of the game. This prompted a comment from our host that he just loved that wry Aussie sense of humour. I had a feeling now that we were in for another surprise. It turned out that there was no playing field at the George Orwell Stadium in Las Vegas at all. Not a single blade of grass. The vegetation had been removed long ago when it was decided to put the thermonuclear plant in the middle of the complex. The Doctor scratched his head when heard this, claiming that he now understood why the Tardis had been knocked off its course and out of its intended time zone while on its way to Stonehenge. He started playing with his sonic screwdriver and was soon muttering what sounded like gibberish but must have been some complex algebraic equation. He was in a world of his own. Certainly, it was a different world from that of Las Vegas in 2064 where they played the sport of Ozrules. I was in for further shocks when we were taken into a large auditorium that was plastered with neon signs that advertised strange products which could be purchased through simply transferring your intention to purchase by thought processes. It was all too complicated for me but I was impressed when an announcement was made that the Ozrules Corporation had broken all previous sales records in the first 15 seconds after the opening of the turnstiles. I discovered that the game was played on a three dimensional holographic plasma screen which hovered above the spectators. There were no players in this sport. Not the human type anyway. The participants were essentially robots whose actions were controlled by people located in a number of different places throughout the solar system. These people were called the "brains trust" and I suppose you might say they were akin to the team's coaching panel. When the lights went out, the crowd looked up. From deep inside the plasma, a "playing field" suddenly emerged from a shimmering cloud of dust particles that somehow came together to form what looked like a chessboard. A siren hooted in the background and the protagonists appeared in their allocated positions on the chessboard grid. Facing each other off, they looked decidedly sinister. Another siren hooted and the crowd began to scream like banshees as a shiny orb cascaded from the ether and onto the board. I knew one thing. The ball had not been manufactured from good old fashioned pigskin. The game was on. To my horror I was watching my favourite sport as it had evolved in the century that had passed since I left home, even though from my perspective, I had been away for no more than a day and a night. The problem with the game as it was now played was that I simply couldn't understand what it was all about. The players were moving sideways, backwards, in circles and everywhere in a totally incoherent fashion. There were no goal posts and no behind posts. I learned from my hosts that these had been deemed unnecessary and done away with in the great rule change of 'twenty-five. Obviously, there were no goal umpires either. Nor were there any field umpires because they had apparently gone out of vogue in the wake of the 9/11 Part III massacre of the maggots in 'thirty-one. What surprised me most of all was that two decades ago, President Snoop Dog who also doubled as the World Football League CEO, had persuaded Congress to ban sporting journalists so that public forums were bereft of any criticism or commentary about the sport. I was now becoming extremely nervous and restless despite the fact that the game was a close one. What I was seeing was a complete shambles and I was reaching the end of my tether. An old timer who had been watching from behind me was muttering something about "unmitigated crap". Like him, I'd had enough. I wanted to be back with the other old timers on earth. In my home town and back in 1964 watching my heroes playing the game when it was a great spectacle, uncorrupted by the ravages of time and commercialism. Impulsively, I rose from my perch and dashed out of the darkened auditorium into a hallway just as the home team’s number five performed what must have been an amazing feat because it drew a huge cheer for the first time in the evening. But by then I was racing out of the "G" with The Doctor hot on my heels. I had to get back home. I now knew that my life had a purpose. I had to put a stop to this. "I have gone from rags to riches in the sorrow of the night In the violence of a summer's dream, in the chill of a wintry light, In the bitter dance of loneliness fading into space, In the broken mirror of innocence on each forgotten face. I hear the ancient footsteps like the motion of the sea Sometimes I turn, there's someone there, other times it's only me. I am hanging in the balance of the reality of man Like every sparrow falling, like every grain of sand." Bob Dylan [Every Grain of Sand] [TO BE CONTINUED...]

by Scoop Junior On a dark, gray day at the MCG, the Demons and Kangaroos put on an exhibition of footy that adequately reflected the weather. With both sides flooding and the Roos unwilling to cough up easy possession of the ball, the game at times resembled soccer, basketball and a number of other games with the exception of Aussie Rules football. If not for a blistering second term and a thrilling final few minutes, neutral fans would have had no trouble deleting the match from the memory bank. And if not for the natural passion felt by Dees and Roos fans in watching their own sides, they would probably have felt the same. After improving each week – from a disgraceful Round 1 loss to Carlton to a gutsy, spirited Round 4 victory over Sydney – Melbourne took a small step back, putting in an ordinary performance to narrowly fall over the line. Apart from a 15-minute burst in the second quarter, the team did not appear to get out of second gear and was fortunate to win. Yes, it was a gritty performance and you take the four premiership points, but it was painstakingly close to a disastrous 1-4 start to the season. Credit can be given to the Kangaroos as they battled away all day, but they were a side low on confidence and their skill level at times was poor. After building a four-goal lead against such opposition, a team really needs to go on with it and ice the game. But, as the Demons often do so well, they stopped running late in the second term, went into their shells and played containment football. I can't understand why, with the opposition on the ropes, the team does not go in for the kill, instead of sitting on its lead until the inevitable swing in momentum. That momentum change came early in the third term and within the blink of an eye the Roos were back on level terms. From that point on, the game was a scrap, with both sides fighting hard and the Dees ultimately coming out on top courtesy of a James McDonald goal in time-on in the last term. Without the efforts of Pickett and Davey, Melbourne would have gone down. The former was inspirational early, setting the tone for a lethargic Demon outfit with wonderful attack on the footy, run, tackling and delivery. He tired as the game wore on, but was clearly Melbourne's best player and has the potential to add some serious bite to the midfield rotation. Davey's class shone out on a game devoid of it, his clever little kicks setting up a number of goals (including one to debutant Bate) and nailing three himself, including two clutch goals late in the game. Stand-in captain Cameron Bruce was slightly down on the high standards he has set for himself by his scintillating form in the opening four rounds, but was still one of his side's best. His clearance work is definitely underrated by many. Brad Miller started on Thompson and was beaten but not disgraced, as the Roo had one of those days where he was marking everything. I would have liked to see Miller play in front more often, as he did successfully against Barry Hall. His move forward in the third term was overdue and he provided some presence after Ben Holland struggled to make an impact in his limited stints up forward. Jared Rivers left the field with a knee injury in the second term but returned to be a handy contributor. His ability to spoil and bring the ball to ground was important on a day where the Roos had a dominating presence close to goal. Adem Yze displayed why his back line days are behind him with a polished display up forward. A player with such an uncanny ability to manufacture goals must be played where he is most dangerous. Consistent application is the key for Yze as he fell away completely after a good start to 2005 and was close to being dropped after terrible form in the opening few rounds. Brad Green did a solid job of containing Daniel Harris but unfortunately for Greeny his disposal is starting to resemble that of a tagger. His kicks have far too much hang time and he failed to find the target on a number of occasions. As one of the most skilful players in the side, he needs to improve in this area. Travis Johnstone shook off a heavy tag from Brady Rawlings to be a solid contributor. One of the highlights of the day was the debut of Matthew Bate. The strong-bodied redhead showed few nerves, booting a 55 metre goal with his first kick and backing himself to take the opposition on when in possession of the ball. This is a great sign for an 18-year-old, as it shows that he is confident in his ability and prepared to play to his strengths in order to exploit the opposition. The growing injury list undoubtedly had an effect on the match. While the Kangas were close to full strength, the Dees were missing key players Neitz and McLean and possibles Bizzell and Bell, while Robertson is clearly hampered by a knee injury. I don't know whether that is affecting his balance, but Robbo must try to keep his feet more at contests because at the moment he is on the ground far too often. So, while they will take the four points gleefully, the Demons must realise that their performance has to lift in the weeks ahead. No such luxuries will be afforded against Geelong, while Fremantle are a talented side that on their day can knock off anyone (or at least force a draw) anywhere. After that come the Hawks, who are much improved, the Eagles at Subiaco and the Saints. There surely are no easy games in this even competition. But, there are games which are easier than others and it was disappointing that the Dees failed to secure their victory over the Roos in a more comfortable fashion. Melbourne 1.3.9 7.5.47 9.9.63 13.12.90 Kangaroos: 2.4.16 3.9.27 9.12.66 12.14.86 Goals Yze 4 Davey 3 Bate Green Johnstone McDonald Robertson Wheatley Best Pickett Davey Yze Bruce Johnstone Injury Wheatley (hamstring) Reports Nil Umpires Donlon Chamberlain Wenn Crowd 30,392 at the MCG

by Whispering Jack A long time ago, I used to live next door to an old St. Kilda supporter who once acquainted me with the legend of the crest on his team's guernsey. During the depression years, wins were few and far between for the Saints. There was little to cheer about if you happened to be an avid fan of the red, white and black. Then one day they were playing against North Melbourne and things were looking decidedly bleak. One by one, the players came off with injury and in the end, the team was down to only 16 fit men who fought courageously to record a memorable victory. The supporters celebrated wildly for days on end and the committee decided to add a black cross emblem to signify the courage of the players - a sort of tribute to the momentous achievement of winning this one single game of football. I wondered when I heard the story why such a big deal had been made by the club for a single day's achievement. Surely, you would expect the members of your team to display courage every time they ran onto the ground? I thought perhaps that the answer might be that St. Kilda had never tasted the ultimate in success in the sport or perhaps it was the other way around - that St. Kilda was always focused on what little it had achieved in its history and simply didn't have the right mindset to focus on achieving the ultimate in the sport. At the time when the story was told, there were teams around like Melbourne and Collingwood which expected that sort of effort from their players every week of the season - and that's why they were winners and the Saints were losers. While competitive football at the elite level is about a lot of things, surely the ultimate has to be the winning of the whole competition - to finish top dog, not just to be there for one week or for one month but to come out on top at the very end. Ask any footballer what their ultimate aim is and they'll tell you that it's not for the money or for the moments of individual glory or anything else but to hold the premiership cup aloft at the end of the season. And it's the strong and successful clubs that demand heroics every time their teams grace the field. This is a given thing when your aim is the winning of the flag. The story of the St. Kilda crest and it's day of glory came back to me when the compliments started rolling in for the Demons after their Anzac Round heroics against Sydney. I have no objection to heaping praise on the team for its courage under fire but let's not get too carried away with the handing out of kudos. Praise is one thing but why should we be so effusive in handing out bouquets to a team that has had such an under whelming start to the season? Are we satisfied with one win in the opening four rounds including a miserable defeat to start proceedings at the hands of last year's wooden spooners? Malcolm Blight famously said after Geelong, the team he was coaching, was well beaten in the opening round of the 1994 season (by Melbourne) that a football season is not a sprint, but a marathon. Unfortunately, by losing the opening three games of 2006, the Demons lagged well below the lead pack early in their marathon run. Some Melbourne supporters were already talking in terms of a best case scenario in which their team barely scraped into the final eight as if they have given up the ghost as far as the top four is concerned. To them I say that the minute you take your eyes of the main goal then you're half way to defeat and failure. For the first 22 rounds of the season the way to achieve the main goal comes through finishing in the top four, not just the top eight as Melbourne has done in each of the last two years. To achieve that, you still have to be in positive territory as far as your win/loss ratio is concerned. To make top four, you probably need 14 wins, possibly fifteen. Q: So where does Melbourne stand after its glorious victory in Sydney last weekend? A: With just a single win or a 25% success rate and a lousy percentage to boot! In order to get into positive territory, the Demons therefore have to win their next three games and win them well. To remain there, they have to win all of the next four. Thankfully, those four games are all going to be played on home territory - the magnificent new look MCG - against the Kangaroos, Geelong, Fremantle and Hawthorn. Perhaps when the players have worked hard enough to achieve courageous wins in all four will I start thinking about handing out some light praise for their efforts. You see, I don't want my club to end up like the St. Kilda of old which was satisfied to merely enjoy the odd scraps that occasional victories can bring without tasting the golden nectar that only come from drinking out of a premiership cup. And that brings us to the rest of the season, which starts with Melbourne's first true home game for 2006 against the Kangaroos. As mentioned above, this is the first of four consecutive games at the home of football and provides the club with the perfect launching pad to recover ownership of this magnificent stadium we call our home. The 'Roos are in a trough and looking at the vision of them at training under Dean Laidley during the week and the body language wasn't all that flash. Melbourne will not want to take them lightly and despite their injury worries, the Demons have the depth and, on recent form, they also seem to have the opposition's measure. The inclusion of the in form pair of Holland and Bate along with Jamar and Moloney will add a touch of much needed freshness to the side. I'm hoping that the players won't be satisfied with their one week of glory under the Sydney sun and that they do exactly what is needed in the vital week after the glory - to win and win well. I'm tipping a margin of 55 points. MELBOURNE v KANGAROOS Where and when: MCG 2:10pm (AEST), Saturday 29 April 2006 TV & Radio: Channel 10 (Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Perth), Fox Footy (Adelaide), Triple M (Melbourne), ABC, 3AW Head to Head: Melbourne 59 Kangaroos 81 Drawn 1 Last Time They Met - Melbourne 17.14.116 d Kangaroos 11.14.80 Manuka Oval, Round 11, 2005. MELBOURNE B Miller Carroll Whelan HB Yze Rivers Brown C Green Bruce Sylvia HF Bate Robertson Davey F McDonald Holland Pickett Foll White Godfrey Johnstone I/C Bartram Jamar Moloney Wheatley Emergencies C Johnson Read Ward In Bate Jamar Holland Moloney Out P Johnson (shoulder) McLean (adductor) Neitz (hip flexor) Warnock New Matthew Bate (Eastern Ranges) KANGAROOS B Archer, Hay Pratt HB Brown, Perry Firrito C Sinclair, Harris B Rawlings HF Grant, Petrie Green F Co Jones Thompson Harding Foll Hale Harvey Simpson I/C Rocca Sansbury Wells Makepeace Emergencies LeCras Swallow Watt In Archer Out Trotter

by Scoop Junior Football is a game of momentum. When you have it, it is a stronger force than a dominant key forward, a determined midfielder or a rugged defender. Things seem to go your way – the bounce of the ball, crucial umpiring decisions, lack of injuries, etc. – and it becomes a driving force to win the match. On the other hand, when your opposition has the momentum, it is akin to swimming against a strong tide, as it seems that despite the effort put in, it will amount to nothing in the end. When Nick Davis took a few bounces and slotted through a goal in the third term to reduce the margin to under three goals, the crowd lifted and the momentum shifted heavily in the home side's favour. David Neitz, Brock McLean and Paul Johnson were out for the game and the only fit man on the bench was barely that, with Colin Sylvia having suffered some mild concussion earlier in the match. Sydney kicked a couple more quick ones and at three quarter time looked to be the team with all the momentum. But the Demons, a team often criticised (and justifiably so) for their inability to fight their way out of a rut and arrest the momentum did exactly that, silencing the home crowd to pull away to handy two-goal lead in a tight and torrid final term. To the Swans' credit, they too fought back and found themselves a goal down with roughly 10 minutes remaining in the match. What transpired in these last 10 minutes will long live in the memory of Demons fans. Neither side gave an inch as contest after contest resulted in much effort without much gain. With five minutes remaining, Jared Rivers was penalised for holding the ball (somewhat harshly considering the interpretation of holding the ball employed by the men in yellow during the match). Adam Schneider withdrew his hand in a bid to let the ball float over his head after Rivers threw it back to him. It was a con job and the umpire was sucked in completely, penalising the Demon 50 metres and in the process handing Sydney back the all-important momentum. As a Melbourne fan, you cannot be anything but pessimistic in such a situation. We have seen it all before – a questionable decision gifting the opposition a goal, injured players on the bench, vocal opposition support from the stands – and it seemed inevitable that the Swans would score again and steal the match. Well, these were my thoughts anyway and with the clock racing to 30 minutes (and no idea of how much time was left), it appeared that one more score, if there was still time, would settle it. But the Demons refused to roll over and accept a fourth straight defeat. They bravely held on as Sydney bombarded their attacking 50, not allowing the Swans to register a score. A Demons’ score seemed light years away, with Melbourne struggling to even get the ball inside 50. It was just excruciating sitting there, with the time clock ticking over 33 minutes. How long could the quarter go? The siren surely must be seconds away. Can we stop them scoring? But we want to score ourselves and not finish with a draw! It was almost too much to bear. Nathan Carroll laid a tremendous bump on Goodes to stop the Swan in his tracks. Against conventional wisdom, Melbourne managed to scrounge the ball forward, where an errant Ben Matthews handball was intercepted by Travis Johnstone, whose quick kick sent the ball within range for the Demons. I could just picture it: the siren finally sounds when we are so close to our goals, a drawn game, all that effort in vain…there’s the pessimism again! But time seemed to stand still as Nathan Brown's handball to Bruce set up the match-winning goal. Oh, the joy! The roar from the Melbourne section was not dissimilar to a late goal in a final at the MCG, as Demons fans jumped up and down in ecstasy with the team's first win on the cards. Still, though, the timekeepers had other ideas and the familiar Melbourne pessimism was almost justified as Sydney managed to create a last-ditch scoring chance. However, Nick Malceski's effort drifted wide of the goals and the Demons hung on to record one of their most memorable road wins. It really was a tremendous effort. The momentum was with Sydney and to be able to prevent them from scoring in the dying minutes and actually go down and kick a goal ourselves was testament to the character of the group on the day. Bruce again led the way for the Dees with an excellent game, while Byron Pickett stepped up in the midfield to fill the void left by McLean. His experience and attack on the footy was critical. Jeff White kicked two goals and out-pointed Darren Jolly in the ruck, Brad Green cut out the influence of Brett Kirk while James McDonald worked hard all day but let himself down with some wayward disposal. The defence was tremendous, with Brad Miller claiming Barry Hall’s scalp for the second year running, Carroll completely nullifying the dangerous Michael O'Loughlin, Jared Rivers providing plenty of assistance for his teammates with some terrific spoils and Matthew Whelan slowly returning to form as the match wore on. A win such as this can do wonders for a team's season. However, it must not be forgotten that Melbourne defeated Adelaide and Sydney early in the season last year only to fall away and be a shadow of the competitive, hungry and spirited side that it was early in 2005. The Demons have shown that they can match it with two of the better inside stoppage teams in the Swans and Crows, but this is nothing new as we have done so in the past. What we have not been able to do is sustain this intensity, spirit and determination over the course of a season. This is the key challenge that faces this football team. Put simply, anyone on their day can produce a spirited win…the key to being an elite team in the competition is to invoke the right attitude consistently over the course of the season. For the time being, though, let’s not take anything away from a truly memorable win that will no doubt go down as one of Melbourne's best in recent times. Melbourne 3.3.21 7.5.47 10.6.66 15.7.97 Sydney 4.2.26 6.6.42 9.10.64 13.14.92 Goals A Yze 3 C Bruce A Davey P Johnson J White 2 B McLean D Neitz B Pickett R Robertson Best B Pickett A Davey A Yze C Bruce J McDonald Injuries A Davey (finger) P Johnson (shoulder) B McLean (groin) D Neitz (hip) C Sylvia (concussion) Reports Nil Umpires M James M Ellis T Pannell Crowd 29,167 at SCG POST SCRIPT Anyone planning to go to Sydney in the future should definitely attend the NSW Demons pre-match brunch. It was very well organised and excellent to hear from Anthony Rock and Steve Harris. It is a great opportunity to meet Sydney-based Melbourne supporters and to basically talk "Demons" with fellow Melbourne supporters prior to the game. Well done NSW Demons!

by Barry from Beach Road The Sandringham Football Club is starting to make winning games at Chirnside Park a habit. Last year, the Zebras travelled there to take on Werribee at a time when they were clinging to a top four spot and they hit the home side hard early in the match before a stirring Tiger comeback almost stole the points away from them. Sunday's game followed almost the same script with Sandy quickly out of the blocks to lead by 19 points at quarter time and by 53 at the long break. After that, it was Werribee who fought hard to get back into the game but all to no avail - the Zebra lead was far too great and the resolve of the visitors was far too strong. Sandringham laid the foundation for its victory in the opening ten minutes when it won the early arm wrestle with its superlative defence taking complete control. Ben Holland was stationed at centre half back and he was in magnificent marking form helped by the fact that, although not a single Tiger forward could match him for height, the home side kept bombing the ball up in the air allowing him to put his considerable aerial talents on display. He was flanked by a dominant pair in Daniel Ward and Chris Johnson who ran through the defensive lines creating many attacks with their style and flair. In the last line of defence, Chris Lamb stopped anything that managed to get past the half back line and he was capably assisted by Ezra Poyas and Andy Biddlecombe. The team hardly missed the courage of skipper Chad Liddell at all after he was injured early in the game while performing his usual Anzac-like heroics in a pack. The midfield was dominated by Phil Read and Shannon Motlop. Read was tough and uncompromising while Motlop was ever so skilful and mesmerised the Werribee on ballers. They were well supported by Peter Summers, Matthew Bate, Nathan Jones, Shane Valenti and occasionally Guy Rigoni who together fed the forward line well, particularly in the first half. The ruck duels were also won by the Sandringham pair of Shane Neaves, who impressed with his bulk, size and marking on senior debut, and Nick Smith who played what was probably his best game in Sandringham colours (even if those colours were the alternative predominantly sky blue strip). Sandy also had a winning pair on the wings in David Gallagher and the super fast Simon Buckley while Daniel Hughes continued to impress on a flank. Nick Sautner was in his element early but finished with just three goals after being double-teamed for much of an unproductive second half. One of the highlights of the forward line was the athleticism and mobility of Lynden Dunn at half forward. The youngster kicked two goals and was responsible for a few more as he often ran rings around the opposition defenders. Werribee counter attacked strongly when kicking with the aid of the breeze in the third quarter and scored four goals in the opening five minutes to cut Sandy's lead in half before the Zebras again regrouped and managed to stave off any further Tiger advances thanks again to that resolute defence. The last quarter remained a battle of the defences and, although it was Werribee that was finishing the better, Sandringham never looked in real danger and ran out 19-point winners. If there was one concern, it was described by coach Mark Williams who said after the game that "we ran out of legs a bit in the end." It was pleasing however, that for the most part, the team managed to control the play on a ground the size of Chirnside Park and one that is widely regarded as a graveyard for visiting teams. That is clearly no longer the case where Sandringham is concerned and I reflected on this on my way out of the ground recalling that a little way down the road, down at the Werribee zoo, there is a herd of zebra who happily roam the wide open spaces and, if they could talk, they would also call this place home. NICK SAUTNER Congratulations to Nick Sautner who played his 175th VFL match in this game and thereby earned a well deserved Life Membership of the VFL. Sautner has played in Sandringham's last four premierships (1997, 200, 2004-5) and won the Frosty Miller Medal as leading goal kicker in the competition six times in a row from 1999-2004. After being restricted with injury for much of 2005 he worked hard over the pre season and has returned looking superbly fit recording 14 goals in the opening three rounds. HOW THE DEMONS FARED - with thanks to Axis of Bob (formerly known as Spunjy) Matthew Bate - just went this week and was nowhere near the damaging player he has been in recent games. He used the ball pretty well, but just didn't get a hell of a lot of it. Looked dangerous when he went forward. Simon Buckley - again, didn't get a great deal of it, but he is a beautiful kick and is genuinely good on both sides of the body. In fact, it's unusual to see a late developer who is such a skilled player on both sides. Lynden Dunn - keeps getting better. Was on Bulldog listed player McGuinness in the first half and killed him (especially in the 2nd quarter). McGuinness was good when moved forward after half time, and Dunn got another Bulldog in Garth who was a stronger body. Dunn ran him and beat him on the lead many times, but Garth was better one on one. He has now become the Sandy CHF, after spending his past games as a bench/forward pocket. Ben Holland - you would think they'd learn after he took his first 10 marks, but still Werribee kept kicking the ball long to him and he kept on marking the pill. He would have had about 15 marks for the game, I'd guess. Used the ball well, too. Definitely BOG. Daniel Hughes - didn't do a great deal although he won more of the ball one the ground than he usually does, which is a real positive for him. Kicked a goal. Chris Johnson - excellent game from Chris. Took some good marks, was strong at the ball and used it so well off half back. A very promising game in that the style of game he played was a strong defensive game which included him winning a lot of the ball, rather than solely an attacking game. Impressive. Nathan Jones - struggled to really get into the game. Obviously a good player, and is doing some good things, but just not enough. I suppose I'm rating him hard because I do rate him, but he's not quite up to promotion yet. Shannon Motlop - a quality player at this level. Steps this way, that way, spins, then runs away once his pursuers trip over themselves. Was especially good in the first half (as it was with most Sandy players) where his creativity helped break up the play. Shane Neaves - I liked his game. Looks to be better around the ground and took some strong grabs, including one that resulted in a goal. Tap work was good and I think it was a good step into VFL football for him. Phil Read - started like a house on fire with his attack on the ball and clean hands. Was especially effective in the first quarter where Sandy had the ascendancy going into a stiff breeze. Faded towards the end of the game. Nick Smith - with PJ out, and Neaves still young, he played a lot of his time in the ruck. When he did he was excellent, with good tap work and did very well around the ground. Took marks and read the play very well. Daniel Ward - played a typical Wardy VFL game. Played, more or less, on the wings where he used his obvious pace advantage and was good. Sandringham 4.4.28 9.9.63 12.10.82 12.13.85 Werribee 1.3.9 1.4.10 6.9.45 9.12.66 Goals Sautner 3 Dunn 2 Bate Holland Hughes Neaves Read Summers Ward Best Holland Biddlecombe C Johnson Motlop Ward Smith Reported D Gallagher (Sandringham) striking LADDER W L D FOR AGST % PTS N. BALLARAT 3 0 0 394 242 162.8 12 SANDRINGHAM 3 0 0 329 204 161.3 12 N'THERN BULLANTS 2 0 0 187 122 153.3 8 TASMANIA 2 1 0 286 219 130.6 8 WILLIAMSTOWN 2 1 0 255 249 102.4 8 WERRIBEE 1 2 0 333 295 112.9 4 FRANKSTON 1 1 0 205 184 111.4 4 COBURG TIGERS 1 2 0 301 284 106.0 4 CASEY SCORPIONS 1 1 0 165 205 80.5 4 PORT MELBOURNE 1 2 0 290 362 80.1 4 GEELONG 1 2 0 282 353 79.9 4 BOX HILL HAWKS 0 3 0 203 325 62.5 0 BENDIGO BOMBERS 0 3 0 237 423 56.0 0 SANDY RESERVES HOLD ON by The Zebra A six goal opening quarter highlighted by a strong performance at centre half forward from Michael Newton helped Sandringham reserves to take a 35 point lead into the first break at Chirnside Park on Sunday. While Werribee bounced back with the aid of the wind in the second term the home side was never able to bridge the gap and Sandy held them off in the last quarter to record a 10 point win and reclaim a place in the top five after last week's disappointment at the hands of Box Hill. Marc Johnston again played a fine game on the ball and he had plenty of helpers in the form of the busy Andrew Fleming, Daniel Corp and Leigh Fletcher. Mark Gibb was again solid in defence which was aided by a very solid performance from Heath Neville who looks to be going places in football. Steven Ott did a sterling job in the ruck while Vaughn Evans made a pleasing return after a long lay off with injury. The reserves take on Frankston this Sunday in what will be a tough test against a team that handed them a flogging a Frankston City Oval early in the practice match series. The young Zebras will be out to show they have improved greatly on that performance. HOW THE DEMONS FARED - with thanks to Axis of Bob (formerly known as Spunjy) Daniel Bell - only played the first half, but looked good throughout. Was involved in some strong contests and I hope he has pulled up OK. Jace Bode - also only played the first half. Some smart bits of play playing mainly half back/half forward. I don't know if the rest was preplanned or injury related, however he didn't appear to come off injured. Andre Gianfagna - played like a left footed wingman, but showed more strength at the ball than he has in the past. Very neat left foot kick and used his pace to wheel onto to it and out of trouble on many occasions. Was very important late in the game with his running through the middle. Heath Neville - this was the first time I've seen him and he was very strong, with clean hands and excellent overhead. Still looks to be working his way into the game after a long layoff and came off with cramp late, before taking a strong mark up forward upon his return to the field. Looks to be a leader too. Michael Newton - I was very impressed in that he now looks to be a real go to player. Last year he just floated in and out of the play, but is now presenting hard and commanding the ball. Kicked goals, but missed a lot of shots finishing with 4 goals 6 (after 1.5 last week) but some were from difficult angles and a long way out. Executed a couple of quality smothers and chases and can't be too far away from a promotion on that form he showed. One thing that still irks me is that he can drift off after making an effort and watch the play, which seems to be more of a concentration thing - but he's improving. Sandringham 6.2.38 7.7.49 11.13.79 12.16.88 Werribee 0.3.3 4.6.30 7.9.51 11.12.78 Goals Newton 4 Fleming Mentiplay 2 Bell Corp Semmel Turcarelli Best Johnston Neville Corp Newton Fleming Fletcher Reported Kris Thompson (Werribee) wrestling Michael Newton (Sandringham) wrestling LADDER W L D FOR AGST % PTS WILLIAMSTOWN 2 0 0 289 65 444.6 8 FRANKSTON 2 0 0 258 86 300.0 8 CASEY SCORPIONS 2 0 0 205 184 111.4 8 BOX HILL HAWKS 2 1 0 304 287 105.9 8 SANDRINGHAM 2 1 0 257 263 97.7 8 N'THERN BULLANTS 1 1 0 185 181 102.2 4 WERRIBEE 1 2 0 286 319 89.7 4 COBURG TIGERS 1 2 0 280 353 79.3 4 BENDIGO BOMBERS 1 2 0 226 330 68.5 4 PORT MELBOURNE 0 2 0 165 223 74.0 0 N. BALLARAT 0 3 0 176 340 51.8 0

by Whispering Jack I hope nobody misinterprets what I am about to say but my first thought when I heard about David Neitz and his hip injury was that it could not have come at a worse time for the club and it's long serving skipper. However, the second thought was that the injury could be a blessing in disguise for the club after a disappointing opening month to season 2006. Now, before you start heaping abuse upon me, let me say that I'm never pleased when a player suffers an injury, let alone when the player is the captain who is about to break some long standing club records. The injury is compounded by the fact that it is one of a spate of injuries the club is presently experiencing and which have contributed to the disruption of the early part of this season. Further, Neita's injury would have to be particularly painful for a bloke who sat in the stands and watched helplessly as his club failed dismally in both of its recent finals campaigns, frustrated by such tragic ends to years that promised so much but left us all unfulfilled. Apparently, the hip flexor injury is not as bad as it looked at half time yesterday and the news is that the skipper will be back within a couple of weeks. Hopefully, by then he'll be moving on freely in the direction of some well earned club records and personal milestones and to the well deserved accolades he will most certainly will receive at some stage down the track this season. In the meantime, there's no use crying over spilt milk. You simply can't afford to do that when you're sitting on 1-3 after the first month of the season. There's no option but to get on with it and to accentuate the positive after the team's first win for 2006. The likely absence, even for two weeks, of the club's captain and full forward does raise a few issues and I'll look at two of them here. 1. LEADERSHIP The debate has been raging around the Melbourne Football Club for a few years. Who will take over the leadership reins when the record breaking Neitz era comes to an end? There was a time when Adem Yze and Jeff White were the next likely leaders but a new leadership group emerged over the off season with Russell Robertson leading the running just ahead of a couple of maturing players in Cameron Bruce and Brad Green. Then there is an even younger still candidate in Brad Miller. Until yesterday, all of the talk was academic but if Neitz is to miss the next two or three weeks through injury, there will be opportunities for the remaining members of the leadership group to test their mettle. My personal preference is for Cameron Bruce to be given the opportunity to lead the side in the skipper's absence and for Robbo, whose output has been reduced by his own niggling worries this year, to concentrate on returning to his very best on the Demon forward line. The main advantages in having Bruce as an on field leader is firstly, that he is in top form and would be leading the club’s best and fairest award with daylight second at this stage and secondly, he plays in the midfield. The latter consideration should not be underestimated in today's football. The problem with having a full forward as your on field leader is that when the team's in trouble, it's difficult for the skipper to inspire if he's anchored in the forward line when he's really needed much further afield. 2. THE FORWARD LINE From the opening bounce of the 2006 season, Melbourne's forward line has failed to live up to expectations. With Neita and Robbo down on form, the team has struggled to kick winning totals and, after four rounds has yet to top the 100 point mark. The skipper's four goal haul at Carrara has been the most goals scored by a Demon in any one game. Most of the club's scores seem to have been scrounged around in individual efforts and, whilst it’s good to spread the goal scoring around, there’s definitely been a problem with the team’s forward half – it just hasn't been playing with the confidence and purpose of the first half of 2005 when Robbo and Yze were dangerous, Ben Holland, Miller and Neitz provided great tall man presence and Aaron Davey was causing havoc at their feet. The loss of the skipper now forces the coaching panel to recast the forward line. Ben Holland is likely to return this week after showing some good form at Sandringham but the selectors may also bring some younger talent into the mix as well. A different approach to both the leadership and forward line set up and some fresh new faces might be the very thing the club needs to build up the inspiration of its thrilling Anzac Round victory and to shrug off its indifferent start to the new football season.

by The Oracle I'm sick and tired of having to live up to my name by making predictions about the Melbourne Football Club. The Demons are simply unpredictable - even for someone of my status. Who knows which Melbourne is going to turn up at the SCG this week? Your guess is probably as good as mine so rather than bore you with all kinds of yadda yadda about how Melbourne might perform against the reigning premiers on Sunday I thought I would go through the club's entire list to see where each individual is standing at the present moment. Perhaps that might provide an insight into what's what at Demonland. So here goes: - BARTRAM, Clint – AFL 3 games, 1 goal - started his career well as a tagger BATE, Matthew – VFL 2 games, 2 goals – two totally dominant games with Sandringham are surely enough to ensure that this youngster makes his debut on Sunday at the SCG BELL, Daniel – missed out with groin injury that doesn't want to go away BIZZELL, Clint - out with a calf injury and keeps failing the test BODE, Jace ® - VFL Reserves 1 game, 0 goals – came back from last week with an injured knee and impressed BROWN, Nathan - AFL 2 games, 2 goals, VFL 1 game 2 goals – punished with demotion after an ordinary opening but did his penance with Sandy and came back strongly last week at Carrara BRUCE, Cameron – AFL 3 games, 5 goals – stellar start to the season and easily Melbourne's best so far BUCKLEY, Simon – VFL 2 games, 1 goal – missed much of the pre season but has impressed in the VFL with his pace and skills CARROLL, Nathan – AFL 3 games, 1 goal – has had some tough assignments to date and just going at full back DAVEY, Aaron – AFL 3 games, 5 goals – started the season like a house on fire with the first two goals of the game against Carlton but has only shown flashes since then DUNN, Lynden – VFL 2 games, 4 goals – showing a great deal of promise alongside the KPP's at Sandy FERGUSON, Ryan – AFL 2 games, 0 goals – will miss most of the first half of the season with that ribs and lung injury sustained in round 2 at the Telstra Dome GIANFAGNA, Andre ® - VFL Reserves 2 game, 1 goal – very much an outside player with great pace and pressing for senior selection at Sandringham GODFREY, Simon - VFL 2 games, 2 goals – a shock call up to the AFL this week after some uninspiring form with the Zebras. It's a mystery how has made it but the coach has something in mind - no doubt! GREEN, Brad – AFL 3 games, 1 goal – worked hard in every game and in the best players each week HOLLAND, Ben - VFL 1 game 0 goals, VFL Reserves 1 game 2 goals – in line for his second promotion in consecutive weeks after starting the season kicking off the dew at TBO on comeback from injury. Did well last week at CHB HUGHES, Daniel ® - VFL 1 game 1 goal, VFL Reserves 1 game 3 goals – a jumping jack whose strong marking is creating an impression in his first rookie season JAMAR, Mark – AFL 3 games, 1 goal – has been kept in the background as Jeff White’s understudy in the ruck. Out his week with a plantar fascia strain in his foot JOHNSON, Chris – AFL 1 game 0 goals – played against the Bulldogs and was taken to Carrara as an emergency last week. Now back with the Zebras for some game time. JOHNSON, Paul – AFL 1 game 0 goals, VFL 2 games 0 goals – unimpressive in the opening round loss to Carlton but has fought his way back with some good form at Zebraland JOHNSTONE, Travis – AFL 3 games, 1 goal – not anywhere his best of last year JONES, Nathan - VFL 2 games, 1 goal – looks a good prospect as a hard at it inside midfielder still getting a grounding in the game at VFL level MCDONALD, James – AFL 3 games, 0 goals – hardworking but unspectacular MCLEAN, Brock - AFL 2 games, 0 goals – retuning after an injury plagued pre season, he was quite impressive against the Crows. Could be the one to reinvigorate the midfield MILLER, Brad – AFL 3 games, 1 goal - moving from CHF to CHB without showing any of the attributes that had many talking of him as a future captain in the last couple of years MOLONEY, Brent – AFL 2 games, 1 goal – injury problems persisted through the pre season and a question mark over his fitness remains MOTLOP, Shannon – AFL 1 game, 0 gaols – promising pre season but seems to have lost form NEAVES, Shane ® - VFL RESERVES 2 games, 0 goals – gets his call up to VFL senior ranks to cover P Johnson’s promotion to the AFL NEITZ, David - AFL 3 games, 7 goals – a welcome return to the goalkicking list last week but still a fair way from top form NEVILLE, Heath – VFL Reserves 1 game, 0 goals – first game after missing the entire pre season with OP. Difficult to assess on limited time at this level NEWTON, Michael – VFL Reserves 2 games, 1 goal – only making slow inroads at this early stage of his career. Kicked 1.5 from CHF last week NICHOLSON, Alistair – VFL 1 game, 0 goals – missed last week with injury and has failed to impress to date PICKETT, Byron – AFL 3 games, 0 goals – slowly starting to show some of the form that made him such a feared opponent in the past READ, Phillip – VFL 2 games, 1 goal – concussed last week at Box Hill RIVERS, Jared - AFL 1 game, 0 goals, VFL 1 game, 0 goals – stepped back into the breach at CHB last week with an excellent first up display ROBERTSON, Russell - AFL 3 games, 6 goals – hampered by an injured knee and nowhere near his best of 2005 SMITH, Nicholas - VFL 2 games, 2 goals – not impressing in the VFL but moved to CHB this week SYLVIA, Colin – AFL 3 games, 2 goals – starting to show glimpses of the form that made him such a highly rated recruit a couple of years back WARD, Daniel – AFL 3 games, 0 goals – only so so WARNOCK, Matthew ® – AFL 1 game, 0 goals – surprise selection in defence last week after five weeks out with a thumb injury. Acquitted himself well on Trent Hentschell WHEATLEY, Paul - AFL 2 games, 0 goal – has been adequate since missing the first round with injury WHELAN, Matthew - AFL 3 games, 0 goals – our underrated star hasn’t shown his best yet WHITE, Jeff – AFL 3 games, 1 goal – no longer dominant as a ruckman YZE, Adem – AFL 3 games, 1 goal – struggling to get back to his best form I hope that it hasn't escaped anybody that there is a fair number of players on the club's list who have been afflicted either during the pre season or the season proper with some form of injury. There have been a few cases of the dreaded OP, a couple of minor breaks, lots of niggling ailments and nothing major other than Fergs' predicament (that's if you don't call OP "major" – which it clearly is in the case of an important youngster like Belly). Hopefully, these things will settle down, the team will start winning and maybe the situation can become a plus later in the season when players might otherwise become a bit weary after a long hard grind of a year. That's me wearing my rose coloured glasses again. So on to the game … SYDNEY v MELBOURNE THE TEAMS SYDNEY B: Barry Richards Schneider HB: Mathews Roberts-Thomson C Bolton C: J Bolton Kirk Crouch HF: O'Keefe Hall Goodes F: Williams O'Loughlin N Davis FOLL: Jolly Ablett McVeigh I/C (from): Buchanan Chambers Dempster Fosdike Kennelly Malceski Moore IN: Kennelly Dempster Moore MELBOURNE B: Wheatley Carroll Whelan HB: Yze Rivers Brown C: Green McDonald Sylvia HF: Robertson Miller Davey F: Bruce Neitz McLean FOLL: White Godfrey Johnstone I/C (from): P Johnson Pickett Bartram Holland Warnock Ward Bate IN: Godfrey P Johnson Holland Bate OUT: Jamar (foot - plantar fascia strain) NEW: Matthew Bate (Eastern Ranges) Where & When: SCG, 1.15pm, Sunday 23 April. TV & Radio: Channel 9 (Melbourne, Adelaide, Sydney, Brisbane), Fox Footy (WA), 3AW, Triple M (Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide), ABC Radio Head to Head: Played - 192, Sydney: 101, Melbourne: 90, Drawn: 1 Last Time they met: Sydney 16.8.104 defeated Melbourne 11.12.78 in Round 16, 2005, at Telstra Dome The betting: Sydney $1.45, Melbourne $2.55 My Tip This clash pits two of last year's finalists who have won only one game between them. Sydney's win was last week at the Telstra Dome against Carlton which beat Melbourne at the same venue a fortnight earlier. That is not necessarily a good guide however, because the Blues had Waite missing last week and Lappin was injured early. Those two were stars against Melbourne while the Demons are starting to also get their act together in terms of form and personnel. Melbourne's form wasn't all that bad last week against one of the premiership favourites. I expect the Demons to rebound from their poor start to the season with a narrow victory, even on foreign soil of Sydney. What the heck? Melbourne by 8 points

by Barry from Beach Road Sandringham's super start to 2006 continued when the team travelled to Box Hill City Oval on Sunday where it recorded an emphatic 37 point victory over the Box Hill Hawks in a match highlighted by yet another magnificent team effort from the reigning premiers. The opposition was coming off a poor start to the season against the Seagulls in Round 1 and was not widely considered as a potential force in the competition but this was still a danger game for the Zebras because it's early in the season, anything can happen and besides, they don't often come away from this venue with an easy victory. And so it was that Box Hill gave them a run for their money early and even when the visitors gained the ascendancy on the scoreboard they were made to work hard for a win that was set up by a seven goal performance from the new look super slim Nick Sautner at full forward. The Zebra midfield dominated for most of the day with Peter Summers starring. He was well backed up by a bevy of midfielders in Phil Read (until half time), Nathan Jones, the evergreen Guy Rigoni and a couple of rookie Zebras from the Dragons in Shane Valenti and Andrew Fleming and occasionally Demon hard nut Simon Godfrey. Ruckman Paul Johnson had a tough assignment against the Box Hill rucks but he applied himself to the task. Whilst he may not have won the overall ruck duels, he was far too mobile around the ground for the Box Hill beanpoles Max Bailey and Simon Taylor. Once again, the back half was awesome. Chris Lamb (full back) and Ben Holland (centre half back) led a defensive group that set up a seemingly impenetrable barrier to their goal. And they had quality back up support in the guise of Chad Liddell, Andy Biddlecombe, Ezra Poyas and the likes of Matthew Bate who drifted back and forward and was in sensational form as he picked up kicks at will throughout the game. Bate linked up well through the midfield and his performance was a most impressive display for a teenager. While Sautner was the star of the forward line, he also had plenty of helpers. Rod Crowe was solid and creative as usual and Lynden Dunn showed that he is beginning to exert his presence at this level. Danny Hughes received a late call up for the game with the withdrawals of Demons Brent Moloney and Alistair Nicholson and he acquitted himself well, taking some strong marks in a good all round display. Sandringham coasted in the end to retain top spot on the VFL ladder but this coming Sunday will face a much more difficult foe at Chirnside Park in the replay of the 2005 Grand Final. The Werribee Tigers have been waiting a long time for this game and Sandy will need to be on its mettle to make it three wins in a row. HOW THE DEMONS FARED - with thanks to Fan and friends Matthew Bate - quite frankly stunned that the kid wasn't named in the best players. He must have had 25+ possessions, ran very well, won contested ball, read it very well coming into the backline and ran forward to kick a goal at one stage. His kicking today was better with some really good long kicks but with the occasional clanger in there. Must also be close to getting a game up in Sydney. Simon Buckley - this kid has terrific kicking skills on both sides and used the ball pretty well when he got it. A bit like Adem Yze in that he is very much an outside player but one to watch in the future. Lynden Dunn - put in some really encouraging cameos as he showed us some strings to his bow. He was very quick today on a couple of occasions. Ran someone down from 20 metres, lead strongly and showed good hands below his knees. If he develops the skills he showing at this level, then he could well be the future replacement for Neita. In the last quarter, when the game was as good as over, he took a pack mark, spun out of the pack, ran forward and kick a lovely goal. It was reminiscent of The Ox in full flight (however, I'm not making any comparison beyond that one bit of play). Write him down in your little black book: my interest is moving towards enthusiasm. Simon Godfrey - just went and you would really expect more from him at this level. Ben Holland - big Benny would not be far away from AFL selection. He was very good at CHB taking Doyle out of the game. Marked well, kicked well and ran out the game well. He could almost be a Nicho replacement down back playing on the bigger forwards. Danny Hughes - a Lynden Dunn look alike who can take a real high grab. Worth persevering with at this level. Paul Johnson - one of the most skillful midfielders on the ground, but in the air he's inept and was probably beaten in the ruck by Taylor. His field kicking was just great, he found the ball well, he held good marks on his own and his ball handling was very good. He does the little man things well, and on Sunday he did them better than ever before. If he learns to mark we have a special item but there's a big question mark over that! Nathan Jones - started forward and was busy early without being damaging. Knows how to position himself but still looks a fair way off AFL standard on his performance against the Hawks. He really faded out late in the game which was disappointing as the Zebras were running all over Box Hill. Shannon Motlop - disappointing and hardly sighted. Pity after such a promising pre season. Phil Read - very good in the first half but sat out the second with concussion. Nick Smith: One pack mark and goal. Some simple dropped marks both overhead and chest. Some poor kicking and a pretty under whelming performance. Is struggling to make it. Sandringham 2.3.15 9.4.58 11.5.71 16.8.104 Box Hill Hawks 2.2.14 4.7.31 6.10.46 9.13.67 Goals Sautner 7 Dunn 2 Bate Crowe Gallagher Hughes Jones Read Smith Best Holland Biddlecombe Lamb Sautner Johnson Summers RESERVES LACK SPARK by the Zebra There were some high expectations of the reserves after last week's strong performance against Port Melbourne but the young Zebras were well beaten over most of the ground against a committed Box Hill reserves combination which held control of the midfield duels throughout. Sandy was probably a little unsettled by losing some of last week's better players to the senior team but that is what club football is all about. Those coming into the side must stand up and fill the breach when that happens. Full forward Tom Mentiplay, who starred last week, was well covered while Michael Newton, who was lively at centre half forward, let himself and the team down with his inaccuracy in kicking for goal. With little drive in the middle and the forwards down, Sandy was forced on the defensive and struggled, going down by 57 points. Marc Johnston and Leigh Fletcher battled manfully in the midfield while Demon rookie, Jace Bode showed some form down back but overall it was a disappointing performance. The team will have to regroup for what is expected to be a tough battle against Werribee at Chirnside Park this week. HOW THE DEMONS FARED Jace Bode - a player with a bit of a future who worked hard and showed definite skills. Andre Gianfagna - showed glimpses of form in midfield Shane Neaves - worked hard in the ruck but still very raw Heath Neville - has missed the entire pre season with OP and this was his first appearance for the year. Promising but understandably needed a run and played less than three full quarters. Michael Newton - presented out well and pulled in some good grabs but his kicking was way off. He finished with 1 goal 5 behinds. Sandringham 2.2.14 3.4.22 3.7.25 7.9.51 Box Hill Hawks 2.4.16 6.10.46 9.10.64 16.12.108 Goals Johnston 2 Gulliver Mentiplay Newton Paule Taranto Best Gibb Newton Hall Ott Corp Fletcher SANDRINGHAM FOOTBALL CLUB PLAYER AUCTION The Sandringham players invite everyone down to the Zeb Bar and Function Centre (Social Club) for the 2006 Player Auction. 20th OF MAY 2006 - Sandringham Football Club & Social Club PLAYER GROUPS AUCTIONED WEEKLY CASH PRIZES WON FOR BEST ON GROUND PERFORMANCES: Seniors $200 Reserves $100 DOORS OPEN AT 7 p.m. WITH THE FIRST AUCTION AT 7.30 p.m. $5 ENTRY FEE; NIBBLES AND ENTERTAINMENT PROVIDED

by Whispering Jack There was something different about yesterday's game at Carrara. This time the Demons stood up for themselves after looking as if they were down and out. Gorn! But this time, they didn't meekly accept defeat as they could easily have done when almost six goals down five minutes before half time. Indeed, they went from being the hunted to the hunter in the course of a little over an hour of football – one of the first positive signs from the club for season 2006. The Demons started brightly enough and held an early lead kicking into the wind but the they soon found themselves in what had become an all too familiar role of late - caught gazing at the bright lights of the deer hunting Crows who for 20 minutes could do no wrong as they punished the dazed, confused and immobile prey with five unanswered goals to take an almost inexorable grip on the first game for AFL points at Carrara in over a decade. Melbourne can be thankful for the return of Jared Rivers who was in everything and who, along with Cam Bruce, Brock McLean and Nathan Brown, appeared to be the only Demons who were not bedazzled early in the game by Adelaide's bright spotlights. I should add here that when I say the Crows "could do no wrong", I meant it in every way possible. Even the umpires appeared to be in the spotlight of the Crows' first quarter spell, twice missing obvious Adelaide infringements in packs that resulted in snap goals that should never have been allowed. I don't often bash the maggots but, given the five point result, a later decision forcing Travis Johnstone to play on and kick hurriedly for an out of bounds on the full because the ball had allegedly not travelled 15 metres had to take the cake away - even from the goal umpires who were similarly blinded by the light. But don't get me wrong. The umpires weren't responsible for Melbourne's predicament. It was the Demons themselves who gave away those easy goals early in the piece, who had not a clue what to do when the ball was in their hands, who went backwards and across the ground who kicked short to a one on one contest and who simply made life easy for the likes of Brett Burton and Andrew McLeod by giving them the latitude to wreak their havoc and destruction. The second quarter was a little better but the Demons blew it when they failed to go on the attack and defended far too loosely allowing Adelaide three quick unanswered goals in mid term. However, a late run of three goals in the minutes before the main break gave Melbourne a glimmer of hope. And it could well have been a turning point for the season. Melbourne's hopes were lifted further when they worked hard to prevent the Crows from running away with the game with the aid of the wind advantage in the third quarter. Paul Wheatley tightened up in defence and there seemed to be more purpose and thought in what the Demons were doing and how they went about doing it. This was helped by the continuing good form of Bruce, a solid improved performance from the skipper (after dropping the now mandatory sitter in the first quarter), and the arrival of McLean in the midfield after an injury riddled pre season. This led to a stirring final quarter revival in which Melbourne fell at the last by a mere fingertip after Aaron Davey's shot from 50 metres seemingly went through the goals but was paid a point. As I said above, I don't blame the umpires. Melbourne lost it in the first half when the Adelaide midfield took control, notwithstanding the work of Bruce and McLean. If only the selectors had been brave enough to gamble on the youthful enthusiasm of Matthew Bate (who killed them again in the VFL) and Nathan Jones. If only, they had faith in our youth then we might be able to build on the gains achieved in the second half at Carrara. If not.... At least there is now a glimmer of hope. The Demons might have run out of time and luck at the end but, they now have a springboard from which to attack the rest of the season. As long as they don't keep shooting themselves in the foot. When the game was over, Neale Daniher said, "A lot of our wounds were self-inflicted." An enlightened statement, indeed. Melbourne 2.0.12 9.5.59 10.9.69 14.13.97 Adelaide 6.5.41 11.6.72 14.10.94 15.12.102 Goals Neitz 4 Bruce 3 Brown 2 Davey Johnstone Miller Robertson Yze Best Bruce Brown Rivers Pickett McLean Green Umpires M Stevic S McLaren S Jeffery Crowd 8258 at Carrara Stadium, Gold Coast

by the Oracle I love cliches but I'm becoming a bit like the late Samuel Goldwyn who once complained he was sick of hearing the same old cliches; he wanted to hear some new ones. So this is my assault on the time honoured one about a week being a long time in football. A week? Let's forget "week" and concentrate on "year". At this time last year, the Demons were riding high. I remember it well. A Friday night at the MCG and the opposition was the team from down at Sleepy Hollow on the other end of the Princes Highway. Melbourne gave that mob a touch up to the tune of 48 points and, at the end of the round was sitting on top of the ladder. Undefeated after three rounds and with a percentage of 151.3. Where were the Cats who are currently riding the crest of a wave and seemingly invincible at this stage of the journey? They sat in 10th spot with one win, the same number as St. Kilda which had a lower percentage and in 12th place. The Crows and Sydney had two wins each and were sitting fourth and fifth. Sydney lost its next three matches and by round 6 was 2-4, playing "ugly" and 12th on the ladder. Twelve months earlier, the Cats lost their first three games and were last with a percentage of 59.5. Yet they recovered to make it to a top four berth and a narrow preliminary final loss to Brisbane. We all know what the ugly Swans did in 2005. A year ago, Cameron Bruce was on fire. A best on ground display against the Cats had him as favourite for the Brownlow. We didn't know it at the time but he had already polled 8 Brownlow votes - a fair launching board for any player with aspirations for the highest individual award in the game. As it happened, the wheels fell off for him in the first 30 seconds of round four when he was pole axed (fair tackle?) by Brent Guerra who had one object in mind. The Demons lost for the first time in 2005, Bruce missed a month and a half, never returned to his previous stellar form and was injured again later in the season. Melbourne recovered but stuttered badly through some games it should have won (Hawthorn and Fremantle on the MCG) but still sat at an impressive nine wins and three losses by the end of the Queens Birthday Round. This left the Demons second only to West Coast, their opponents for Round 13. Along the way, they beat the ultimate premiers by 34 points on the SCG as well as the end of season ladder leaders Adelaide by 24 points on the MCG. Both of these games were tight dour struggles. A win over the Kangaroos at Manuka by 36 points was equally impressive while a 57 point demolition of Richmond at the Dome wasn't bad either as the Tigers were on a roll at the time. The aforesaid Queens Birthday party win over the Magpies by 45 points with Adem Yze rampant was a real special. The Demons were winning respect in the football world and a good indicator of this was a Fox Footy Viewer Poll taken the night after that game which showed the club had the best midfield in the competition according to those who voted on the White Line Fever programme. Better than the midfield of the Eagles! Looking back on those heady days, it's hard to believe that the Demons are now second last as they go into round three. In the thirteen games since that victory over Collingwood, they have won only three (by an average of five points each) and have suffered a number of crushing losses. That spiral into freefall has been well documented. When it happened, we put it down partly to injury and the constant travel to interstate venues (four times in 6 rounds) and the mini revival late in the season gave us some fresh hope for a better 2006. So did the fact that the team had an almost 100% fit list going through the summer pre season months. Well, that's in the past now and the start to 2006 has been so demoralizing. But look at what beckons over the coming weeks! This Sunday, it's Adelaide at Carrara (our home game thanks to the Commonwealth Games) and the following week, it's the Swans in Sydney. The big question now is whether the Dees can find new legs and grow new wings, and find new inspiration where there has been precious little over the past fortnight? How on earth can they make this recovery against a team that ran rings around them only a month ago in the semi-final of the nab cup - especially in the last half of that game when they were held to a meagre three points and ran around AAMI Stadium like headless chooks? There are, of course, numerous precedents for massive turn arounds in form, some of which have been alluded to above. In Melbourne's case we need only look at the start to 2004 when the team staggered through the season opener against Hawthorn and lost by a massive 49 points. Skipper David Neitz spent most of that afternoon immobile masquerading as a wooden Indian in the Demon forward line, the midfield was slaughtered and the defence leaked like a sieve. Six days later, against Richmond, a new Melbourne emerged. Neitz kicked nine goals straight, Brad Miller stood tall at CHF, the midfield reigned supreme and Alistair Nicholson (bless his heart) tore Richo to shreds at full back. Had it been a horse race, they would have called in the stewards and the result would have made the Cole Enquiry look like a Sunday school picnic. Later on that year, Melbourne, sitting on 10 wins and 3 defeats travelled to the City of Churches to take on a dispirited Adelaide (4-9) for Neil Craig's first gig as coach after Garry Ayres had been summarily dismissed. Who would have predicted the final score line of 22.13.145 to 10.13.73 in favour of the Crows? A 12-goal flogging! Back in the present, it's a bit too early to see what the Melbourne brains trust has in store for the Crows but there are signs that the defence is going to get a major overhaul this week with Jared Rivers and Nathan Brown returning and Matthew Warnock making his debut after a month on the sidelines with a broken thumb. This is a courageous piece of selection as the Demons looked as if they ran out of puff after half time against the Doggies. To bring in a bloke who has missed five weeks is a bit of a risk in those circumstances, but we know that Warnock can add a bit of height and dash - and he's not short on enthusiasm either. And on the subject of dash, one would haved hoped for the inclusion of Matthew Bate in final selection because he's done enough to deserve it. Unfortunately, the selectors thought otherwise and went with the old and the slow. This just proves the coaching mindset that for Melbourne a victory can only be eked out if its core players start firing some shots. It would be nice to see Neitz taking some grabs again instead of allowing the ball to bounce freely out of his hands when going for marks. Perhaps a bit more pace on a lead and some better placement from players further afield might help. So would some better accuracy from his kicks inside 50 metres. It would also be nice to see Brad Miller settle down at centre half forward instead of going down back where he has floundered so far this year. Likewise better form from Jeff White, a return of the Davey dazzle and the Johnstone magic, the Robbo zest, enthusiasm and high marking (he hasn't gotten off the ground yet this season), some of the toughness Byron Pickett used to display when he was against us, a bit of Matty Whelan courage and dash and could new dad Adem Yze please play as he did a year ago or better still, four year's ago? For heaven's sake, the whole team has been relying too heavily thus far on two players - Cameron Bruce and Colin Sylvia - without them things would have been even more ugly to date. And that's the key. The Demons have had too many passengers, too many individual efforts and far too few hard workers in their opening games. When they travel to Carrara for Easter they must surely know that they can turn things around only by performing at their best and as a team. A week or a year may be a long time, but in football there is always some chance of redemption for the players if they want it bad enough. MELBOURNE v ADELAIDE THE TEAMS MELBOURNE B Wheatley Carroll Whelan HB Warnock Rivers Ward C Green McDonald Bartram HF Robertson Miller Davey F Bruce Neitz McLean FOLL White Sylvia Johnstone I/C Brown Jamar Pickett Yze EM Bate C Johnson Moloney In Brown Warnock Rivers Out Ferguson (punctured lung/broken ribs) C Johnson Moloney New Matthew Warnock (Sandringham Zebras) ADELAIDE B Hart Rutten Johncock HB van Berlo McGregor Reilly C Burton Shirley Mattner HF Bode Perrie Thompson F Edwards Hentschel Ricciuto FOLL Biglands Goodwin McLeod I/C Bassett Clarke Doughty Skipworth EM Massie Porplyzia Vince In Hentschel Skipworth Out Knights (shoulder) Stevens Field umpires: Stevic McLaren Jeffrey Where & When: Carrara Stadium, 1.10pm, Sunday 16 April. TV & Radio: Channel 9 (Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane), Fox Footy Channel (Adelaide, Perth), ABC Radio Head to Head: Played 22 Melbourne 8 wins Adelaide 14 wins Last time: Adelaide 13.22.100 defeated Melbourne 7.4.46 in round 19, 2005 at AAMI Stadium The betting: Melbourne $2.90, Adelaide $1.35 My tip: A sunny day but a gloomy result. Crows by 34 points. This happens to be their average winning margin and our average losing margin thus far in 2006. In view of what I've written above, that's a farly average summation and I can only hope my prediction turns out to be less than average!

by Barry from Beach Road A good crowd witnessed the unfurling of Sandringham's 2005 VFL premiership flag at a cold Trevor Barker Oval yesterday and the Zebras repaid the faithful by recording an emphatic 69 point first up victory over old rival Port Melbourne. Sandy took a while to shake off a determined Borough side which has decided to go it alone after a couple of years' affiliation with the Kangaroos. It took until late in a short first quarter for the Zebras to hit the front despite having the advantage of the breeze but they took control in the second term to hold a handy 28 point lead at the main break. The floodgates opened in the third quarter when the home side piled on 9.8 to 2.2. with Port's second goal for the term coming from a shot after the siren. With the game well won, Sandringham coasted in the final quarter after holding a lead of more than 14 goals to record a great start to the season as the club vies for a third successive premiership. The victory was a tribute to the healthy association between the Melbourne and Sandringham Football Clubs and once again the contributions of players from both were on par in an excellent team effort. Ezra Poyas relished his role across half back picking up countless possessions and was constantly moving the ball forward to his team's advantage. Rod Crowe worked hard up forward and combined well with new look slim line Nick Sautner and the bevy of midsized players who rotated on the ball and across the forward line. The most outstanding performance of the day however, was that of Demon youngster Matthew Bate who was in everything until rested for most of the final quarter. Ruckman Paul Johnson proved a headache for the Borough whether on the ball or resting and he showed great agility for such a tall man. The Zebras underlined their strength with some solid contributions in defence from Chris Lamb, Jared Rivers, Andy Biddlecombe and Nathan Brown who provided a lot of run from out of the backline. And skipper Chad Liddell was once again an inspiration with his courage and strength. Peter Summers also put in a consistent and gutsy performance. A couple of youngsters stood out with their efforts on the ball. Nathan Jones from the Dandenong Stingrays appears to have a glittering career in the AFL ahead of him while Zebra youngster Shane Valenti was superb in his first game after coming up from the Sandringham Dragons. HOW THE DEMONS FARED by Whispering Jack After watching the Melbourne Football Club open the season with two horrific defeats in the space of seven days it was satisfying to watch some of the boys actually winning the ball well, showing some solid form and dominating the opposition. Sadly, this has to be tempered by an understanding of the fact that Port Melbourne is a stand alone VFL side and is just finding its way in that capacity. We're talking light years in difference to a good AFL opponent but I was happy enough with the form of a few of the Demons to be satisfied that the selection committee will be challenged this week. The names Bate, Brown, Jones and Rivers certainly thrust their names forward and I hope to see them all make the trip up north for Easter. Matthew Bate - had me confused for a while because his carrot top has been replaced with a more subtle reddish brown tinge. However, he has lost none of his pace, fitness and flair. He was in everything early and picked up kicks all over the ground. His disposal and decision making were excellent. Nathan Brown - a bit of a surprise omission from the Demon lineup (team balance?) but it wouldn't surprise if he made his way back after just one week. Set a great example for his teammates and bobbed up everywhere kicking a couple of goals as well when he ventured into attack. Simon Buckley - a running outside player with a lot of pace and athleticism but don't be fooled - he showed at times that he has a real football brain. Could see AFL action later in the season. Lynden Dunn - excellent work on the ground where he was agile and smart with his kicking and general play. Didn't go for any of the big marks but I've seen him in previous games and he is not bad in this area - and can be quite brilliant on a lead. Developing nicely. Simon Godfrey - a strong robust performance but his kicking hasn't improved. Paul Johnson - did well in the ruck and got the ball often when at ground level. Still needs to work on his contested marking and the major problem at the moment is to determine his place on the ground. Nathan Jones started on the bench and came on in the latter stages of the first quarter when he was quiet. Early in the second quarter he received a free kick after laying a monster tackle and then was rotated off the ground. After half time it was a different story and he was super impressive with his work in the clinches, his ability to get the ball out from in close, his quick hands, his accurate disposal of the football, his tackling and his composure. In short, everything that most of the Demon midfielders are not. For mine, I'd play him at Melbourne every week for the rest of the year. He's fit for triathlons and, although football is a different sport, I think his body can handle the rough and tumble of our game at the highest level. Shannon Motlop - got the ball a lot but tended to overuse it and wasn't anywhere near as effective as a result. Alistair Nicholson - this is about the time of season when the selectors decide that it's time to give him a run at AFL level. He didn't do nearly enough to earn his spot but Melbourne's current backline malaise might see him back in the red and blue. Phil Read - started with plenty of aggression and made his presence felt. Some disposal errors marred what was otherwise a fine game but he really does have a dip. Jared Rivers - I can see why the selectors might have been hesitant to rush him back into the side last week - his elbow is still bandaged and I was worried at times when he made a few of his usual kamikaze marking attempts. He's too good for this level and Melbourne's defence has lagged badly in his absence. Bring him back! Nick Smith - started in a real blaze and petered out. In his defence, he was thrown around between forward line, ruck and I'm sure I saw him down back at one stage but he won't replace any of Melbourne's key forwards any time soon. Sandringham 3.2.20 8.5.53 17.13.115 21.14 140 Port Melbourne 2.3.15 3.7.25 5.9.39 10.11.71 Goals Sautner 4 Brown Dunn Gallagher Godfrey Summers Valenti 2 Bate Buckley Crowe Liddell Smith Best Poyas Bate Brown Johnson Liddell Gallagher RESERVES IN STYLE by The Zebra Sandringham reserves kicked off a new VFL season at Trevor Barker Beach Road Oval in fine style with a strong win over Port Melbourne - a team that has always troubled the Zebras in the past. Newcomer Andrew Fleming from the Sandringham Dragon was impressive and won the ball well. He was ably backed up by Leigh Fletcher and Marc Johnston in the midfield. Together they fed forwards Tom Mentiplay (8 goals), Ben Holland and Danny Hughes enough times to ensure a reasonably safe victory. The Melbourne contingent included Holland (played half a game returning from injury), Michael Newton and three of the club's rookies Hughes (also returning from injury), Shane Neaves and Andre Giafagna. Sandringham 4.3.27 8.7.55 13.10.88 17.16 118 Port Melbourne 2.0.12 3.4.22 6.7.43 11.11.77 Goals Mentiplay 8 Hughes 3 Holland Johnston 2 Gianfagna Paule Best Mentiplay Holland Fleming Johnston Corp McGettigan More reports and photographs on the Sandringham Football Club website http://www.sandringhamfc.com.au/

by Whispering Jack There were a number of things about which I pondered on the train home from the Telstra Dome yesterday and I have to admit that the performance of the Melbourne Football Club was not at the forefront of my thoughts (although not entirely out of mind). In the first instance I thought of Connex Melbourne, the private operator of the electrified suburban railway network in our fair city. I wondered whether I should write a letter of complaint about the train services they operate for sporting events to and from the Dome. How could I pen my displeasure at the announcement to the thronging after match crowd at the top of the steps leading into the station’s bowels that the next Frankston line train was departing on Platform 13 when several minutes later (and about 5 minutes beyond the scheduled time) the bloody train rolled up on the adjacent Platform 12 requiring a quick sprint up and down a flight of stairs and a headlong leap into the carriage of an almost departing train? It was at that very point that I realised I had probably covered the territory needed to begin my homeward journey at a much faster clip than half of the Demon team were going in the third and final quarters of their game against the Bulldogs. And readers might want to note that I have not spent the last four and a half months of my existence in full time and highly paid training for the occasion! Once I was safely ensconced inside the carriage and had recovered my breath and composure, I turned my attention to my mobile phone. This time I was wondering whether I was the lucky winner of one of the cash prizes offered in a pre match promotion by the Western Bulldogs' new $300,000 corporate sponsor Ezybonds. After last week's debacle at the hands of Carlton, a number of my usual game day companions have already given up the ghost and soon after I arrived at the ground, I was up on Level 3 all by myself and bored with my own company, when the Ezybonds promotion came up on the Telstra Dome screen. All you had to do was send an SMS with the word EZY to a specified number and you were eligible for prize money of up to $1,000 at the end of the game. So I'm back in the train sitting there desolately as it snakes its way into Richmond Station and I'm waiting for the message to light up my mobile phone to tell me that I was to achieve some consolation from a horrible day: "Congratulations, you've won!" Alas, the message never came. Indeed, by the time we were whizzing through Hawksburn Station (thankfully it was an express South Yarra to Malvern), I realised that the appropriate message for myself personally and for my football team was: "Tough luck, you've lost!" In the event, no message ever came, so I recalled the written word on my phone screen and by this time the emotion of the afternoon was clearly overcoming me. I read the message backwards and it said, "YZE" I was in the twilight zone as we went through Armadale Station but by the time we stopped at Malvern I had a question on my lips: "What about YZE?" And then I asked about White and Neitz and the other more experienced players in the Melbourne team and then I asked myself one of the key questions about the events of the past seven days: "Where were our experienced leaders?" I don't have all of the answers to that question but one of our experienced leaders is playing for Sandringham today and if the selection panel are going to be honest with their players, their team, the club and the supporters another one of those leaders should join him next week – he whose name is an anagram of the Bulldog sponsor – consecutive games record notwithstanding. And for the record, I was one of his staunchest supporters when he was down on form in late 2005. It's for the good of the club that young blood is introduced in the form of players like Matthew Bate and Nathan Jones (and our former Rising Star should get some consideration as well!) And introducing new blood is not a sign that you're about to surrender the season; it's a way of looking forward and seeking a practical result to the team's lack of run and paucity of spirit and purpose. Both Bate and Jones are super fit and can be relied on, at least to chase their opponents and show some enthusiasm. There are of course many more difficult questions to ask about the Melbourne Football Club than matters of fitness and leadership. Yesterday, the midfield was on top early allowing the team a lead of up to 20 points in the first half – a lead that could have been greater had Neitz, Bruce and Colin Sylvia not messed up with their set shots for goal. But after the main break, the Bulldogs won the ball out of the centre with consummate ease notwithstanding the fact that Jeff White got his hands to the ball as often as not in the centre bounces. There was little or no grunt in the centre clearance duels, nor was there much evidence of skills or ability to get the ball out cleanly as the Doggies invariably did time and again. And the disposal by hand and by foot – everywhere including in front of goal – was abysmal. Which leads me to ask what have these blokes been doing over the pre-season? Which leads me further to ask about the match day coaching which has been awful. I know you can't blame the coach for everything and it's not him who's out there on the ground but surely someone must be responsible for the team's pathological need to go wide so often. What happened to the concept of controlling the corridor? I'll make special mention of Cameron Bruce and Colin Sylvia for their sterling efforts all day. Clint "Junkyard Dog" Bartram, the youngest player in the team, stuck doggedly (no pun intended) to his task and, as for the rest, they were a bit like yours truly at Southern Cross Station – on the wrong platform! There's not much more to say about yesterday's game beyond that. Melbourne 5.5.35 8.9.57 11.11.77 12.18.90 Western Bulldogs 2.5.17 6.8.44 15.13.103 20.17.137 Goals Robertson 3 Bruce Carroll Davey Green Jamar Moloney Neitz Sylvia White Best Bruce Sylvia Injury Ferguson (ribs, lung). Report - Hargrave Western Bulldogs (reported by umpire D Goldspink for allegedly striking McDonald in the second quarter). Umpires Stevic Jeffery Goldspink Crowd 28,478 at Telstra Dome

DEMONOLOGY/DEMONLAND/BIG FOOTY - 2007 PLAYER SPONSORSHIP by George on the Outer (from Demonology) For Season 2007 the Demonology/Demonland Crew have again been offered the chance to sponsor Clint Bartram. As his sponsors last year we were offered "first dibs" and we have jumped at the chance. Clint surprised all in our 2006 group when he played all 22 games in his rookie year after being recruited from Ocean Grove. An unfortunate and devastating ankle injury in the final round of the season in Adelaide saw the end of his glorious run, but we have every confidence that he will add to his game tally in 2007. Clint is pictured below. The sponsorship proposed by the Club is similar to last year: # A get-together with Clint and the rest of the group. ( As we now suspect he will be playing senior footy on a regular basis, we will be aiming to do this prior to the season proper - which means you will need to sign up soon!) # A player sponsor pin to be proudly worn in recognition of your support. # Meetings with Craig Cameron, the recruiting Manager at the MFC. For those that haven't experienced one of these evenings, it is one of the highlights of the year. Come along and get the true inside information on the up and coming prospects, and following the draft get the run-down on our new recruits, along with video of their performances during the year. And all of this for a mere $110! So if you want to join up with a genuine group of Melbourne Footy fanatics get up close and personal with Clint get the inside running on the playing group and the recruits then join us for Season 2007. Now as the sponsorship has already been paid by the organisers( to ensure that we secured Craig), please send cheques made to "cash", cash or money orders to: Demonology/Demonland Player sponsorship P.O. Box 394 Port Melbourne Vic 3207

by J.V. McKay Like many of my fellow Melbourne supporters, I left the Telstra Dome on Sunday night feeling absolutely gutted. Obviously, the sick feeling in my stomach was caused mainly by the result of the game although the food I ate in the previous two and a half hours didn't help (nor did its cost). However, there was something else as well. It took until this morning when I read in the Herald Sun that Demon coach Neale Daniher wants his team to change its game plan. Pardon me? You lose the first game of the season to last year's wooden spooner and all of a sudden you need to change your game plan? I mean, you spend the whole summer training your team to be fit and ready for game one, you lose that and, all of your work is down the drain and you start over with a different style of play? Why is it now that "we have to be a bit smarter" and "a bit less predictable in how we go forward"? Surely every man and his dog would have known how Carlton was going to play the game on Sunday night? After all, they beat Melbourne in the second pre-season game last year on their way to the 2005 Wizard Cup victory in exactly the same fashion. They played our forwards tight, flooded exceedingly, and went forward quickly, often to the old familiar and open Pagan's paddock. You didn't need to be a rocket scientist to work out how Carlton was going to try to win the game. You just had to be a student of history. Similarly, if you knew your history, you knew exactly how Melbourne was going to lose. Whenever, the Demons are the hunted rather than the hunter, they seem to fall into what is almost a "she'll be right" pattern. The thinking is that the opposition isn't much chop, we'll just play by rote, bomb the ball forward on a wing and a prayer and maybe someone like Robbo will drag a few marks down, kick some goals and we'll get home in the end. It doesn't happen that way in modern football. Truth is we weren't prepared, we weren't fast enough, fit enough or smart enough to gain an edge and in the end we lost dismally. What's worse is Carlton really wasn't all that good either. Hopefully, the selection panel will bring in a few players of the calibre of Jared Rivers, Brock McLean etc, make a few structural changes, and ensure that Brad Miller is played at centre half forward where he can present himself to those bringing the ball from downfield. Our problem is that you can't change your game plan overnight. Take the case of Brent Moloney who has copped the brunt of criticism about his failure to hit targets especially when going long. Presumably, it's Beamer's performance on Sunday that have caused much of the Daniher angst about the team's style. The thing is that Moloney has been doing his thing for more than a year at the club and it's worked, particularly on the bigger grounds. He's good, he's hard and a real worker but we all know that he has become predictable in style. That is not his fault alone. Unless the club invests some time in improving him as an all round footballer, he's going to find himself at the footballing crossroads. Unfortunately, as can be seen by the team's performances over the past two or three years, much of the team is at the crossroads. My selection for this week's game at the Dome therefore is unfortunately, Bulldogs by a fair margin. They are faster and fitter than Melbourne, are full of confidence and, what's more, they use the ball much better than the Demons. Thank you very much. WESTERN BULLDOGS v MELBOURNE Saturday, 2:10pm AEST, Telstra Dome WESTERN BULLDOGS B: McMahon, Harris, Morris HB: Gilbee, Grant, Hargrave C: Eagleton, West, Griffen HF: R Murphy, Hahn, Giansiracusa F: Robbins, Morgan, Johnson FOLL: Minson, Cross, Cooney I/C: Boyd, Power, Skipper, Smith EMG: Birss, Montgomery, Street IN: - OUT: - NEW: - MELBOURNE B: Wheatley, Carroll, Whelan HB: Bruce, Ferguson, Ward C: Green, McDonald, Moloney HF: Robertson, Miller, Davey F: Pickett, Neitz, Yze FOLL: White, Sylvia, Johnstone I/C: McLean, C.Johnson, Bartram, Jamar EMG: Brown, Motlop, Bate IN: C Johnson, McLean, Wheatley OUT: P Johnson, Brown, Motlop NEW: - Field umpires: Stevic, Jeffrey, Goldspink [No Jared Rivers doesn't help our cause!]

by The Oracle We all know that Neale Daniher is a leading advocate of football's "premiership clock" theory but somebody should have told him that at two in the morning before yesterday's season opener against Carlton, the clocks went back an hour because his team didn't know it - they were running slow, out of synch and out of time for most of their game against the Blues at Telstra Dome. To put it simply, his Demons were out coached by a master coach and outplayed by a team that isn't exactly recognised for its skill and talent. The dispirited performance against last year's wooden spooner answered a question that has been hanging ominously over the team since it went into free fall in mid season last year. To put it simply again, the Demons are not up to it when the pressure is applied both physically and mentally. Last year's flop can no longer be considered an aberration. Let's start with the proposition about the team being out coached. One of the two main accusations that Neale Daniher has faced over the years is that he is a reactive coach i.e. that he plans games to nullify the opposition's strengths rather than taking the initiative and setting the agenda himself. The second is that he has no Plan B but at least on yesterday's performance by Melbourne, you can't agree with that that - you need a Plan A if you're going to have a Plan B and we didn't have any plan at all. But let's get back to the reactive part and I'll give one example. The move of Brad Miller to defence was a coaching box reaction to the Blues' forward set up. Admittedly, the selectors were limited because they didn't have Jared Rivers, Clint Bizzell, Paul Wheatley and Daniel Bell at his disposal but moving Miller away from the most important position on the ground was indicative of Daniher's mindset. He was aiming to nullify Carlton's strengths rather than to set the trend of the game himself and in doing that, he played into Dennis Pagan's hands. With Miller away from centre half forward, Melbourne had to make do with Paul Johnson and we know contested pack marking is not that player's forte. To make matters worse, the team simply shunned the corridor from the very first start making the task of the Blues' defenders an easy one for the night. When the ball comes forward the long way and your forward line's static (and Neitz, Robertson and Johnson were seemingly chained to the spot all night), it's easy for the opposition defence to clear the ball away time and time again. Miller was needed up forward because he is at least a player who presents himself to the ball. Instead, he was forced into an uncomfortable role in a defence where he and his fellow defenders were under intense pressure all evening because the Blues played far more direct football and, after the opening ten minutes of the game, they also controlled the stoppages. And it was in the midfield and around the packs that Melbourne was also found wanting. The Blues were the true blue collar midfielders who went in and under to get the football. They wanted to get their hands dirty while Melbourne's on ballers were happy to hang around to get the loose balls that didn't come often and when they did, they were delivered with such poor execution that it beggared belief. That poor disposal was often inexplicable but generally, it came from a tendency to overuse the football and in particular, to deliver one or two handballs too many and thereby creating their own pressure on themselves. That sort of play is usually borne out of arrogance and contempt for the opposition and you got the impression that the Demons have been reading all of those newspaper reports about the demise of the Carlton Football Club. Perhaps they felt that this was an opportunity to make some hay but, to mangle the words of the great American writer Mark Twain, "The rumours of Carlton's death have been greatly exaggerated". On the other hand, even at this early stage, Melbourne's season is facing oblivion. I know full well that it's only round one and that there are 21 more weeks to go before the finals but yesterday's loss was nothing short of disaster given that the team faces games against the rampant Bulldogs next week and then travels interstate to play Adelaide (who thumped us by 85 points a month ago) and reigning premier Sydney. A look at Melbourne's better players, the likes of Brad Green, Cameron Bruce and Aaron Davey doesn't do much to inspire. Fresh and enthusiastic young blood is required and I'd be disappointed if the likes of Matthew Bate, Chris Johnson and Nathan Jones weren't being seriously considered for selection. Carlton went with its number one recruit Marc Murphy and he didn't let them down. Having seen him play at a number of different levels before, Murphy's Victorian Metro team mate from last year, Nathan Jones, would at least have had the necessary fire in his belly and determination to win the hard ball which is more than you can say for most of the wasteful, mistake-riddled, rabble of a side that represented the Melbourne Football Club on an inglorious opening day to the 2006 season. The clock is now ticking against us. Melbourne 3.3.21 4.9.33 6.10.46 10.12.72 Carlton 3.3.21 6.7.43 10.9.69 13.15.93 Goals A. Davey 3 D Neitz R Robertson 2 C Bartram C Bruce C Sylvia. Best C Bruce B Green A Davey Injury R Robertson (jarred knee). Reports Nil Umpires H Kennedy M Nicholls D Margetts Official Crowd: 31,139 at Telstra Dome.

REFLECTING ON A NEW YEAR by Whispering Jack This week has always been a big one for football fanatics. It's the time of year when a seemingly eternal summer finally fades into oblivion to make way for a new season bringing with it fresh hope - just as it did this time last year, the year before and the year before that. And if you happen to be a football fanatic of the Demon variety, it seems almost like forever since the days when we were kings... Yet this time brings fresh hope. Not only that, but for some reason, the hope is tinged with a strong belief that this time things will be different. But why? What is it about 2006 that makes it so different from the same time of the year in say, 1996, 1986, 1976 or 1966? Well, let's see. Way back in 1966 we were still used to success. It was ingrained in our beliefs about the Melbourne Football Club. Unfortunately, we had what was once a great side - arguably the greatest ever - but by now it was on the brink of disintegration. The committee was divided, the coach was still miffed by the turbulent events of the year before when he was sacked and reinstated in midseason (less than a year after winning a premiership flag!) and the young kids who were coming in weren't anywhere near ready - they simply hadn't served enough of an apprenticeship and were thrown to the wolves. The best of them, 17 year old Ross Dillon, did his knee in round six and we didn't see much of him for a couple of years. So in the end, sixty-six wasn't a very good year for Norm Smith and his charges. By 1976 we were starting to get a bit worried. It was now more than a decade since Neil "Froggy" Crompton, wearing the number 5 on his back, had kicked the goal that made all the difference in '64. Smith was long gone as coach and the bloke who now held the reins was called "The Chimp". We had a young champion in Robbie Flower and we made an almighty run for the finals that year but in the end we failed and we still had the monkey on our backs. Ten more dismal years passed years and we waved goodbye to Smith's protégé, the great Ronald Dale Barassi and his Five Year Plan. That one didn't work either. When the Great Plan fizzed after the five years we were back where we started. Nowhere. The monkey was now about the size of King Kong. Then John Northey arrived in eighty-six but he simply didn't have the cattle that year. More pain but at least there was some gain under Swooper. The big ape on our back was reduced in size but when another decade had rolled by we had tasted a little success but not the ultimate. We had seen better times and had come tantalisingly close but it was no cigar and then back to more despair. Ninety-six was a year that started poorly (The Ox had done his knee again, Garry's back was crook, so was Stinga's and Todd Viney was off coaching some tennis playing brat). We were flogged by an emerging Sydney side in a practice match at Moorabbin before the start of the season and the mood was sombre. But things got worse and by year's end King Kong was back and we were facing disaster - the possible death of the club. A white knight came and we were resurrected, and he went and others came and, in the blink of an eye, here we are in 2006 still waiting for something that's been a long time comin'. The story of Melbourne over the past few years has been the story of a team that isn't quite ready. We faded out late in 2004 after reaching the top at the end of round 18. The fadeout came earlier in 2005 but we had enough steely resolve to fight back with desperation in late 2005 when we were treated to some real thrills before we went down badly to the Cats in the first week of the finals. Pre season 2006 has been no different - some hard fought wins and then the major let down in Adelaide. So why am I optimistic? I'm not sure that you can really call it optimism. I'm more inclined to describe it as "the vibe" in the same vein as the term was used by lawyer Tiriel Mora in the movie, The Castle. It's a trifle more spiritual than a mere belief in the Reverend and his message. It's a real "vibe" about where the Melbourne Football Club stands in 2006. I like the midfield blend including Travis Johnstone, Cameron Bruce, James McDonald, Brad Green and the four young Horsemen of the Apocalypse Bell, Moloney, McLean and Sylvia and the younger still Bate and Jones. I like Jeff White and Mark Jamar in the ruck. I like the brothers Davey, Motlop, Pickett and Whelan wherever they may be on the ground. I like the forward mix of Robbo, Millsy, The Oozay and Neita. I have some reservations about the defence but I still like Jared Rivers, Doggy and the General and I'll even learn to like the loveable rogue in Nathan Carroll now that he looks like Chopper Read and then there's Nicho and the up and coming Clint Bartram. I know these blokes aren't everybody's favourites for the flag, or the top four or even the eight but then again, where were the Swans in everybody's estimation this time last year? It's been a long time comin' but I think now it's here so bring on 2006! THE TOP TEN ... For some years I've been rating the full list from first to last at the beginning and then at the end of each season. However, I've decided not to do that this year - it's a bit too tough on the blokes at the bottom end - especially those who I've barely seen in action before. I decided instead to just go with my top ten and, at the same time run the risk of starting the season with the usual bagging from those who ignore my usual caveat about this being one man's very subjective opinion. So here goes ... 1.Travis Johnstone - has finally discovered maturity and consistency and the reason I have him here at the top is that I'm convinced that, barring injury, Trapper will join the elite company of AFL footballers this year. And so he should because he's one of the smartest footballers around with his decision-making and disposal of the football. 2. Russell Robertson - in recruiting circles they talk about athletes who can play a bit but Robbo is a showman who can play a bit. Over the past few seasons, Robbo has reinvented himself by working hard on his weaknesses and turning them into strengths. His kicking for one thing and for another, his general work rate and his aggression at the football. And the boy can take a mark too! 3. Jeff White - the rules and circumstance have forced him to change his style and, while in the past, he relished going solo in the ruck, I expect him to get a great deal of help from others in 2006 - mainly The Russian but also young Paul Johnson. I think this will make him a more useful asset to the team as he enters his twilight years in the game. 4. Cameron Bruce - he had greatness taken away from him in 2005 and now, it's time that he recovers the early season magic he treated us to in last year's first three rounds before injury cheated him out of a stellar season and possible greatness. 5 Brad Green - like Bruce I think he is at the stage of his career where he should take a few more upward steps. This could be the year for him - he just has to become a little more consistent. 6. Adem Yze - was criticised by many for his indifferent end to 2005 but his forty plus goals in a forward pocket was still a good dividend. In the early part of the season played a critical role in some of his team's biggest victories. 7. David Neitz - you wouldn't put him here on his pre season form but he's what you call an experienced trooper who times his run well. For the record, the timing of his injuries has not been good of late but if he stays healthy, the skipper will play a big role in the club's 2006 fortunes. 8. Nathan Brown - courage personified and a hard worker who is so very important in running through the lines and linking up the play going forward. A bit problematic when he's spraying the pill at times but he's so effective when on song. 9. Matthew Whelan - one of the most underrated players at the club. His presence in defence lifts his teammates. 10. Brent Moloney - strong and talented, Moloney is one of the new breed of Demon midfielders who will change the way the club is perceived in football circles in the very near future. One of the reasons why I am so confident that Melbourne can rise to top four status and challenge for the ultimate honour in the AFL competition is that there are a number of candidates for top 10 placings from outside this group and who I expect will rise to replace some of the above. It's one of the main differences between where the club is now and where it has been at this time of year in all of the previous decades from the sixties up to now. There are challengers everywhere from Aaron Davey, Brock McLean, Brad Miller, Colin Sylvia and James McDonald to Jared Rivers (especially if he makes a complete and early recovery from his pre season elbow injury), Byron Pickett, Shannon Motlop and some of the even younger blokes. I suppose that's one of the ingredients that gives me "the vibe" and, have I said it before? It's been a long time coming for that to happen with the Demons. TWILIGHT TIME Melbourne kicks off the season with a home game at Telstra Dome against Carlton at twilight on Sunday and is expected to win against a team that is everybody's favourite for a wooden spoon. Neale Daniher has correctly warned his players to dismiss those doomsday predictions for Carlton and has pointed out that anything can happen in the opening round of the season. Carlton has its full squad available and "they're playing a big game for Kouta". Their practice match form, apart from an early flogging at the hands of Port Adelaide at Optus Oval (which was no worse than Melbourne's effort against the Crows), hasn't been too bad coming off recent wins over West Coast and the Western Bulldogs. Melbourne's response to the Adelaide debacle was a reasonably comfortable win over the Kangaroos but, on reflection, practice match results are more or less meaningless. What is important especially early in the season, is that the team that runs out on the ground is fully fit and therefore capable of exerting constant pressure on the opposition. The Reverend shrugs off Melbourne's Adelaide performance "a good lesson to take on board" and "more a workrate issue" which has now been addressed. It remains to be seen whether we can run hard enough and apply a more pressure than we did three weeks ago at AAMI Stadium. As much as I am a sceptic, I'll believe him for now because I have "the vibe" and I also have a good memory. Way back in 1974 Melbourne opened up one of it's truly poor seasons with a 49-point defeat against an arrogant, cocky Carlton that was one of the richest clubs in the competition in terms of player depth and financial resources. I dreamed of the day when we could turn the tables and that time has now come. Not only are the Blues broke in every way imaginable, the legend goes that these days Princes Park is haunted by a gigantic ape with a huge bulbous nose that smokes acrid smelling cigars and gropes young women. The Blues of today are so haunted by this spectre that despite the Daniher words of caution, they won't come within a bull's roar of winning on Sunday. And in the words of the great Bruce Springsteen in his epic album Devils (read "Demons") and Dust (read "Blues") "It's been a long time comin', my dear It's been a long time comin', but now it's here And now it's here." THE GAME - Melbourne v Carlton at Telstra Dome on Sunday 2 April 2006 at 5.10pm AEST Teams: MELBOURNE B: Brown Carroll Whelan HB: Yze Ferguson Ward C: Green Bruce Moloney HF: Pickett Miller Davey F: Johnson Neitz Robertson R: White Sylvia Johnstone IC: Bartram Jamar McDonald Motlop Em: Bate Jones Nicholson NEW: Clint Bartram (Geelong Falcons) Byron Pickett (Port Adelaide) CARLTON B: Carrazzo Livingston Walker HB: Thornton Whitnall Lappin C: Simpson Scotland Stevens HF: Houlihan Waite Fisher F: Deluca Fevola Betts R: French Kouta Murphy IC: Bentick McGrath McLaren Sporn Em: Chambers Teague Wiggins NEW: Dylan McLaren (Brisbane Lions) Marc Murphy (Oakleigh Chargers) Field umpires: Kennedy, M.Nicholls, Margetts TV & Radio: Fox Footy, Triple M, 3AW, ABC Head to Head: Melbourne 86 Carlton 107 2 draws Last time: Melbourne 15.20.110 d Carlton 13.14.92 in Round 9, 2005 at Princes Park My Tip: Melbourne by 49 points

by Barry from Beach Road The Sandringham Football Club is on a mission for 2006. The aim is to win its third consecutive flag - a rare achievement at the elite end of any sport. Despite the degree of difficulty involved, the Zebras are leaving no stone unturned in their quest to win premiership number ten and their fourth since striking a partnership with the Melbourne Football Club when it was announced that the VFL competition was to be revamped from the beginning of season 2000. One of the main aspects of Sandringham's relationship with Melbourne has been the cordial working relationship and the stability of the union. In 2006, the Zebras will gain two seasoned recruits who come off MFC lists in Guy Rigoni and Chris Lamb (although Lamb did not play in 2005 after being delisted by the Demons at the end of the previous year). Their presence in the line up along with the return of the exciting Mark Corrigan who underwent a knee reconstruction early last season after impressing when he crossed from Old Haileybury, will offset the team's losses although 2005 best and fairest winner Sean O'Keeffe and premiership players Paul Kennedy, Matt Gadsden and Toby Conroy will all be missed. The fact that players of the calibre of Rigoni and Lamb are prepared to stay on and help out at the Zebras speaks volumes for the union as well as adding to the stability of the place. Apart from the signing of Rigoni and Lamb, Sandringham’s other gains will come from two sources. Under existing arrangements between the VFL and the Under 18 TAC Cup competition players graduating out of the Sandringham Dragons are streamed into their VFL counterpart. The alliance has already seen Melbourne bear fruit from this situation with the rookie listing of Matthew Warnock and Daniel Hughes, both of who came to Sandy from the Dragons and impressed enough to gain recognition at AFL level. A number of teenager hopefuls have crossed to the Trevor Barker Beach Road Oval in their footsteps this year including Andrew Fleming, Scott Lockwood, Peter McGettigan, Daniel Turcarelli and the very promising on baller Shane Valenti. All of them have been impressive in trials with the senior team during the current practice match period along with Melbourne Grammar small man Thomas Paule. The other major source of players to the Zebra ranks is of course, the Melbourne Football Club and Sandy will benefit from the Demons' decision to draft a full quota of rookies in 2006 (five compared with two in 2005). This will enable Sandringham to field the above-mentioned Warnock and Hughes along with new rookies Jace Bode, Andre Gianfagna and Shane Neaves as well as a number of the young developing Demon senior listers. Sandringham's strength over recent years has been its solid basis of regular VFL stars headed by skipper Chad Liddell, goal kicking star Nick Sautner, Rod Crowe, Peter Summers, Ezra Poyas, Andy Biddlecombe and David Gallagher. They are all back and performing well. Collectively, they form what would be a extremely solid base for any VFL club. The club's quest for that tenth premiership opens in a fortnight with its clash against traditional rival Port Melbourne when last years flag is unveiled at Trevor Barker Beach Road Oval. The Borough recently severed its relationship with a second AFL club in the space of less than half a dozen seasons and are going it alone in 2006. Under the new VFL rules, in those circumstances, Sandringham can field no more than 12 AFL affiliated players. The Zebras will be up to the task and ready for the big day.

GREG PARKE by Whispering Jack They say that in sport, as with most things, timing is everything. If you're in the right place at the right time, you might taste greatness; become a hero. But if your timing is out by just a little, you might miss out on all the glory. I often think that way about Greg Parke, the high marking spring-heeled, blond Demon key forward position player of the late '60's and early '70's. His timing for marks was perfection; he would position himself in a pack and suddenly soar seemingly without much effort to pluck the cherry strongly in those vice like hands. It was great stuff for the footy fan in those days although, today, this art seems to have almost died out of our game. In that respect, he timed his career well. But the timing of his arrival from suburban Bentleigh to the Melbourne Football Club at the beginning of 1968 was a different thing altogether. I always believed that had Parke emerged at the club a mere five years earlier, he might have played in one or two premiership teams - perhaps even more - and therefore his career on a personal level could have been far more celebrated. He might even have become known as one of the club's true champion players and tasted team of the century glory. The fact is however, that Parke arrived in the early days of one of the darkest periods in the club's history. While I still remember him as a great player in those troubled times, the club's circumstances robbed him of the glory of finals appearances in the red and blue and his status as a player in our great game was diminished by the fact that he played in such an unsuccessful side. Back then, football was a different sport to the one it is today. The game was an amalgam of amateurism and semi-professionalism, clubs were run on chook raffles, teams played on suburban grounds that were dustbowls in autumn and mud heaps in the winter, few players were super fit or highly skilled, they used different types and styles of kicking, there was a lot more violence, nobody ever dared to handball on the back line and the contested pack mark was a feature of the game. It was also an era that held very little joy for Demon supporters – especially not for those who had grown used to the taste of grand final success in the decade between 1955 and 1964 when the club took six premiership flags in a golden era that came to shattering end in the middle of the 1965 season. Despite the absence of Ron Barassi, hero to a generation of red and blue youngsters, who defected to lowly Carlton in the off-season, things looked good when the team won the first eight games in the dramatic winter of '65 but things fell apart quickly after that. I remember a Queens Birthday flogging at the hands of an emerging St. Kilda, the sacking and reinstatement of Norm Smith, the club going into freefall and failing to make the finals, the exodus of household names from the golden era and the failure of recruiters to replenish the quality of the club’s playing stocks. The team really nose-dived in Smith's later years and by the end of the 1967 season, the great coach was gone. Without Smith, without Barassi and without many of the stars, we found ourselves searching for new champions but very few potential heroes came along. There was Stan Alves, Gary Hardeman, Ross Dillon (but he was often injured), Greg Wells and later the great Robbie (who I maintain was our only real hero since 1964), but back then, when other sides such as Carlton were finding the likes of Alex Jesaulenko and Brent Crosswell and Richmond was signing Royce Hart, Dick Clay and Francis Bourke, the Demons were always struggling. I always recall those dark days when I drive past the intersection of Hawthorn and North Roads in East Brighton. A cynic might say that this is because there’s a cemetery located on one of its corners but that's not really the reason. The truth is that on another corner stands a milk bar that was the venue of a meeting I had with the great Greg Parke when he was a young copper and I was a slightly younger university student. But first, let's go back to 1968 when 11 new players were introduced to Melbourne's senior line up - Kelvin Clarke, John Forster, Greg Parke, Denis Clark, Phil Rhoden, Darryl Schwarz, Ray Biffin, George Lakes, Euan Campbell, Peter Weekes and Graeme Aubrey. Some of the above became handy footballers but only Greg Parke who was the 864th Demon to don the guernsey was to play more than 10 games in his debut season. The 185 cm 84.5 kg forward played 18 of them in 1968 and went on to play a hundred or so more and while he never attained hero status, he was up there with Melbourne's best in the post 1964 era. I first saw him playing in an intraclub practice match at the M.C.G. He came under notice instantly and not just because of his mop of blond hair, his untidy looks and the socks hanging around his ankles. It was a high mark that he took early in the game, followed by another and another. Everybody knew then that we had a new key position forward on our hands. Parke's first VFL game was at Moorabbin against St. Kilda in Round 2 when he lined up at centre half forward in a team that had a smattering of premiership players most of them at the end of their long careers. He was flanked by the great Brian Dixon and the ever-elusive Barry Vagg. The team’s spine was composed of Bob "Tassie" Johnson and Brian "Doc" Roet, skipper Hassa Mann was in the centre and another young up and coming forward Ross Dillon (who debuted brilliantly in 1966 but was soon sidelined with a long term knee injury) was at full forward. Other premiership players in the side were Don Williams, Tony Anderson, Bryan Kenneally and John Townsend while future test cricketer Max Walker was in the ruck and future Tasmanian premier Ray Groom was in a back pocket. Stan Alves was on the wing. Parke kicked a goal in that game but the Demons had a bad day going down to the Saints by 56 points. They beat the Swans the following week when Parke kicked two and the young forward was soon a regular fixture in Melbourne’s best player list. The high flyer really came of age in Round 8 at Victoria Park against the old enemy which had had the wood on Melbourne since the end of the golden era. Parke was in great form in the air and the Demons were on song in the first half as they burst to a 24-point lead but the home team struck back with seven goals in the third quarter to nose ahead by five points before Melbourne steadied in the final term to win by a goal. Parke booted four and was named best on ground. I remember being in a car full of elated Demon supporters driving home and singing (that's a very kind word for it!) an ode to Melbourne’s man with the big spring - to the tune of the hit song of the day "MacArthur Park" which was a one hit wonder for actor Richard Harris. It was a song whose words made absolutely no sense and it went on forever but these young fans, euphoric with the thought that their team had now won five out of the first eight games of the season and in striking distance of the top four, were certain that spring was waiting for us. To our consternation, we were a step ahead of ourselves as we would be many times in the coming four decades. Meanwhile Parke continued to shine although his team would win only three more games for the season. They lost the return game against Collingwood at the MCG by a solitary point. Parke was the club's best first year player by a mile but the team of the '50's and the '60's was undergoing its final disintegration. A three-win season and a wooden spoon in 1969 beckoned. Greg Parke played 21 games and kicked 25 goals, Dillon booted 48 at CHF but the team was still terrible despite having two such good key forwards. There was some improvement in 1970, the team finished 10th and made the night grand final for the second year in a row with policeman Parke still the one in a key forward spot for the Demons. He could mark all right and indeed, he set a VFL record in 1970 for marks taken with 238, a figure that was not beaten until a decade later when Gary Dempsey took 241 (but that statistic included a finals match with the Kangaroos). Parke’s ground play was fair but his kicking was a bit so-so. Still, it was his superlative high marking that was such a feature of his play. Parke's number 26 proudly adorned many of the duffle coats that were the fashion among young football fans. Melbourne had a great start to season 1971 under new coach Ian Ridley. Constable Parke continued to hold down the centre half forward position and it was about this time that I came across him in that milk bar in North Road East Brighton. I introduced myself, we each bought ourselves an Eskimo Pie to munch on and discussed the club's fortunes before he went off to catch a thief, direct traffic or whatever and I returned to my textbooks. We won the next few games so I prided myself on motivating the star forward and things were looking decidedly rosy when the Demons beat St. Kilda by 3 points in round 9 to make it eight wins out of nine games. Sadly, the wheels fell off again after that as the team fell into a slump and out of the top four. At least they finally won a night premiership (for teams finishing outside the top four). Melbourne managed to win ten games in 1972 thanks mainly to another great season from Parke who topped Melbourne's goal kicking in 1972 with 62 goals. He kicked six goals in a 33 point win over Geelong and regularly picked up bags of five goals playing mainly at full forward. Ross Dillon left at the end of a patchy year to play for the SA Redlegs, Norwood leaving the Demons with only one key position forward. Parke himself would not last much longer at the club and although he managed to average a goal a game in 1973, the blond forward struggled for consistency. He transferred to Footscray at the end of that season after a career at Melbourne which spanned 119 day and 7 night series matches for the club during from 1968 to 1973. It was a sad day when Parke left Melbourne but he finally had a slight taste of football glory in spring as he was a leading light in Footscray’s finals campaign in 1974 before heading off to play 18 games for the SA Redlegs, Norwood, where he joined Dillon in 1976 before returning for a cameo season at Fitzroy. In all, he played a total of 171 VFL games, including 37 for Footscray and 15 for Fitzroy. But it was at Melbourne that the great Greg Parke as the closest thing you can get to being a hero of a club down on its knees - a shining light in a dark, dark age. It would take us almost two decades before we could find another high flying forward but that’s another story.

by The Oracle Almost the entire population of the City of Melbourne seemed preoccupied this week with opening ceremonies, winged trams, ducks and a series of sporting events (some of which are very obscure to say the least) that all seem to end with a victory dais, golden spoils for the winner and large heaps of national and international recognition for those who achieve. Yesterday however at Princes Park, it was different. The result of the nab challenge match between 2005 AFL finalists Melbourne and the Kangaroos meant absolutely nothing. Jack Squat. The importance of the afternoon was simply in assessing how the teams were shaping up in their last dress rehearsals for the forthcoming season. After a disastrous departure from the AFL pre season series in Adelaide last week Melbourne at least regained some face when the final scoreboard put it in front by 22 points - 19.7.121 to 15.9.99 but very few questions were answered as the football's new year looms within the span of a fortnight. The Demons started every quarter bar the second with a withering burst that was enough to ensure that they would lead the game from go to whoa. Their five goal opening charges in each of the first and third quarters were blistering reminders of the start of their Telstra Dome game against the Tigers in mid season last year. A lot of that had to do with the first signs of form being shown by veterans David Neitz and Jeff White who have both had lacklustre starts in the pre season. White, who has been held back to allow Mark Jamar more time in the thick of things in the ruck, is slowly returning to his old effectiveness while the Russian is still being worked hard as a follower. Skipper Neitz, who was about as mobile as one of the behind posts in his first two games, opened with three early goals and was too strong for the Ross’ new recruit Jonathan Hay. With Aaron Davey zipping around the field and finding the goals, we saw two key elements back in the Demon forward line that were missing late last year when the captain was injured and The Flash was missing shots for goal that he would normally have for breakfast. The Kangaroos were effective in closing down the game after quarter time when they went with a spare man in defence. Hay tightened up on Neitz, a tag was put on Davey and suddenly the Demons were being forced into error as the Roos came back to be down by 18 points at the main break. Both midfields waxed and waned and the football was not pretty with poor disposals out of stoppages being par for the course. Melbourne can thank Nathan Brown, Clint Bizzell, Matthew Whelan and Daniel Ward for their efforts in at least helping to stem the tide. The Dees swung into action early in the third quarter with Byron Pickett putting on a bit of cameo and he was capably backed up by Shannon Motlop who is clearly showing the benefits of a full preparation in the off season this year. At one stage the Melbourne lead was up to 48 points before the Kangaroos took over with the next six goals starting with a soft free to Corey Jones. During this period, the Demon backline was exposed particularly at the hands of the Kangaroos' tall forwards Thompson, Rocca and Petrie and the margin was reduced back to 10 points at three quarter time. There is no doubt that, in today's football, the midfield is all-important. However, all that means very little if your defence can be exposed by the opposition's high marking forwards and this is a worrying sign for the Demons, especially while Jared Rivers is out with injury and Alistair Nicholson and Ryan Ferguson (who was not playing yesterday) are totally out of form. I'm afraid the club will have to improvise if it can’t get more out of these blokes in key defensive positions and I can see Brad Miller being drafted out of the forward line often to plug the gaps here. Nathan Carroll and Clint Bizzell are not big enough to always be the answer here either. The Demons forged ahead after three quarter time, thereby snuffing out any chance of a Kangaroo revival and players like Colin Sylvia, Chris and Paul Johnson and youngsters Nathan Jones and Clint Bartram were all impressive. Matthew Bate continues to show that he could be a player. I wouldn't make a big deal about the result of the game even though the Kangaroos were close to full strength with only their captain missing while Melbourne still has a number of players, notably Cam Bruce, Brock McLean and Daniel Bell to come back into the side while Russell Robertson and Miller were rested and Benny Holland is still to be seen in the forward line. A few players can still be tested at Sandringham over the next week or so but it will only be when the real thing starts that we can start thinking about winning and glory. For the time being, we’re a fair distance away from that. Melbourne 7.2.44 9.4.58 14.5.99 19.7.121 Kangaroos 2.2.14 6.4.40 12.7.79 15.9.99 Goals: Melbourne: Neitz 5 Davey 4 Pickett 3 P Johnson 2 Sylvia 2 Green McDonald Yze Kangaroos: Thompson 5 Rocca 2 Archer Green Harding Harris Co Jones LeCras Petrie Sansbury Best: Melbourne Sylvia Neitz Davey Ward White Whelan Brown Kangaroos Thompson B Rawlings Grant Harris Sinclair Gibson Injuries: Melbourne Wheatley (finger) Bizzell (leg) Kangaroos Smith (ankle) Archer (concussion) Reports - Nil Umpires - Donlan Head M Nicholls Wenn Crowd - about 1500 at Princes Park

by Whispering Jack There's not much you can say about Melbourne's soft performance in Adelaide last night so I won't say much. The team was beaten by a side that was keen to impress, confident, motivated, committed to the ball - and they played as a tightly knit unit. Collectively, the Demons set new standards for bungling and ineptitude – they were everything that the Crows were not. So embarrassing was the effort of the so-called "team" that not a single player (and certainly not the coach for that matter) could hold his head up high after the game or say that he earned the cost of the air fare to take part in this match. Tragically, this is becoming an all too familiar occurrence whenever the Demons are put under pressure in a game – and in particular whenever they travel across the South Australian border. I'm not sure when the team returns to Melbourne but perhaps they might profitably spend the rest of their stay in the City of Churches by doing what one does in a church – they should stay down on their knees (where they were most of last night) and pray that something can be done to get themselves out of the hole they have dug for themselves within the space of the next three weeks. For my part, all I'm hoping for is that the 22 players who take the field against Carlton at the Telstra Dome in round one will be competitive. Melbourne 0.3.1 1.5.2 1.5.2 1.5.5 (44) Adelaide 0.6.4 1.8.8 1.12.17 1.16.23 (129) Supergoals: Melbourne T Johnstone Adelaide A McLeod Goals: Melbourne P Johnson 2 N Jones N Jones C Johnson R Robertson Adelaide: B Burton 4 L Jericho I Perrie 3 S Thompson B Vince 2 R Biglands A McLeod Best: Melbourne You have got to be joking!. Adelaide B Burton A McLeod S Thompson G Johncock B Reilly M Mattner C Knights I Perrie Injuries: Adelaide Nil Melbourne Nil Reports: Nil Umpires: B Allen D Woodcock D Goldspink M Nicholls Crowd: 12,594 at AAMI Stadium.