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O Joffa, where are you????

Biffinator
in Melbourne Demons

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Well he was here this time last year.

Suggestions:

[*]doing it tough in the Moe Caravan Park

[*]Too busy training up his greyhounds for the Warragul races

[*]Re-stumping his mobile-home

[*]having a holiday in Lara

Biffinator.

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    Well he was here this time last year.

    Suggestions:

    [*]doing it tough in the Moe Caravan Park

    [*]Too busy training up his greyhounds for the Warragul races

    [*]Re-stumping his mobile-home

    [*]having a holiday in Lara

    Biffinator.

    ahahaha, lara suggestion, gold..

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    couldnt he afford going to frankston?

    there's a dish licker/harness racing track v. close to lara, so would serve as a good base for the joff-man.

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    making a banner that he wont get to put up tomoz. you can bet we'll be over on the collingwood forums when we have a win ;)

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    He lives somewhere around Coburg - I hope you guys don't think less of posters such as me and kieranb_j because of it!

    People are way too harsh on Joffa.

    They feel they know him as the media have somewhat taken the mickey by portraying him as this complete neanderthal. Anyone who actually knows a little bit about him would know he is a pretty down to earth decent bloke who does excellent work in the disabled care sector.

    He is also a mad (is there any other kind?) Collingwood supporter.

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    He lives somewhere around Coburg - I hope you guys don't think less of posters such as me and kieranb_j because of it!

    People are way too harsh on Joffa.

    They feel they know him as the media have somewhat taken the mickey by portraying him as this complete neanderthal. Anyone who actually knows a little bit about him would know he is a pretty down to earth decent bloke who does excellent work in the disabled care sector.

    He is also a mad (is there any other kind?) Collingwood supporter.

    definitely have an element of respect for him and most around would, but he's great to take the [censored] on too. If we win today and the screen flashes to joffa the place will roar and i can't wait.

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    agree nasher he was good fun when he popped over last year, a bit of good banter, much better than others from other clubs have or would have been

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