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Madness
in Melbourne Demons

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To play for Sandringham Seniors. ;)

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    What a bunch of poor sad old buggers.

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    Is this a troll? Sauce.

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    Is this a troll? Sauce.

    I prefer a Soy, sugar, fish sauce and sesame oil combination with some ginger, works very well with steamed fish.

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    :lol:

    117 views, c'mon it's pretty funny...

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    I prefer a Soy, sugar, fish sauce and sesame oil combination with some ginger, works very well with steamed fish.

    My intention was to enquire if the thread-starter was being deliberately cheeky and provocative.

    I don't mind a bit of Tabasco or Worcestershire.

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    yep family guy rocks!

    Bloody oath, got series 1-5 on DVD! :D

    My fav scene is probably when peter does whole my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard thing! :lol:

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    Good Get Madness. Barry just rang in to confirm that he was in fact selected to play for Sandringham Seniors.

    But so were Yze and Brown...

    Maybe Neita will play afterall.

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    But so were Yze and Brown...

    Maybe Neita will play afterall.

    I had mail he was lining up for Sandringham, doesn't mean anything though really, I really doubt Neita will play. I heard greenie on the radio today saying he really doubts that he'll play, although it could be reverse psychology and Neita might actually be alright, even though he looked underdone whilst training...

    Who knows really, it's not really worth speculating about. All I know is I'll be listening to MMM with extreme interest before the game.

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    If anyone's annoyed about being misled by this thread then they would be equally annoyed about the information supporters are fed by the club. I had to get up early today for work and I opened this email received overnight:-

    MELBOURNEfc News Update

    Neitz to miss Tigers clash

    MELBOURNE skipper David Neitz will miss Friday night's clash against Richmond at the MCG, after he had surgery to repair a fractured finger, which occurred against Collingwood in round 11.

    They call that an "update"?

    Are the selectors and the club media people communicating with each other?

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    Are the selectors and the club media people communicating with each other?

    yeah i got the same thing...talk about mixed messages. i get the feeling the club doesnt prepare these however, it comes from a central afl source (through whoever is doing the website) and they simply put all of the weeks news in the email...im not sure if the team was even in that email was it?

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    If anyone's annoyed about being misled by this thread then they would be equally annoyed about the information supporters are fed by the club. I had to get up early today for work and I opened this email received overnight:-

    MELBOURNEfc News Update

    Neitz to miss Tigers clash

    MELBOURNE skipper David Neitz will miss Friday night's clash against Richmond at the MCG, after he had surgery to repair a fractured finger, which occurred against Collingwood in round 11.

    They call that an "update"?

    Are the selectors and the club media people communicating with each other?

    How are you being misled champ? Just stating the facts.

    yeah i got the same thing...talk about mixed messages. i get the feeling the club doesnt prepare these however, it comes from a central afl source (through whoever is doing the website) and they simply put all of the weeks news in the email...im not sure if the team was even in that email was it?

    Nah no selected team in there...

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    i think the point is that the mfc team was picked with neitz named at FF. the email then came out saying neitz wasnt going to play. it is old news that he 'wasnt playing' the new mail is that he is...

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    i think the point is that the mfc team was picked with neitz named at FF. the email then came out saying neitz wasnt going to play. it is old news that he 'wasnt playing' the new mail is that he is...

    Yeah I think we all got that.

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    Yeah I think we all got that.

    well then you would realise why he was being misled. why did you need to ask?

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    well then you would realise why he was being misled. why did you need to ask?

    Misled by the thread, he is saying. Somehow he thinks telling him Newton being selected to playing for Sandringham Seniors is misleading... :rolleyes:

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