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What They Are Saying at Cockburn Central

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3 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

This is why we need enforcers in the team. Like Melksham.

Yes!!! For that reason as well as for banner reasons. #squadLife

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    1 hour ago, ucanchoose said:

    Why? It's a contact sport.  If any player has a weakness it should be exploited within the rules of the game in question

    Yes, but not our players 😁

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    3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Yes, but not our players 😁

    and i don't consider an injury as a weakness

    specifically targetting any player's injury is pizzpoor

    treat a player with an injury who opts to play the same as any other player

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    3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I mean, I know this is what fans say about injured opposition players but geez it burns me up to read this. 😡

    If Mr Ed crosses the White Line and plays, he is fair game. So he has to be ready and able to play on

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    2 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    This is why we need enforcers in the team. Like Melksham.

    Must be a typo, you meant Viney didn't you? 

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    2 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

    Must be a typo, you meant Viney didn't you? 

    A team can have more than one enforcer, no? 😉 

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    2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    A team can have more than one enforcer, no? 😉 

    For sure enforcers @Narrm IMHO:

    1, Viney

    Maybe not daylight, but a daylight savings morning...(I have a massive man crush on the bloke it must be said)

    2, May

    3, Salem

    Would agree Melksham could come in at 4, But would have Gus there as well perhaps? Your thoughts?

     

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    1 hour ago, DEE fence said:

    For sure enforcers @Narrm IMHO:

    1, Viney

    Maybe not daylight, but a daylight savings morning...(I have a massive man crush on the bloke it must be said)

    2, May

    3, Salem

    Would agree Melksham could come in at 4, But would have Gus there as well perhaps? Your thoughts?

     

    All enforcers extraordinaire. Not so much Gussy for mine. It’s hard to come off as imposing when you’re wearing a helmet. And not even a hard helmet, rather a soft quilted helmet. More a sock for the head than a helmet. 😁

    BTW, why do men say they have a man crush? Why can’t you just have a regular crush? 🤔 

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    18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    BTW, why do men say they have a man crush? Why can’t you just have a regular crush? 🤔 

    No clue, probably a CIS gender thing 😂

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    15 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

    No clue, probably a CIS gender thing 😂

    A crush is a crush is a crush…

    ”What’s in a name? That which we call a crush by any other name would crush as hard.” — Willie S.

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