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PREGAME: Rd 21 vs West Coast

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8 hours ago, Supermercado said:

I may be the stupidest person in Australia intending to go this game, but for anyone else who has problems finding the barcode to unlock tickets it's nowhere (that I can find) in the mobile app. The website says the barcode can be found under the page for that event, but there is no page because it's a Marvel home game. Eventually I got it by logging into the web version of the MyDemons page and absolutely hate myself for going to this much effort for what may be the sloppiest slopfest in the history of slop.

I will raise u on being the stupidest person as I have come down from Brisbane with my young son to go to this game.

So we are probs Dumb (you) and DUMBER (me) 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜.

God knows what will happen tomorrow.

 
5 hours ago, BoBo said:

Mmmm dunno, the other poster said he lived next door to multiple sports women that were jerks to your 1 non-[censored].

Was this Olympian a man or a woman also? Because if it’s a man, it’s only strengthening the case that all sports women are up themselves.

I’ll err on the side of the majority sample pool for now and just assume all sports women are jerks. It’s the only logical inference I can make out of this data set.

Im with you and I didnt come down in the last shower for nufing.

On 31/07/2025 at 20:13, Dr. Gonzo said:

Huge calls at selection this week! Great to see the coach/match committee make a statement after last week's debacle. Especially excited to see Petty given a chance to backup his 5 possession game (none inside 50) from last week.

You're gonna wanna be there on Saturday, this will be one for the ages.

Sorry where am i going Dr?

 
11 hours ago, JTR said:

Because most people don't know what they are talking about (other than looking at VFL stat sheets) and just want change for the sake of change.
And if they don't get the change they ask for, then obviously they know better than our football department and ~gOoDwIn Is pLaYiNg fAvOuRiTeS~

Remember last season, when selection threads were full of outrage about not giving Fullarton a go, simply because his VFL stats were good and his surname wasn't Petty?
How'd that work out?

Same thing now.

And yet Petty continues getting gifted games despite offering nothing.

10 hours ago, Supermercado said:

I may be the stupidest person in Australia intending to go this game, but for anyone else who has problems finding the barcode to unlock tickets it's nowhere (that I can find) in the mobile app. The website says the barcode can be found under the page for that event, but there is no page because it's a Marvel home game. Eventually I got it by logging into the web version of the MyDemons page and absolutely hate myself for going to this much effort for what may be the sloppiest slopfest in the history of slop.

Surely anyone who turns up to this just gets waved through


1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

And yet Petty continues getting gifted games despite offering nothing.

Trade out..Soft and inconsistent

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