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Wayne Carey is right!

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Spoke on MMM

Rather than play stupid games and see who can grow the longest beard, how about train? They are a shambles," he said on Triple M.

"If I was Mark Neeld I'd say to the conditioning guy, 'I don't give a crap (about recovery)'.

"I'd get 'em up at 4.30am (on Monday morning) and give them a 10km time-trial and then a swim afterwards.

"Actually, a 10km time-trial, then make them watch this game (as punishment).

"They dress like AFL footballers, look like AFL footballers, but don't play anything like one.
I've never been as disappointed in a team."

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    That is one of the best comments I've heard about this game. The old fashioned "[censored] em on the track" days are gone unfortunately, which is a shame it would be good to see them test the elite fitness they're meant to have.

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    It's that last comment that is the most honest truth I have heard from any commentator about our club. They look like AFL footballers but don't play anything like one and the word disappointed for me is the worst word in the world. If someone is disappointed in you, you should feel like crap!

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    I started a thread about who we should get in to talk to/train/teach the players and the duck was top of my list.

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    Not sure he was right about Jack Watts to go All Australian this year, but he's on the money there.

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    This is the reason I love Carey as a footy commentator (though his recreational activities outside business hours are somewhat questionable). He cuts straight to the chase, what he says is borne of experience and he says it with authority. Today was as disgusting a performance as I have seen. I have said my piece about my plans for the next little bit. The reasons why I have come to this conclusion are basically the same reasons why Carey was as disgusted with us as he was today.

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    Spoke on MMM

    Rather than play stupid games and see who can grow the longest beard, how about train? They are a shambles," he said on Triple M.

    "If I was Mark Neeld I'd say to the conditioning guy, 'I don't give a crap (about recovery)'.

    "I'd get 'em up at 4.30am (on Monday morning) and give them a 10km time-trial and then a swim afterwards.

    "Actually, a 10km time-trial, then make them watch this game (as punishment).

    "They dress like AFL footballers, look like AFL footballers, but don't play anything like one.

    I've never been as disappointed in a team."

    Carey is dead right, they should be not be paid for that frickin' rubbish

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    North were getting flogged a couple of years ago. When they won they played ok but when they lost it was always massive margins. Brad Scott started to [censored] the players with boxing sessions and full training sessions the next day. Gotta [censored] em. Shave the beards, learn to hit a target and grow a pair.

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