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Hey, people. I recommend getting a dees face mask.

The club's official masks are pretty tame and understated, but there are websites out there selling demons masks that are in your face.

Wearing my red and blue mask on public transport in Melbourne since the Granny has led to the most amazing conversations.

Sometimes, it is just "Go Dees". Sometimes it is just snarls from the other teams' supporters. The Tiger's supporters are really upset (for some reason) that Petracca is being compared to Dusty.

There have been so many amazing conversations, but my best in the last few weeks was a young bloke (early 30's maybe} who came up to me and said he was a West Coast supporter. Turned out he had met his father for the first time at age 29 (divorce etc) and he and his dad got on like a house on fire. His dad was a mad WC supporter and bought him a membership.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Get a demons mask, people, but look beyond the club merchandise.

Regards,

Rollo

(Rumours of my death are untrue)

 

 

Edited by Grapeviney

 

Rollo, how are you old timer?

Still shacking it up in Wang?

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35 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Rollo, how are you old timer?

Still shacking it up in Wang?

Hey, Daz.

No, the nursing home is in Melbourne somewhere.

I escape sometimes and get to a computer but they always track me down. I have this thing on my ankle which seems to glow when I escape. 

They have now taped up all the window on my floor, but not the upstairs windows in the demetia ward. It is only an 18 foot drop. Piece of cake.

Talk soon, Daz.

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18 hours ago, rollinson 65 said:

(Rumours of my death are untrue)

We can’t just take your word for it, prove it.

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