I was walking down the main street today, in my small Victorian country town, looking for some pub that would agree to switch on the dees game.

I spied an old codger across the street wearing a demons scarf. I rushed across and told him we must be the only dees supporters in town.

He said: "Sorry, mate. I bought this from the Op Shop to keep my neck warm."

My small country town still boasts only one demonlander.

But today it's a happy one. 

Mine seems to have a bunch of them. I mean probably 20% of the population of around 5K. I wonder if some local lad played for us way back when, but haven't found out the answer to that question.

4 hours ago, Uncle Fester said:

Mine seems to have a bunch of them. I mean probably 20% of the population of around 5K. I wonder if some local lad played for us way back when, but haven't found out the answer to that question.

Or you live in a town with a lot of bright people!