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The Big Mango has been stolen

Earl Hood
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I have to report that the Big Mango all seven tonne of it has been hijacked from Bowen in Queensland! I mean this sets up a serious precedent. What are the security arrangements in place for the Big Bannana at Coffs Harbour, the Big Koala, the Big Crayfish at Kingston, the Big Worm at Koorumburra?

The big Murray Cod at Swan Hill, it could be gone tomorrow. The big Gallah, it could be already gone.

I think the big wool bales at Hamilton are safe though. Who is responsible for this security? Is it Commandant Scott Morrison, anyone know?

I have just been informed that a large security contingent has been deployed to guard Goerge Brandis' brand new Big bookcase! These are worrying times we live in.

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    All New Zealand tours of the Big Marino have been cancelled. Too risky.

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    I feel the need for a Royal Commission into this matter

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    But the important news is the Big banana is safe

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    But the important news is the Big banana is safe

    Are you sure, my sources cannot confirm the Big Banannas status at this time, I believe it is in dispute, there are unconfirmed reports of the Big Bannana moving south toward Down the coast!

    I am also getting conflicting reports on the status of the Big Cod and the Big Crayfish that have been reported as being on the move.

    Again I say these are worrying times we live in. My sources are indicating that all these Big Things seem to be headed toward Melbourne. What is our contingency plan to deal with this?

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    Are you sure, my sources cannot confirm the Big Banannas status at this time, I believe it is in dispute, there are unconfirmed reports of the Big Bannana moving south toward Down the coast!

    I am also getting conflicting reports on the status of the Big Cod and the Big Crayfish that have been reported as being on the move.

    Again I say these are worrying times we live in. My sources are indicating that all these Big Things seem to be headed toward Melbourne. What is our contingency plan to deal with this?

    Is your sources Robbie and Ben-Her?

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    I have to report that the Big Mango all seven tonne of it has been hijacked from Bowen in Queensland! I mean this sets up a serious precedent. What are the security arrangements in place for the Big Bannana at Coffs Harbour, the Big Koala, the Big Crayfish at Kingston, the Big Worm at Koorumburra?

    The big Murray Cod at Swan Hill, it could be gone tomorrow. The big Gallah, it could be already gone.

    I think the big wool bales at Hamilton are safe though. Who is responsible for this security? Is it Commandant Scott Morrison, anyone know?

    I have just been informed that a large security contingent has been deployed to guard Goerge Brandis' brand new Big bookcase! These are worrying times we live in.

    I'd check Scott Morrison's pockets, he's apparently a tad short; of 'life boats', & is said to have been on the lookout for affordable rafts. & one is for him & his entourage`.

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    so it didn't get deported to manus island after all

    was this a cunning labor stunt?

    sounds more like a commercial stunt to me. to get the towns name up in print.

    or maybe Geo georgie Brandis wanted a media distraction, from the Murder on Manus ?

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