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1st Qtr:

  • Good crowd👍🏽
  • Petty’s a jet
  • Jordan has a high footy IQ. The kids developing nicely 
  • Likewise Bowey
  • Sparrows a good bird
  • Jeez Kozz😳
  • Good Joel
  • Hard af Steven May
  • 0. 0. 6. 😕
  • Browns huge for our forward structure 
  • Clayton getting busy 
  • Ben worked had for that. Good man👏🏽
  • That ump had his plumbs bounced

2nd Qtr:

  • That would’ve been a beauty Claz😔
  • 2. 10. 22. 🙁
  • In control, It’s a Demon game😈
  • Could watch Bowey kick all day
  • Tig fans aren’t happy 
  • Our team defence rattles the comp
  • Ok these misses are getting silly now
  • Great kick Jack (Riewoldt)
  • Petty 1 Bolta 0
  • Dunstan will be very handy 
  • Should be up by 4gs. Trail by 3p🤦🏽‍♂️
  • Petty 2 He’s opponent 0

3rd Qtr:

  • Yeah that was bad Joel 
  • Gus’ field kicking has been sharp of late
  • Weids growing - here’s your chance mate
  • That was selfish Harmes. Had 2 blokes if he lowered his eyes there
  • Clary best on
  • Man we hate to concede 
  • Just not working for Nibbler tonight
  • LJ been quiet tonight
  • 4. [censored] 16. 40🤯
  • Lol imagine if Langdon missed that😂 good boy
  • We love a 3rd Qtr 👑
  • Fritta loves a 3rd Qtr!
  • Bowey’s closing in on 200 games yeah
  • Up by 19 feels like 40
  • Nice patch from Trac
  • Besides that HB to Lynch, has Joel smith been that bad?🤔
  • Game should’ve been absolutely iced by now - 8. 19. 67

4th Qtr:

  • Just great to see Gus full of confidence. Been great tonight
  • Keep at it Weid. Good lad
  • Smith’s bounced back ok since his howler
  • Dunstan got rocked!😵💫
  • Petty’s a rock 
  • Clary’s to legit to quit! BOG by a mile🐷
  • Dees love a snooze fest ay 🥱😑
  • Super clean from Bowey
  • 9. 22. 76 
  • 6 & 0. 13 in a row & Bow Wow still undefeated 🥳

🔴🔵

 

You can come and scribe for me at my next Casey Fields training report🤩

This is my new favourite thread! But in future I must remember to swallow my coffee BEFORE reading it so as to avoid a repeat of what just happened. Ie, coffee-splattered phone screen. This line…

“That ump had his plumbs bounced“

… is what did it. When this happened me and the guy I was sitting next to couldn’t stop laughing. We were like a couple of 10-year-old kids. 
Thank you, RedLegs 23! ❤️💙

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

 
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3 hours ago, picket fence said:

You can come and scribe for me at my next Casey Fields training report🤩

Mate I'd be there every sesh if I could. Keep up the great work Picket

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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

This is my new favourite thread! But in future I must remember to swallow my coffee BEFORE reading it so as to avoid a repeat of what just happened. Ie, coffee-splattered phone screen. This line…

“That ump had his plumbs bounced“

… is what did it. When this happened me and the guy I was sitting next to couldn’t stop laughing. We were like a couple of 10-year-old kids. 
Thank you, RedLegs 23! ❤️💙

Hahah you weren't alone on that. Hats off to the ump who didn't even flinch lol 


Love your work Redlegs23.!!

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5 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

Love your work Redlegs23.!!

Cheers mate🔴🔵

3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

This is my new favourite thread! But in future I must remember to swallow my coffee BEFORE reading it so as to avoid a repeat of what just happened. Ie, coffee-splattered phone screen. This line…

“That ump had his plumbs bounced“

… is what did it. When this happened me and the guy I was sitting next to couldn’t stop laughing. We were like a couple of 10-year-old kids. 
Thank you, RedLegs 23! ❤️💙

And not only that, he took the decision up to the ARC so we could enjoy watching him get hit continually in the knackers for a further good couple of minutes. Backwards and forwards...... 

 
1 hour ago, In Harmes Way said:

And not only that, he took the decision up to the ARC so we could enjoy watching him get hit continually in the knackers for a further good couple of minutes. Backwards and forwards...... 

I know, right! That’s what was so funny about it. And that meant he had to maintain his composure for extra minutes. Kudos to him, though. You wouldn’t have known he was screaming on the inside. I reckon he’d nail walking on hot coals. He’d probs even stand still on them with nary a change to his facial expression. 😂

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