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The treatment of Dean Kent

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3 hours ago, BAMF said:

Don't forget that its in Darwin where they have never had to deal with a dislocated shoulder before. They don't even have pillows.

It's funny because it's almost (personally) true. An Irish girlfriend dislocated her shoulder once in a mountain-biking accident in Far North Queensland, and the doctor at the 'hospital' had to get out the manual.

He had also brought his five-year old kid with him (called in on a Saturday morning), and when he eventually put the shoulder back in, my missus, delirious and dosed up on morphine, started screaming and in a delightful Irish accent threatened to kill the little kid and every last member of the doctor's clan as her new life-mission under promise to God.

Maybe that's why no one wanted to stand next to Dean?

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    On 16/07/2017 at 5:31 PM, The heart beats true said:

    We don't know the circumstances. He may have been sitting waiting for an ambulance.

    I never trust the way things are presented on TV. You can cut to anything and make up a narrative. Cameron Ling is making a career of it.

    I hope his shoulder was reduced before he was sitting there!

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    14 hours ago, Skuit said:

    It's funny because it's almost (personally) true. An Irish girlfriend dislocated her shoulder once in a mountain-biking accident in Far North Queensland, and the doctor at the 'hospital' had to get out the manual.

    He had also brought his five-year old kid with him (called in on a Saturday morning), and when he eventually put the shoulder back in, my missus, delirious and dosed up on morphine, started screaming and in a delightful Irish accent threatened to kill the little kid and every last member of the doctor's clan as her new life-mission under promise to God.

    Maybe that's why no one wanted to stand next to Dean?

    And you didn't get any of that good stuff for your fellow Demonlanders?

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