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Wrecker46
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On 21/04/2024 at 15:32, demosaw said:

I’d stuff the next gnome with some explosives and a movement/time delay trigger -10 mins from Powlett St should get them back to their Collingwood hovel.

Gnomeland security….

Electric fence controller some fine copper wire and a motion capture camera, should make Bounce. 

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    On 21/04/2024 at 14:01, Wrecker46 said:

    Demonlanders, my old man has (had) a demon gnome that he puts out the front of his apartment on Powlett St a few hundred metres from the G.

    When we lose it faces the naughty corner when we win its on proud display. When Maxy kicked the goal after the siren in 2021 to win the minor premiership it was purched on top of a ladder.

    It has been stolen twice in 5 years both Collingwood games. Last night one of those people in black and white jail uniforms jumped his fence and stole it.

    The old man wants a new gnome before Anzac Eve. Any ideas how to fast track one? It needs to be 30+cm and not one of those plastic ones.

    The new gnome will be wearing a Brayshaw style helmet the week we play Collingwood we might need security.

    Sorry Wrecker, I can't help but would simply like to say thanks for sharing this. Love your your old man's passion and sense of humor.

    And loathe the filth that stole it.

    Best of luck replacing it.

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    8 hours ago, DEE fence said:

    Electric fence controller some fine copper wire and a motion capture camera, should make Bounce. 

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    Shotguns are very effective against magpies. 

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    1 hour ago, Wrecker46 said:

    We've been [censored] ever since the gnome went missing.

     

    When is it turning up god damn it.

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