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If The Don* named an Australian Test cricket team...

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2 hours ago, Salems Lot said:

# 1 is one of the Marshs.

Rod,

Geoff,

Mitch,

Shaun

(I think??)

39 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I thought by swashbuckling opener, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew meant he’s the first player on this list and not necessarily an opener in real life. 
Like @Salems Lot(above), I can’t veer away from it being a Marsh because of “swamp.”

All I can offer is Doug Bollinger. Bog for swamp, and the slimmest chance of there being in existence a Spanish boat called a Dullinger (stop laughing!)

Methinks this guy’s gonna end up carrying his bat. Unless of course Tim is kind enough to give us a clue (?)

Sorry, no, Salem, though that dynasty is tempting.

You've all played very nicely, thank you; WCW most entertainingly, with creative flourishes of her bat.

He's a genuine opener, as the rest of the team is genuinely used (with a bit of shuffling in the middle order).

Think what could swamp a boat? Then say it with a separate-syllable '-ed' on the end.

 

 
7 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Sorry, no, Salem, though that dynasty is tempting.

You've all played very nicely, thank you; WCW most entertainingly, with creative flourishes of her bat.

He's a genuine opener, as the rest of the team is genuinely used (with a bit of shuffling in the middle order).

Think what could swamp a boat? Then say it with a separate-syllable '-ed' on the end.

 

David Warner???!!

As in, wave-ed? And a Spanish boat called a Dorner or similar?

Damn! Seems Mazer beat me to it. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

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6 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

I'm late to the party but no 1 is Warner. No-one got it coz the VIN number was sanded off the boat.

I was over the page and missed this, Mazer! Humble apologies. And double points for the humorous hoick!

Wave-ed dorna it is!

And another 0.1 for you, @WalkingCivilWar, just later to the party.

Thanks again everyone!

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

 
2 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I was over the page and missed this, Mazer! Humble apologies. And double points for the humorous hoick!

Wave-ed dorna it is! 

That’s one of those runs you score when you or your batting partner get out but don’t realise you crossed on the wicket!

6 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Thanks again everyone!

Thanks for turning us all prematurely grey!!! 😁


Ok, so I’ve got a quick one in case one of Tim’s eleven contracts Covid. 
The clue is: Catty Car

45 minutes ago, mo64 said:

Richie Benaud - Bitchie Renault

Too easy for you, mo! 🙂

 

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