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MCG to Tullamarine airport travel time?

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Would it make sense to throw in a train line from Tullamarine to the CDB?

We could bulldoze the Wilson car parking Monopoly in the process and put the station there.

Why are we spending money on roads for all the plebs that choose to live 100 plus KMS out of town?

They can walk for all I care.

 

 
45 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Would it make sense to throw in a train line from Tullamarine to the CDB?

We could bulldoze the Wilson car parking Monopoly in the process and put the station there.

Why are we spending money on roads for all the plebs that choose to live 100 plus KMS out of town?

They can walk for all I care.

 

Biff that is so all the poor city people can escape the rat race at the weekend and come and annoy us plebs living the dream in the bush. 

3 hours ago, ManDee said:

Biff that is so all the poor city people can escape the rat race at the weekend and come and annoy us plebs living the dream in the bush. 

there is only so many free range eggs one can eat!!

Why are we paying for the infrastructure of wastelands?


13 hours ago, Biffen said:

there is only so many free range eggs one can eat!!

Why are we paying for the infrastructure of wastelands?

I have heard the city of Melbourne called many things, but even I think that is harsh.

We country folk put up with many things, city folk use our water, eat our food and then have the temerity to blame us for putting in infrastructure so they can move around their dump. Wastelands may be an appropriate location for urban sprawl.

I do thank you for only having three sets of traffic lights in the 188km drive from my front door to parking near the members at the G.

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