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Farewell Clayton Oliver

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7 hours ago, Bowserpower said:

The difference is I don't make up stuff and pass it off as fact.

I’m sure no one ( except perhaps a few journos) “makes up stuff”. What would be the point? You’d be ostracised like there was no tomorrow on this site if found out. People pass on information they are told - some correct, some not always correct. So what.? Are you silly enough to take as fact everything that is stated on a fan’s forum? Heaven help you if you are. Maybe this is not the place for you.

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    Actually quite interested to see how he travels in his new club.

    Hes played some good footy and I'm really happy for him.

    Whatever issues he's had....a move may really help him.

    As for the knockers here, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't have a flag without him so he's paid the club back a lot.

    I hope he goes gangbusters at Gws.

    Tx for the memories and ignore the critical people here.

    Edited by Dee Vinci

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    3 hours ago, Palace Dees said:

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    So glad I visited this thread 🤯

    It's almost as entertaining a read as the 484 page Farewell Jesse Hogan tome

    Edited by John Demonic

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    On 31/03/2026 at 16:55, Demonstone said:

    Schrodinger's cat was named Oliver. Was he there or wasn't he there?

    Possibly. But I wager yes. But we can all agree Carlton were not last week towards the end.

    Edited by Dee Vinci

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