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3 years from now...

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I Have given it 20 minutes thought Rev and I cannot come up with anyone.

As for daisy do we need another x Collingwood crock?

We could be this guy!

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I was thinking sports teams Rev however MN might prefer that to Sunday night at the G.

In 3 years i will be 53. That is all i wish to deal with.

The MFC better be doing a lot better than today and not rebuilding some dodgy foundation that was hastily rebuilt years before.....

 

I was thinking sports teams Rev however MN might prefer that to Sunday night at the G.

No, we're as bad as it gets. That's why I'm optimistic. We can only get better.

It's all just a matter of perception really. I'm choosing to see things in a particular way because to go down the alternative path is far too distressing. I'd rather be delusionally happy than realistically depressed.

GO DEES! 84 point victory on Sunday. Dawes kicks 6. Tapscott flattens Ablett at first bounce. Howe takes a screamer standing on top of the right-hand goal post at the Punt Road end. Jack Viney collects 39 possessions to trail Nathan Jones' 47. Aaron Davey comes off the bench as sub and kicks five in the last quarter. Chip Frawley dominates the back 50 and kick two goals.

Will I be disappointed if this doesn't happen? No, because we'll still win by 28 at worst. GO DEES!

If it all goes pear-shaped and we lose, I'll find something to give me solace. Probably several Cragganmores.

In 3 years i will be 53. That is all i wish to deal with.

The MFC better be doing a lot better than today and not rebuilding some dodgy foundation that was hastily rebuilt years before.....

Oh to be that young wyl!

I hope we still have a club to talk about mate


No, we're as bad as it gets. That's why I'm optimistic. We can only get better.

It's all just a matter of perception really. I'm choosing to see things in a particular way because to go down the alternative path is far too distressing. I'd rather be delusionally happy than realistically depressed.

GO DEES! 84 point victory on Sunday. Dawes kicks 6. Tapscott flattens Ablett at first bounce. Howe takes a screamer standing on top of the right-hand goal post at the Punt Road end. Jack Viney collects 39 possessions to trail Nathan Jones' 47. Aaron Davey comes off the bench as sub and kicks five in the last quarter. Chip Frawley dominates the back 50 and kick two goals.

Will I be disappointed if this doesn't happen? No, because we'll still win by 28 at worst. GO DEES!

If it all goes pear-shaped and we lose, I'll find something to give me solace. Probably several Cragganmores.

On the last line we are in total agreement Rev.

Honestly my expectations as so low I don't get upset now.

They fulfil my expectations every week.

As my (Pie ) wife says at least you know the result every week.

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Viney vs Omeara should be a good matchup, two guns of the future

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